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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Scotti Faced

Scotti Faced is Archive Seed Bank’s attempt to make you feel

THC 18%

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🔴 Indica

Scotti Faced

Scotti Faced is what happens when Biscotti marries Face Off

THC 19-22%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Commander

Scotti Pimpin

Scotti Pimpin is the strain equivalent of a velvet tracksuit

THC 20-25%

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🍰 Couch-Lock Cake

Scotti's Cake

Seed Junky Genetics basically weaponized birthday cake and g

THC 20%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Scottie Drippn By Nxt Lvl Organics

Scottie Drippn is what happens when breeders try to make wee

THC 22%

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🔥 Indica (The Second Banana)

Scottie Pippen

Named after the NBA’s most famous sidekick, this 28% THC ind

THC 28%

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🏀 Hybrid

Scottie Pippen 33

The only strain that can guard 1 through 5 positions and sti

THC 15-25%

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🍰 Dessert-Disguised Hybrid

Scotties Cake

The bougie bakery of weed—Scotties Cake looks like a million

THC 5%

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⚖️ Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

ScottiPops

ScottiPops is what happens when breeders get bored and decid

THC 18-25%

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🤼‍♂️ Balanced Hybrid

Scotty 2 Hotty

Named after a WWE legend who did the worm, Scotty 2 Hotty wi

THC 18-26%

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🟣 Dessert-Indica Hybrid

Scotty Weed

Meet Scotty—named after every dude who ghosted you but still

THC 20-28%

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🔴 Couch-Locked Indica

Scout Breath

Imagine if Thin Mints got drunk on diesel and passed out in

THC 15-25%

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🔵 CBD-Dominant Dessert Indica

Scout Cake CBD

Like eating a slice of Wedding Cake at a Girl Scout meeting

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Auto Hybrid

Scout Cookies Auto

Meet the strain that learned Girl Scout Cookies’ manners but

THC 17%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Commanding Officer

Scout Dawg OG

Scout Dawg OG is the strain equivalent of a Boy Scout who gr

THC 18-28%

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🍪 Hybrid

Scout Snacks

Scout Snacks is what happens when Ghost OG and Animal Cookie

THC 15-25%

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🍪 Indica

Scouts Honor

Scouts Honor is the strain that makes you break your diet an

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Scrappy by Aficionado French Connection

Meet Scrappy—Aficionado French Connection's diplomatic lovec

THC 18-22%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Scraps

Scraps is the strain that turns your to-do list into a to-do

THC 20-24%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Scratch N Sniff

The strain that asks the eternal question: 'Did I just hotbo

THC 20%

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🔮 Loud & Proud Indica

Scratch N Sniff

Crack the jar and your nose files a noise complaint. This bo

THC 25-32%

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🍏 High-Octane Dessert Hybrid

Screaming Apples

Imagine a Granny Smith apple that studied abroad in a diesel

THC 20-30%

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🐝 Hybrid Buzz Bomb

Screaming Bee

Screaming Bee is GreatScottBuds’ classified hybrid that basi

THC 15-25%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Commander

Screaming Eagle

Dominion Seed Company basically duct-taped two G13 legends t

THC 18%

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🍊 Daytime Citrus Grenade

Screaming Orange

Screaming Orange is the strain equivalent of a 6 a.m. juice

THC 18-26%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Screw Ball Mints

Screw Ball Mints is what happens when mad scientists in unic

THC 18-22%

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🔮 Couch-Locked Indica

Screwball

Screwball is what happens when Underground Originals asks, "

THC 15-25%

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⚡️ Sativa-Dominant OG That Forgot Its Own Name

Screwdriver OG

Screwdriver OG is that friend who shows up to the party clai

THC 18-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid That Actually Listens

Scrog

Meet the only plant that begs you to put a net over it. Scro

THC 18%

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⚖️ 8% THC CBD Hybrid

Scrog CBD

Meet the strain that’s basically decaf coffee for your endoc

THC 8%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified

Scroopy Noopers

Named after Rick & Morty’s most forgettable alien, Scroopy N

THC 20-27%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Classic

Scrumdiddlyumptious

Scrumdiddlyumptious sounds like a rejected Willy Wonka candy

THC 18%

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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

SDBK

SDBK is the cannabis equivalent of a Swiss Army knife—except

THC 20%

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🔵 Classic Indica

Sea 91

Sea 91 is Superseed’s attempt to bottle a NorCal fog bank an

THC 18-23%

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🌬️ Sativa

Sea Breeze

Imagine if a mojito and a pine forest had a baby, then taugh

THC 19-23%

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🔵 Pure Indica

Sea Level

The only strain engineered for folks who live at sea level b

THC 20%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Sea Monster

Sea Monkey

Sea Monkey is the strain that washed up on shore with no ID,

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Hybrid (Tide Pod Edition)

Sea Moss

Sea Moss is what happens when breeders ask "what if kelp got

THC 20%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Cruiser

Sea Stars

Sea Stars is 808 Genetics’ love letter to everyone who think

THC 20%

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☀️ West-Coast Sativa Hybrid

Seabreezy

Born from 2020s clone-swap chaos, Seabreezy is the strain th

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Indica (Beach Couch Edition)

Seacrets Sunset

Seacrets Sunset is what happens when a fancy tiki bar and yo

THC 20-26%

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🦐 80% Indica, 20% Existential Crisis

Seafood Diesel

Imagine a redneck sushi chef hot-boxing a shrimp boat with d

THC 15%

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🥞 Balanced Hybrid

Seafood Pancakez

Imagine if a hungover fisherman made pancakes with whatever

THC 20%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Express

Seatown

Seatown is ZeroDirt Genetics’ love letter to anyone who’s ev

THC 22-28%

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🍋 Pure Sativa

Seatown Lemon Haze

Imagine if a lemon grove got possessed by the ghost of a mot

THC 20%

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🍋 Maritime Hybrid

Seatown Lemon Haze

Born in the land of flannel, drizzle, and passive-aggressive

THC 15-25%

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🍇 Pacific Hybrid

Seattle Berry

Seattle Berry is what happens when Blueberry gets a tech job

THC 18-24%

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🔵 Pacific Northwest “We Swear It’s Not Just Blue Dream” Hybrid

Seattle Blue

Meet Seattle Blue—the strain that smells like a farmers-mark

THC 15-25%