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Strain Reviews

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🟣 Indica

Sandia Loca

Meet Sandia Loca—Spanish for "crazy watermelon" and English

THC 18-26%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Sandman

Sandman is Gingerbred Genetics' 2000-hour love letter to you

THC 18-23%

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🟣 Indica (But with a sneaky sativa passport)

Sandstorm

Sandstorm is what happens when The Agrarian Society tries to

THC 18-25%

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🟣 Purebred Couchlock Indica

Sandstorm x Deep Chunk

This is what happens when Moroccan hash meets Afghan brick a

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Indica (Despite the Name)

Sandy Cheeks

Ohms Seeds named this indica after a cartoon squirrel, then

THC 18%

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☀️ Sativa

Sanfune

Sanfune is what happens when breeders kidnap a classic Haze,

THC 18-24%

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🔮 Lab-Crafted Couch Magnet

Sanfune 2022

Sanfune 2022 is what happens when a seed company locks itsel

THC 20-25%

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🔴 Indica

Sangeria

Sangeria is the strain that convinced your yoga instructor t

THC 18%

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🟡 Pure Sativa (a.k.a. “Productivity’s Worst Enemy”)

Sangoma

Named after African shamans because you’ll need spiritual gu

THC 18-23%

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🟢 Sativa

Sangoma

Named after African spiritual healers because you'll need on

THC 15-20%

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🟢 Pure Sativa

Sangomas Breath

Space Trooper Genetics basically bottled a shamanic vision q

THC 24%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Cabernet

Sangria

The only Sangria that pairs better with pajamas than a patio

THC 18-24%

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🍷 Balanced Hybrid

Sangria

Sangria is the strain that shows up to the party already tip

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Sangria Punch

Sangria Punch is what happens when Dominion Seed Company let

THC 18%

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🍷 Indica

Sangria Slushie

Imagine a grape snow cone and a cheap box of wine had a baby

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica

Sangria Slushy

Imagine your favorite gas-station slushie got a college educ

THC 15-25%

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🩸 Hybrid (60% Indica / 40% Sativa)

Sangue Amore

Sangue Amore sounds like a vampire’s dating profile and smok

THC 22%

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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Sanguinello Skunk

Sanguinello Skunk is the strain equivalent of a mullet: busi

THC 18-22%

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🟢 Pure Sativa Powerhouse

Sannie's Jack

Meet the espresso shot of weed—Sannie's Jack is what happens

THC 19-23%

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⚡ Pure Sativa

Sanny's Haze

Meet Sanny's Haze—the espresso shot of weed that makes your

THC 18%

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🟢 Pure Sativa

Sanora Super Sativa

Meet the strain that makes Red Bull look like chamomile tea.

THC 18-24%

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🔮 Mysterious Hybrid

Sans Souci

The strain whose breeders are so underground they might be m

THC 15-18%

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🎅 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Santa Bilbo

Genehtik Seeds basically gift-wrapped Christmas morning and

THC 15-25%

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🎅 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Chimera

Santa By Flash Seeds

Flash Seeds crammed sativa sparkle, indica couch-lock, and r

THC 20%

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🌊 Coastal Haze Hybrid

Santa Cruz

Imagine Blue Dream got a surfboard, moved into a foggy green

THC 18-22%

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🔵 Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Santa Cruz Blue Dream by Santa Cruz Goatfarm

Imagine if a fruit smoothie got a PhD in motivation and then

THC 22%

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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Santa Cruz Costal Kush

Santa Cruz Costal Kush is the strain equivalent of a weighte

THC 20-28%

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🐉 Balanced Hybrid

Santa Cruz Dragon

Meet the strain that sounds like it should be guarding treas

THC 10-15%

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🟢 Hybrid (Indica-leaning but won’t steal your car keys)

Santa Cruz Gummy Bears

Imagine Haribo got a PhD in botany and moved to a foggy beac

THC 20-22%

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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Santa Cruz Sour Apple × White Lightning

Imagine if a hippie orchardist and a 90s hash wizard had a b

THC 15-25%

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🚂 Sativa

Santa Cruz Trainwreck

Meet the espresso shot of weed: Santa Cruz Trainwreck delive

THC 5%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Santa Elena

Meet Santa Elena, the strain that couldn't decide if it want

THC 15-25%

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🌞 Pure Sativa

Santa Maria

Meet Santa Maria—Inner Earth Seeds’ love letter to Brazilian

THC 18%

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⚡ Pure-Bred Sativa

Santa Maria

Meet Santa Maria, the strain that makes Red Bull look like c

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

Santa Maria

Santa Maria is what happens when a Brazilian carnival and a

THC 22%

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🟢 Sativa with Commitment Issues

Santa Maria

Meet Santa Maria, the strain that claims it's 100% sativa bu

THC 18%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Santa Maria

Imagine a Brazilian carnival in your brain, but the floats s

THC 16-22%

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⚖️ 40% Indica / 30% Sativa / 30% Ruderalis Auto-Flowering Franken-baby

Santa Maria Auto by Sumo Seeds

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a self-driving car: Santa Ma

THC 18%

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🌴 Tropical Hybrid with a Spreadsheet

Santa Maria F1 of F8 Stock

Meet the strain that spent eight generations in plant grad s

THC 18-24%

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🤷‍♂️ Hybrid From Your Dealer’s ‘Guy’

Santa Maria F1-X

Meet the strain whose breeder is so mysterious they make Ban

THC 18%

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☀️ Tropical Sativa (Now With 99% Less Surprise)

Santa Maria F7

Think Brazilian beach party in a bud—minus the sunburn and q

THC 17-22%

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🔥 Pure Colombian Sativa

Santa Marta

The strain that turns your living room into a salsa club and

THC 18-24%

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🌴 Pure Sativa

Santa Marta

Meet Santa Marta—the espresso shot of weed that’ll have you

THC 18%

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☀️ Pure Colombian Sativa

Santa Marta

The strain your hippie uncle swears he smoked in '72—except

THC 16%

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☀️ Purebred Sativa

Santa Marta Colombian

Straight from the mountains where Shakira learned to shake i

THC 18%

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⚡ Pure Colombian Rocket Fuel

Santa Marta Colombian Gold

Straight from the mountains where Shakira learned her hip mo

THC 12-15%

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☀️ Pure Sativa

Santa Marta Colombian Gold

This isn’t your tío’s brick weed from the 80s. Santa Marta C

THC 22%

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☀️ Classic Sativa

Santa Marta Colombian Gold

The strain your hippie uncle still swears was better in '72—

THC 15-25%