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Satan's Gas
Aeque Genetics summoned this 50/50 hybrid from the depths of
THC 18%Satashi Nakamaoto
The only blockchain you can actually smoke. Satashi Nakamaot
THC 18%Satchmo
Named after the trumpet legend himself, Satchmo hits like a
THC 20%Satellite Blue
Satellite Blue is what happens when breeders stop playing go
THC 15-25%Satellite Cindy
Satellite Cindy is what happens when Oregon nerds lock thems
THC 18%Satin
Satin is the strain you smoke when your plans consist of agg
THC 18%Satin Sheets
Satin Sheets is what happens when breeders try to make weed
THC 18-22%Sativa Blend
Sativa Blend is the cannabis equivalent of mixing every ener
THC 18-26%Sativa Bohemia
Top Tao Seeds basically bottled the feeling of explaining cr
THC 18%Sativa By Originals
Meet the strain that catfished the entire cannabis community
THC 18%Sativa del Altiplano
Grown by the Hisens Crew high in the Andes, Sativa del Altip
THC 20%Sativa des Rois
The strain French aristocrats would’ve hot-boxed Versailles
THC 18-22%Sativa Diablo
Meet the strain that dared to call itself "Sativa" and then
THC 18-24%Sativa Diva
Sativa Diva is what happens when a Haze plant drinks three e
THC 15-25%Sativa Fiesta
Sativa Fiesta is what happens when European breeders decide
THC 15-25%Sativa Mexicana
Meet Sativa Mexicana—the strain that’s basically spring brea
THC 18%Sativa Queen by Motarebel
Meet Sativa Queen, the strain that makes Red Bull look like
THC 18%Sativa Samadhi
Meet Sativa Samadhi, the strain that makes your inner monolo
THC 18-24%Sativa Spirit
Meet Sativa Spirit: the 5% THC strain that’s here to remind
THC 5%Sativa's Sour Diesel
Meet the strain that convinced an entire generation of stone
THC 22-25%Sativas Tucson
Born from 300 days of blistering sun and single-digit humidi
THC 18-25%Sato Nishiki
Meet Sato Nishiki: the cannabis equivalent of a TED Talk giv
THC 18-24%Satori
Imagine if a Nepalese monk and a White Widow had a baby, the
THC 18%Satori
Named after the Buddhist flash of enlightenment, Satori basi
THC 18%Satori
Named after Buddhist awakening, Satori is the strain that tu
THC 18-24%Satori Haze
After 30+ lab-rat iterations and enough spreadsheets to make
THC 22%Satsuma
Named after a tiny orange that’s impossible to peel, Satsuma
THC 18%Satsuma Princess OG
Imagine OG Kush went on a spa retreat, drank too many mimosa
THC 20-30%Satsuma Tree
Satsuma Tree is what happens when Nugs 420 asks, “What if or
THC 18%Satura Sativa
Meet Satura Sativa: the strain that'll have you convinced yo
THC 15%Saturday Morning
Imagine smoking the milk left in your Fruit Loops bowl, exce
THC 15-25%Saturday Morning Cartoons
This Bluerecluse Genetics creation is basically the adult ve
THC 18%Saturday Night Fever
Saturday Night Fever hits like a Bee Gees bassline: starts f
THC 18-22%Saturn V
Named after a rocket because apparently "Mid-Grade Space Kus
THC 18%Satzuma Revenge
Satzuma Revenge is what happens when citrus fruits unionize
THC 18-24%Sauce
Meet Sauce—the only strain named after what you’ll be drooli
THC 18-26%Saucer
Saucer by Green Acorns is the strain equivalent of a weighte
THC 22%Saucyballs
Saucyballs sounds like something you'd drunkenly order at 3
THC 20-25%Saur Stardust
Imagine Barney the dinosaur got dusted by a cosmic glitter b
THC 18%Sausage Berry
Sausage Berry is what happens when breeders ask, "What if sa
THC 20%Sausage Shaman
This 15% THC indica looks like it was blessed by a stoned bu
THC 15%Sausalito
Raw Genetics took Carbon Fiber and Georgia Pie, stitched the
THC 25-30%Sauvignon Blanc
Meet Sauvignon Blanc—the strain that sounds like your aunt's
THC 18%Sauvignon Blanc Auto
Meet the strain that tried to be a classy glass of white win
THC 15-18%Sauvignon Danc
Meet Sauvignon Danc, the strain that parties like a Sauvigno
THC 18%Savage Ape Auto
Imagine a hairy barista gorilla handing you a triple-shot of
THC 18%Savage Headband
Dominion Seed Company basically took the word 'savage' perso
THC 24%Savage Hulk
Dark Horse Genetics cooked up this green monster to give you
THC 18-24%