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🔵 Couch-Lock Commander

Section 6

Freedom Seeds basically weaponized comfort food in plant for

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Sector Z

Sector Z is the strain equivalent of eating an entire bag of

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Sedativa CBDV Auto

Meet Sedativa CBDV Auto—the strain that flowers so fast you’

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Boutique Desert Couch-Lock

Sedona Kush

Sedona Kush is the cannabis equivalent of a sunset vortex se

THC 18-25%

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🔵 Couch-Adjacent OG

Seed Junky Malibu

Imagine a Pacific Coast Highway sunset distilled into a nug—

THC 23-28%

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🟤 Hybrid That Can't Pick a Side

Seed of Life

Meet the strain that spent nine years in therapy trying to d

THC 18%

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🍇 50/50 Hybrid

Seedless Grapes

Seedless Grapes is Taylormade Selections' attempt to answer

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica

Seemango

Seemango is the strain that answers the question, "What if m

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica

Seger Fever

Seger Fever hits like Bob Seger’s tour bus—slow, heavy, and

THC 22-27%

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🌋 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Seismic Cookies

Seismic Cookies is basically geological activity you can smo

THC 28%

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🔴 Pure Indica

Sekret Machine

Treehouse Seeds’ classified indica is basically a government

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Selene

Named after the moon goddess because apparently "We Tried Re

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Even-Steven Hybrid

Self Portrait

Self Portrait is the strain that looks in the mirror and say

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Sello

Meet Sello—the strain that splits the difference between 'I

THC 18-22%

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🟢 Sativa That’ll Vacuum Your Brain Out

Selva Negra By Black Tuna

Imagine drinking a double espresso while freebasing a pine-s

THC 18-24%

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🍋 Citrus-Forward Hybrid

Semifreddo Al Limone

Imagine a gelato shop that got raided by Willy Wonka’s indic

THC 18-23%

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🍍 Sativa

Semtex Bx2 Made With The Lilly Pineapple Cut

Imagine someone duct-taped a pineapple to a rocket and lit t

THC 20-26%

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🟢 Pure Sativa

Senegal

Meet Senegal: the strain that turns introverts into motivati

THC 18-24%

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🟢 Pure Sativa Powerhouse

Senegal

Senegal is what happens when Underground Seeds Collective de

THC 18-22%

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🌞 100% Sativa Heritage

Senegal by The Landrace Team

Senegal is what happens when African landrace genetics get a

THC 20%

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🟣 Indica Express (Auto-Flowering)

Senegal Express Auto

The cannabis equivalent of a microwave burrito—fast, effecti

THC 18%

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🌞 Pure Sativa

Senegal Haze

Meet Senegal Haze—the strain that makes your brain sprint a

THC 18%

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🌍 Pure Sativa Heritage

Senegal Landrace

Meet your passport-free trip to Dakar: a lanky 18%-THC sativ

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Split Decision Hybrid

Senegal Tahoe Bubba

Like a Rastafarian diplomat who can't decide if he wants to

THC 18-25%

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🌍 Jet-Lagged Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Senegalese Chocolate Thai

Imagine your brain doing parkour between Dakar street market

THC 15-25%

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🔮 Classic Indica

Senmbelek Cookie

A bougie French pastry of a strain that smells like grandma’

THC 20%

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🟢 100% Sativa Speedball

Senor Garcia

Meet Señor Garcia, the espresso shot of weed that’ll have yo

THC 15-25%

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🟡 Sativa-Dominant

Senor Garcia

Meet your new Spanish tutor who teaches exclusively in giggl

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

Senor Jack

Meet Senor Jack, the espresso shot of cannabis that turns yo

THC 20-24%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Senpai

Senpai is the strain that bows politely before drop-kicking

THC 18%

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🟣 OG Indica That’ll Notice You

Senpai

Named after the anime character who never acknowledged your

THC 18-24%

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🟢 Low-THC Hybrid

Sensation CBD

Meet Sensation CBD—the strain that gets you less high than y

THC 0.5%

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⚡ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Franken-hybrid

Sensation Haze

Sensation Seeds crammed ruderalis, indica, and sativa into o

THC 30%

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🟣 Indica Dominatrix

Sensation Victory

Meet Sensation Victory—the strain that treats your spine lik

THC 18-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Senseless Star

Senseless Star is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blan

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Sensi #11

Sensi #11 is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket t

THC 18%

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🟢 Chill-As-Hell CBD Indica

Sensi #1318 CBD

The strain your yoga instructor keeps raving about—Sensi #13

THC 8-10%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Sensi #140

Sensi #140 is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket

THC 18-22%

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🟢 Straight Sativa

Sensi #32

Sensi Seeds' #32 is like that friend who shows up with a TED

THC 18%

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🌈 Low-THC Hybrid (a.k.a. Hype-Free)

Sensi #34 Auto CBD

Meet the strain that screams “I have responsibilities tomorr

THC 8%

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🟣 CBD Couch-Lock Lite

Sensi #41 Auto CBD

Meet the strain that gets you LESS high than a chamomile lat

THC ≤1%

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⚪ Couch-Lock Lite

Sensi #49 CBD

The strain for people who want to chill without auditioning

THC 8%

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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Sensi #741

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a centrist politician—Sensi

THC 15-25%

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🔵 Couch-Lock on Cruise-Control

Sensi 119 Auto

Sensi Seeds basically duct-taped a couch to a rocket ship an

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Sensi 219 Auto

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner: Sensi 21

THC 18-22%

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🟢 CBD Couch-Kisser

Sensi 743 CBD

Sensi Seeds basically made the cannabis equivalent of chamom

THC 10%

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🟢 Classic Sativa

Sensi Amnesia

Sensi Amnesia is what happens when Dutch breeders decide Red

THC 17-20%

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⚡ Auto-Flowering Couch-Lock Express

Sensi Amnesia Automatic

This auto-flower is basically your forgetful friend who show

THC 18%