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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

Schism

Schism is Lucky Dog Seed Co’s love letter to anyone who thin

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Boutique Indica That Ghosted the Mainstream

Schism

Schism is the cannabis equivalent of that indie band you pre

THC 18%
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🟣 Maryland Church of Couchlock

Schism Culta

Schism is CULTA's hush-hush indica hybrid that basically duc

THC 20-30%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Schlemons

Schlemons is the strain equivalent of a mullet—business in t

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Commander

Schnazzleberry 2

Schnazzleberry 2 is Chimera Seeds' love letter to anyone who

THC 18-22%
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🎸 Auto-Hybrid That Actually Slaps

School of Rock

Mephisto Genetics named this one after Jack Black’s greatest

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Autoflower

Schoolyard Crush

Remember that awkward first crush who made your heart race a

THC 18-23%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Schrom

Schrom is what happens when breeders decide 'relaxing' isn't

THC 18-24%
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🍋 PNW Citrus Missile

Schrom

Imagine Sprite and Pine-Sol had a lovechild that grew up to

THC 24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Schrom Face

Meet Schrom Face, the indica that turns your frontal lobe in

THC 18-25%
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🍋 Sativa (AKA “I’ll Do The Dishes Later”)

Schrom Star

Imagine if Sprite® and Pine-Sol® had a baby that went to gra

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. The Switzerland of Weed)

Schrom X Memory Loss

The only strain that promises to delete your browser history

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Schrom X Romulan Bx3

AK Bean Brains basically back-crossed this thing until it fo

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Schromba

Schromba is what happens when Katsu Seeds asks, "What if a C

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Full-Fat Indica

Schwartz Yogurt

Imagine if Greek yogurt got high, joined a biker gang, and d

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Schwifty

Schwifty is what happens when The Bakery Genetics decides yo

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Sci-Fi Scully

Sci-Fi Scully is the cannabis equivalent of a low-budget sci

THC 8-10%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Sci-Fi Snackz

Sci-Fi Snackz is what happens when a mad scientist gets the

THC 18%
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🧪 Sativa

Science

Science by Heritage Seeds is what happens when nerds with Ph

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Sticky-Icky Boutique Hybrid

Scissor Sauce

Scissor Sauce is the strain that makes your trimming scissor

THC 20-28%
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✂️ Balanced Hybrid

Scissors Sisters

Named after what you'll need to cut through the resin-coated

THC 25%
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🟣 Dessert-Disguised Couch Magnet

Scones

Imagine if a Blueberry muffin and a sugar cookie had a baby,

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Scooby Doo

Scooby Doo is the strain that answers the age-old question:

THC 20%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Scooby Smack

The only strain that makes you solve mysteries while eating

THC 25%
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🍪 Balanced Hybrid

Scooby Snacks

Named after the snack that makes cartoon dogs lose their min

THC 20-24%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Scooby Snacks

Scooby Snacks is the strain your couch has been sliding into

THC 20-24%
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🔮 Indica-Dominant Dessert Monster

Scooby Snacks

Imagine Shaggy and Scooby hot-boxed the Mystery Machine with

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Scooby Snacks 2

Scooby Snacks 2 is what happens when Face Off OG and Platinu

THC 22-28%
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🍦 Dessert-Dominant Hybrid

Scoop

Scoop is the strain that convinced your sweet tooth to start

THC 28%
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🍨 Couch-Lock Custard

Scoopable

Raw Genetics’ Scoopable is basically ice-cream Kush that for

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Ice Cream

Scoopable

Imagine soft-serve that got crossed with a weighted blanket.

THC 22-26%
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🟣 Certified Couch Magnet

Scoops

Scoops is Exotic Genetix’s love letter to anyone who's ever

THC 22%
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🍨 Dessert-Indica

Scoops

Scoops is the strain that convinced your dentist weed can be

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Dessert-Indica Couch Coma

Scoops of Cream

Imagine smoking the inside of an ice-cream parlor after dark

THC 18-26%
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🌈 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Buffet

Scoopski

Scoopski is the strain equivalent of a Swiss Army knife—if t

THC 18-23%
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🔥 Indica Napalm

Scorched Earth

Scorched Earth is what happens when Enlightened Genetics ask

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Scorez

Scorez is the strain you bring home when your plans include

THC 18%
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🦂 Hybrid (Clone-Only Flex)

Scorpion Tears

Scorpion Tears is the cannabis equivalent of that exclusive

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

Scorpious

Scorpious is what happens when Northern California breeders

THC 20%
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⚫ Dessert-Indica in a Tuxedo

Scotch And Soda

Scotch And Soda is the strain equivalent of spiking your mil

THC 20%
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⚫ Couch-Locked Indica

Scotch Soda

Imagine your grandpa’s after-dinner drink got frisky with a

THC 20-28%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (AKA 'I Can't Decide Kush')

Scott OG

Meet Scott OG, the strain that’s basically the lovechild of

THC 20-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Scott OG

Scott OG is what happens when Triangle Kush and Rare Danknes

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Scott's Haze

Scott's Haze is what happens when breeders decide regular Ha

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Scott's OG

Scott's OG is Rare Dankness Seeds' love letter to anyone who

THC 20-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Scott's OG

Scott's OG is what happens when a Colorado breeder decides c

THC 22-28%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Scott's OG x Kreamdog

Meet the strain that took 200 plants hostage just to pick th

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Scotti Cake

The lovechild of Biscotti and Wedding Cake—because apparentl

THC 22-29%

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