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🟡 Vintage Sativa Landrace

Santa Marta Gold

The cannabis equivalent of finding your dad’s original Woods

THC 5-8%

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🟢 Pure Sativa

Santa Marta Haze

Named after the Colombian coast where coffee beans and your

THC 18-24%

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⚡ Auto Sativa

Santa Marta Haze Autoflower

SeedStockers basically taught weed how to speed-run life. Th

THC 18-22%

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🌅 Sativa-Heavy Hybrid

Santa Marta Sunrise

Meet the strain that climbs higher than your rent. Santa Mar

THC 17-19%

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🌅 Cali-Balanced Hybrid

Santa Monica XIII

Imagine if a Pacific sunset got high and then tried to sell

THC 20%

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🔥 Pure Sativa

Santa Muerte

Named after Mexico's beloved bony saint, this 22% THC sativa

THC 22%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Santa Muerte

Named after the Mexican folk saint of death, this strain wil

THC 20-28%

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⚰️ Pure Indica

Santa Muerte

Named after the folk saint of death, this 25% THC knockout p

THC 20-25%

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🟡 Pure Sativa Drama Queen

Santa Muerte

Meet Santa Muerte, the sativa that hits like a Mexican soap

THC 19%

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🎅 Pure Sativa

Santa Sativa

The strain that turns Scrooge into a motivational speaker. S

THC 20-23%

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🎅 Balanced Hybrid

Santa's Little Helper

The only Christmas elf that won't judge you for eating an en

THC 18%

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🎅 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Chimera

Santa's Sugar Cookies

MadCat’s holiday special is basically what happens when Rudo

THC 18-24%

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🔵 Gentleman's Indica

Santhica 27

Meet Santhica 27, the strain bred by 'Unknown or Legendary'—

THC 8-10%

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🟢 Balanced Hybrid

Santiam Skunk

Santiam Skunk is Oregon Green Seed’s love letter to anyone w

THC 16-22%

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🟢 100% Sativa (a.k.a. Garlic Energy Drink)

Saoper Garlic Haze

Meet the strain that turns your mouth into a pizzeria and yo

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Saparot

Saparot is JYM Seeds’ love letter to people whose favorite y

THC 18%

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🟣 Certified Couch Magnet

Saphire Girl

Meet Saphire Girl—the strain that dresses like royalty but b

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Saphire One

Saphire One is the strain you bring home to mom: respectable

THC 18%

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🔵 Balanced Hybrid

Sapphire Bubba

Olympic Seeds' Sapphire Bubba is the strain equivalent of a

THC 18%

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🔵 Indica (That Pretends to Be Balanced)

Sapphire Cherries

Imagine a blueberry snow-cone made out of couch. Olympic See

THC 18-26%

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🔵 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Sapphire Cookies

If Willy Wonka ran a dispensary, this would be the golden ti

THC 27%

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🔵 Couch-Lock in a Tuxedo

Sapphire Crystal

Sapphire Crystal is the strain equivalent of wearing a tuxed

THC 22%

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🔷 Balanced Hybrid

Sapphire Desire

Sapphire Desire is what happens when Exotic Genetix decides

THC 20-24%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Sapphire Lemon Strudel

Olympic Seeds took a lab coat, a bakery, and a PhD in citrus

THC 18%

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🔷 Balanced Hybrid

Sapphire Mints

Imagine your grandma’s after-dinner mint went to Burning Man

THC 18%

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🔵 Premium Couchlock Candy

Sapphire Mints

Sapphire Mints is what happens when a York Peppermint Patty

THC 20-27%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Sapphire Muffins

Sapphire Muffins is what happens when Triple C Genetics deci

THC 20%

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🔵 Sativa OG That Forgot It Was Sativa

Sapphire OG

Meet Sapphire OG, the strain that dresses like a sativa but

THC 18-25%

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🌀 Balanced Hybrid

Sapphire Scout

Meet Sapphire Scout—the strain that convinced Humboldt's bre

THC 18%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Connoisseur

Sapphire Scout

Imagine your favorite Girl Scout cookie got drunk on OG fuel

THC 15-25%

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🔵 Balanced Hybrid

Sapphire Star

Sapphire Star is the cannabis equivalent of a jazz brunch—cl

THC 18%

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🔵 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Sapphire Star

Sapphire Star is the strain equivalent of a hypebeast sneake

THC 17-24%

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🔮 Balanced Hybrid

Sapphire Sunset

Sapphire Sunset is what happens when breeders play God with

THC 18%

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🔮 Boutique Hybrid

Sapphire Sunset

Sapphire Sunset is the strain equivalent of a hype-beast hoo

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Pure Sativa

Sapphires F2 Harlo

Meet the strain that convinced your introvert friend to star

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Sappy Sour

Pollen Nation’s Sappy Sour is the strain equivalent of cance

THC 23-28%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Sappy Sour 2.0

Pollen Nation’s answer to “I want my brain to giggle AND my

THC 18%

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⚖️ Well-Balanced Hybrid

Sasha By Cannarado Genetics

Sasha is the cannabis equivalent of a Libra—desperately tryi

THC 18%

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⚖️ High-End Sushi-Grade Hybrid

Sashimi

Sashimi is the bougie love-child of Zkittlez and Kush Mints

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Sasquatch

Sasquatch is the strain that proves Bigfoot isn’t just blurr

THC 17-24%

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🟤 50/50 Hybrid

Sasquatch

Sasquatch by Alaska Cannabis Cache is the only cryptid you’l

THC 20-24%

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🦶 Heavy-Footed Hybrid

Sasquatch

Meet Sasquatch: the strain so sticky it could double as Bigf

THC 15-25%

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🌲 Couch-Lock Sasquatch Indica

Sasquatch Bait

Named after the only thing hairier than your dealer’s roomma

THC 18-26%

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🔳 Balanced Hybrid (60/40)

Sasquatch Puree by Yetis Pheno

Named after the mythical forest lurker and bred like a lab r

THC 23-27%

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🟢 Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. Forest Cryptid)

Sasquatch Tears by Yetis Pheno

Sasquatch Tears is what happens when Bigfoot gets the munchi

THC 18-23%

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🤖 Balanced Hybrid

Sassy by Greener Mountain Boys

Meet Sassy, the strain that says “bless your heart” right be

THC 20%

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🔮 Full-Bodied Indica

Sassy Frass

Meet Sassy Frass—the strain that sounds like your aunt's Fac

THC 20-25%

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🔴 Pure Indica

Satan's Bride

Trikoma Seeds basically married you to the devil with this 2

THC 28%