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🍉 Salty-Sweet Hybrid

Salty Watermelon

Imagine someone soaked a watermelon Jolly Rancher in ocean w

THC 15-25%

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🎨 Mysterious Hybrid

Salvador

Named after a painter who melted clocks and your sense of ti

THC 15%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Salvation

Salvation promises to save you from sobriety with the subtle

THC 18%

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🔮 Spiritual Couch-Lock

Samadhi

White Buffalo Seed Collective named this one after the Buddh

THC 24%

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⚫ Pure Indica

Samangan Province By Tonglen Song

Named after a place you’ll never visit sober, this Tonglen S

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Samangapulco by Tonglen Song

Samangapulco is what happens when a mad scientist decides to

THC 18-23%

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🌇 55/45 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Samarian Sunset

Samarian Sunset is what happens when a breeder watches too m

THC 18%

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🔮 Heavy-Set Indica

Sambuca

Sambuca is the strain that turns your living room into a Rom

THC 20-26%

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🟣 Full-Bodied Indica

Samhain

Samhain is what happens when Alaskan breeders trap a winter

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Samo 78

Imagine Sunday pancakes and Monday motivation had a love chi

THC 25-30%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Samoa Cookies

Imagine if a Samoa cookie got high, then seduced your nervou

THC 27-30%

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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Samoa Kush

Samoa Kush is what happens when The Bank Genetics asked, "Wh

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Indica

Samoas

Imagine if your favorite Girl Scout cookie got high, moved t

THC 12-18%

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🟡 85% Sativa Energy Grenade

Samosa by Puppets Genetics

Imagine if a samosa got a liberal arts degree and decided to

THC 18%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Samsara

Samsara is what happens when Patchwerk Genetics decides to w

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Sasquatch

Samsquamch

Named after everyone’s favorite blurry backyard monster, Sam

THC 18%

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🟣 Cryptid Couch-Lock Indica

Samsquanch OG

The only thing hairier than the Sasquatch myth is the resin

THC 20%

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⚔️ Pure Sativa Warrior

Samurai Jack

Motherland Genetics basically bottled a katana-wielding ener

THC 22%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Indica

San Bacio Burger

San Bacio Burger is the strain equivalent of eating a gourme

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Confection

San Bacio Gelato

Imagine your nonna’s gelato got possessed by a sleepy demon—

THC 18%

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⚖️ 60/40 Indica-Lean Hybrid

San Fermodo

San Fermodo is Freeworld Genetics' attempt at making the can

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Indica

San Fermodo Skunk

San Fermodo Skunk is the strain your plug swears is "straigh

THC 18-24%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

San Fernando Afghani

Meet the strain that single-handedly killed the term "produc

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica Couch-Lock Specialist

San Fernando Blow

San Fernando Blow is the strain equivalent of getting tackle

THC 21%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Express

San Fernando Diesel

San Fernando Diesel is what happens when Karma Genetics deci

THC 18-26%

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⚖️ 50/50 Balanced Hybrid

San Fernando Gelato

Imagine a gelato shop that got raided by Willy Wonka’s edibl

THC 22%

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🍋 Sativa-Dominant Zesty Overachiever

San Fernando Lemon Kush

Sweet Seeds basically bottled liquid motivation and sprayed

THC 20%

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🌫️ Hybrid (L.A. Traffic Edition)

San Fernando Smog

Named after the brown haze that makes L.A. sunsets look Inst

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

San Fernando Truffles

San Fernando Truffles is the strain that politely asks your

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Fuel-Flavored Hybrid

San Fernando Valley Cookies

Imagine OG Kush and Girl Scout Cookies had a baby in a Sherm

THC 22-28%

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⚫ Couch-Lock OG

San Fernando Valley OG

Meet the strain that makes traffic on the 405 feel like a sp

THC 25%

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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

San Fernando Valley OG

The strain that smells like a diesel-soaked Christmas tree a

THC 22%

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🔴 Couch-Locked Indica

San Fernando Valley OG Kush x RPK

Imagine OG Kush did squats with a protein shake called RPK a

THC 20-28%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Philosophers

San Fernando Valley OG x Do-Si-Dos

Meet the strain that turns your living room into a philosoph

THC 20-27%

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⚖️ Cali-Colombian Hybrid

San Fernando Valley X Colombian

A diplomatic peace treaty between SoCal couch-lock and Colom

THC 18%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Commando

San Fernando Valley X Purps

If you’ve ever wanted to feel like a melted purple crayon, t

THC 20%

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🌁 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

San Francisco OG x SCBDx

Imagine if the Golden Gate Bridge got high and decided to re

THC 20-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

San Francisco Sour Dough

Imagine if your local artisanal sourdough bakery had a torri

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Custard

San Juan Flan

The strain that proves you can have your cake and eat the co

THC 15-25%

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⛰️ Mountain-Hardened Hybrid

San Juan Gunnison

This strain laughs at altitude sickness and makes your probl

THC 26%

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🏔️ Mold-Proof Indica

San Juans

San Juans is the strain your PNW cousin swears grew itself n

THC 15-25%

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🔵 Mountain-Locked Indica

San Juans Pagosa

This strain is what happens when Colorado hippies trap an in

THC 20%

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🟢 Lemon-Forward Hybrid

San Limon

San Limon is the strain equivalent of a bartender who insist

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

San Pedro Kush by South Bay Genetics

San Pedro Kush is the indica that answers the age-old questi

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

San Rollex

San Rollex is the cannabis equivalent of a Rolex that runs o

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Functional Sativa (Barely Buzzed Edition)

Sanatio CBD Haze 1:1

Meet the strain for people who want to feel something, just

THC 7-10%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Sanctuary

Meet Sanctuary—the strain that’s basically therapy you can s

THC 18%

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🌪️ Couch-Lock Cyclone

Sand Storm

Sand Storm is the indica that drags you through the dunes an

THC 18-24%