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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Savage Kush

Savage Kush is what happens when Northern California breeder

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Savage Mendo

CSI Humboldt basically asked, "What if we weaponized relaxat

THC 20-25%

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⚖️ 60/40 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Savage Mint

Savage Mint is what happens when breeders ask, “What if toot

THC 20-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Savage Purple x T1000/OFP

CSI Humboldt spent 500+ crosses perfecting this strain, so y

THC 18%

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🔵 Couch-Lock OG

Savage Roar

Meet Savage Roar—the strain that flexes like a gym bro then

THC 18-26%

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🟢🟣 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Savage Squeezins

Savage Squeezins sounds like a prison wine, hits like a citr

THC 22%

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🍹 Balanced Hybrid

Savages Soda

Imagine if Mountain Dew and a diesel truck had a baby, then

THC 27%

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🌈 Hybrid (Screechingly Balanced)

Saved By The Screech

Saved By The Screech is the strain that smells like Zack Mor

THC 18-26%

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🧄 Stank-Ass Indica

Savory GMO

Meet Savory GMO, the cannabis equivalent of eating raw garli

THC 19-21%

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🍫 Indica-Leaning Dessert Hybrid

Savvy Rocky Road

Rocky Road is the strain for anyone who’s ever thought, “I w

THC 20-30%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Mystery Meat

Saw?

After seven years of lab coats and spreadsheets, Hyp3rids bi

THC 15-22%

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⚖️ Lab-Balanced Hybrid

Sawa By Hyp3rids

Imagine a strain that can't decide if it wants to melt your

THC 20-22%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Sawacane

Sawacane is Hyp3rids’ love letter to every indica purist who

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Hybrid (a.k.a. Who-Knows-What)

Sawtooth Skunk

Sawtooth Skunk is the cannabis equivalent of a Craigslist mi

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Say Less Reloaded

Say Less Reloaded is the strain that took "shut up and smoke

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Sayan Mass

Sayan Mass is what happens when Russian mobsters decide to g

THC 18%

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🪩 Mystery Hybrid (a.k.a. “Whatever the grower felt like calling it this week”)

SBC Weed

SBC is the strain equivalent of a barista misspelling your n

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

SBDS x Durban Sherbet

Pagoda Seeds basically weaponized nap time when they cooked

THC 23%

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⚖️ 55/45 Hybrid

Sbuds Mackenzie

Cosa Seed Co’s Sbuds Mackenzie is the beige Toyota Camry of

THC 18-22%

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🟤 Yes-It-Really-Says-Dogshit Hybrid

SC Dogshit

The strain that dared to name itself after canine excrement

THC 30%

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⚖️ Alphabet-Soup Hybrid

SC x SSSDH x SA

A Frankenstein’s monster of letters that somehow smokes bett

THC 18%

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🟣 Heritage-Hog Indica

Scaffie

Scaffie is Red Scare’s love letter to anyone who thinks "bal

THC 20%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Scarecrow OG

Scarecrow OG is Jinxproof Genetics' attempt to create the ca

THC 18%

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🔥 Sativa

Scarface

Named after everyone's favorite Cuban crime lord, Scarface d

THC 18%

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🟡 Pure Sativa

Scarlet Begonias

Named after a Dead song, Scarlet Begonias is the sativa that

THC 18%

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🔥 Hybrid (Deadhead-Approved)

Scarlet Fire

Scarlet Fire is the cannabis equivalent of that 17-minute Sc

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Boutique Couch-Lock

Scarlet Nova

Scarlet Nova is the Instagram influencer of indicas: looks f

THC 15-25%

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🌌 Boutique Hybrid Pheno #48

Scarlet Nova #48

Meet the 48th draft of perfection—because the first 47 were

THC 30%

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🔴 Sativa

Scarlet Queen

Scarlet Queen is what happens when a mad scientist decides R

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Indica

Scarlet Sunset

Scarlet Sunset is Gas Reaper Genetics' attempt at bottling a

THC 18%

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⚫ Indica (Named After Your Ex)

Scarry Brandon

Scarry Brandon is the strain equivalent of a haunted Tinder

THC 18%

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🟣 Balanced Hybrid

Scarry Cheezuz

Named after what your mom screams when she finds your stash,

THC 18-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Command Center

Scary Bubbles

Scary Bubbles is the strain that asks, “Remember that time y

THC 25%

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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Scary Cookies

Scary Cookies is the strain that makes you forget why you wa

THC 21-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Night Terror

Scary Gary

Imagine Gary Payton’s evil twin who skipped therapy and doub

THC 28-30%

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🟣 Indica

Scary Glen

Meet Scary Glen—the strain that sounds like a horror movie v

THC 18-22%

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🏀 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Scary Payton

Named after the Glove himself, Scary Payton rolls up like an

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Scary Terry

Named after your new sleep paralysis demon, Scary Terry is T

THC 20-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Scatpack by Southdagrowda

Southdagrowda's Scatpack is the cannabis equivalent of floor

THC 22-28%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Scatpack X Fruity Pebbles X Critical Kush

Imagine your childhood cereal got freaky with a muscle car a

THC 18-22%

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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Scatpack X Ice Cream Cake

Imagine if a tire-smoking Dodge Scatpack crashed into an ice

THC 20%

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🔥 Sativa That Forgot It's Sativa

Scavenger's Daughter

Scavenger's Daughter is what happens when breeders play God

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

SCDC x Clementine

Imagine a Florida orange grove got drunk, passed out in a Ku

THC 18-24%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

SCDC x Tripoli Wicked

Meet the botanical Ambien that is SCDC x Tripoli Wicked—an i

THC 22%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Scent Of Olympus

Meet the strain that got kicked out of Mount Olympus for hot

THC 20%

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🌗 Balanced Hybrid

Scentimental

Scentimental is what happens when breeders spend 150 test se

THC 18-22%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Scentuous

Annunaki Genetics spent three years breeding a strain that s

THC 20-25%

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🍋 Sativa

Sch Lemon Cake

Big Buddha Seeds basically turned a lemon pound cake into a

THC 18-24%