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⚡ Sativa

Seattle Seltzer

Seattle Seltzer is what happens when your basic lime seltzer

THC 25-29%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Seattle Soda

Imagine if Kurt Cobain bred weed while chugging grape Faygo—

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (Cherry-Cola Edition)

Seattle Soda

Imagine if a Rainier cherry made out with a can of cola in a

THC 18-24%

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🔵 Pacific Northwest Sativa

Seattle Sour D

Imagine if a grunge band and a tech startup had a baby that

THC 18-23%

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🌲 Pacific Northwest Sativa

Seattle Zoda

Seattle Zoda is what happens when Emerald City breeders deci

THC 20-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Seawarp

Seawarp is the love-child of Reefermans Seeds’ 15-year midli

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Coastal Hybrid

Seawarp

Seawarp is the strain that treats Pacific Northwest weather

THC 15-25%

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🌊 Balanced Hybrid

Seaweed

Seaweed is the strain that proves you can literally smoke th

THC 18%

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🔵 Coastal Couch-Lock

Seaweed #3

Imagine getting high while licking a beach rock that someone

THC 20%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Second Blissful Fruit

Odyssey Genetics basically Frankensteined your produce aisle

THC 16%

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🟣 Indica (But Brunch-Approved)

Second Breakfast

The strain that answers the eternal question: "What if I cou

THC 20-26%

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🟪 Balanced Hybrid

Second Sight by Cannabeizein

Second Sight is the strain that stares back. One toke and yo

THC 20%

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🟣 Ancient Indica Relic

Secret Artifact

Art Genetix basically bred a cryptex of kush that unlocks th

THC 24%

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🔮 Classified Indica

Secret by HiBreedProject

The NSA called—they want their weed back. Secret is the stra

THC 20%

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🧀 Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Secret Cheese

Imagine if a wheel of aged cheddar got possessed by a sativa

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Mystery Meat

Secret Chief

Secret Chief is what happens when Bodhi Seeds plays mad scie

THC 18-22%

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🍪 Balanced Hybrid (50/50-ish)

Secret Cookie

Like sneaking a cookie before dinner, Secret Cookie pretends

THC 15-25%

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🍪 Couch-Lock Cookies

Secret Cookies

Secret Cookies is what happens when OG Kush and Thin Mints h

THC 15-25%

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⚗️ Top-Shelf Hybrid

Secret Formula

Archive Seed Bank's Secret Formula is basically the cannabis

THC 25-30%

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🔥 Hybrid (a.k.a. “Trust Me Bro” Edition)

Secret GMO

If OG Kush and a clove of garlic had a secret love child rai

THC 25%

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⚖️ Citrus-Cookie Hybrid

Secret Grapefruit Cookies

The strain that answers the age-old question: "What if a gra

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Sativa

Secret Haze

Secret Haze is basically Original Haze after it went to ther

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Top-Shelf Sativa

Secret Meetings

Secret Meetings is what happens when Purple City Genetics br

THC 20%

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🤫 Boutique Hybrid

Secret Meetings

Secret Meetings is the cannabis equivalent of a speakeasy pa

THC 20-28%

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🍪 Dessert-Hybrid Roulette

Secret Menu

Secret Menu is the strain equivalent of whispering "I know a

THC 20-28%

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🍪 Dessert-Hybrid

Secret Mints

Secret Mints is the cannabis equivalent of sneaking the last

THC 21%

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🍓🍑🍍 Hybrid Fruit Salad

Secret Orchard Mixed Fruit

Imagine someone liquefied a fruit salad, added THC, and told

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (a.k.a. the Switzerland of weed)

Secret Project

The breeders swore an NDA, then dropped this classified 50/5

THC 18-24%

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⚫ Top-Secret Indica

Secret Project Number 1

The strain so mysterious even its parents went by burner pho

THC 18%

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🔮 Boutique Indica

Secret Punch

Officially the weed equivalent of a speakeasy password—nobod

THC 18-25%

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🟣 Indica

Secret Purple Mint

Secret Purple Mint is the strain equivalent of a velvet trac

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Secret Recipe

Connoisseur Genetics whipped up this 'Secret Recipe' like th

THC 18-20%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Secret Sauce

Covert Genetics' Secret Sauce is the cannabis equivalent of

THC 21-23%

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🔮 Hybrid (origin TBD)

Secret Sauce

Secret Sauce is the strain that answers the age-old question

THC 18-26%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Secret Stash

The strain that sounds like your dealer’s emergency backup p

THC 18%

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🤫 Hybrid (The Kind You Hide from Roommates)

Secret Stash

Secret Stash is the cannabis equivalent of your mom’s "emerg

THC 18-26%

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🟣 Mostly-Indica Mystery

Secret Stickiest Lemon

Europe’s answer to "what if a lemon had a mid-life crisis an

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Hybrid Sugar Rush

Secret Sugar

Secret Sugar is what happens when breeders decide your weed

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Secret Sunset

Secret Sunset is the strain equivalent of sneaking dessert b

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Secret Tahoe

Secret Tahoe is what happens when breeders lock themselves i

THC 18%

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🍊 Sativa

Secret Tang Breath

The love child of a citrus Crip and a frosted OG, Secret Tan

THC 20%

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⚫ Pure Indica

Secret Triangle

Secret Triangle is basically Triangle Kush wearing sunglasse

THC 20-26%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Mystery Pastry

Secret Tropical Tarte

Annibale Genetics’ hush-hush tropical pastry strain is basic

THC 15-25%

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🔫 Stealth Indica

Secret Weapon

Secret Weapon is In House Genetics' answer to "what if couch

THC 18-24%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Autoflower (F7, aka 'Seventh Time's the Charm')

Secret Weapon

Meet Secret Weapon: the strain that spent more time in R&D t

THC 18%

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⚔️ Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock in Disguise)

Secret Weapon

Secret Weapon is the strain you break out when you want to w

THC 18-26%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Secret Weapon #103

Secret Weapon #103 is Pheno Farm's corporate overachiever—br

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica

Secretz

Secretz is the strain that answers the age-old question: "Wh

THC 18-20%