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🟣 Indica (Allegedly)

Skunk Truffles

Imagine if a skunk crawled into a chocolate shop and died ha

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Skunk Walker

Skunk Walker sounds like a rejected Star Wars bounty hunter,

THC 18-22%
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⚔️ Balanced Hybrid

Skunk Warrior

Skunk Warrior is Da Bean Co's attempt to weaponize nostalgia

THC 30%
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⚫ Old-School Indica

Skunk Widow

Meet the strain that smells like a raccoon’s armpit yet some

THC 18%
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🔳 Indica (But Wearing a Sativa Disguise)

Skunk x NL5 Haze x SSGH

Imagine your grumpy indica grandpa decided to take disco les

THC 20-27%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Skunk x Puck BC2

Meet the strain that turns your to-do list into a no-do list

THC 18-22%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Express

Skunk x Rosetta Stone FW

Bred by Turbo Flora Genetics, this indica is basically the l

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Skunk x White Widow

Imagine your dad's 90s stash got a glow-up and learned about

THC 18%
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⚫ Classic Indica

Skunk XL

Meet Skunk XL, the strain that smells like your dad's colleg

THC 18%
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🦨 Hybrid (Skunk’s Greatest Hits Tour)

Skunk XXX

Skunk XXX is what happens when breeders lock Skunk #1 and Sh

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Indica

Skunk Zest

Skunk Zest is the strain equivalent of a wet dog that rolled

THC 18-23%
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🟣 Classic Indica That Punches Like a Skunk-Spray to the Face

Skunk+

Skunk+ is the 2024 remix of the 1970s funk bomb your older b

THC 24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Skunk-O-Rama

Meet Skunk-O-Rama, the strain that smells like a skunk conve

THC 18%
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🟣 Old-School Indica

Skunk1 '88 by Growers Choice

The strain that invented the phrase "skunky weed" is back, a

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Skunkage

Skunkage smells like a skunk hot-boxed a spice rack, then ap

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica

Skunkaid

Skunkaid is what happens when a mad scientist decides your e

THC 22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

Skunkband

Dominion Seed Company's Skunkband is what happens when Headb

THC 18-22%
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🦨 Balanced Hybrid

Skunkband V2

Imagine Headband and Dominion Skunk had a love child who gre

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ 55/45 Indica-Lean Hybrid

Skunkbeard

Skunkbeard is the strain that proves Mother Nature has a sen

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Skunkberriez

Skunkberriez is what happens when a skunk gets drunk at a be

THC 24-28%
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🟤 Perfectly-Balanced Berry Bomb

Skunkberry

Imagine if a skunk broke into Whole Foods, rolled around in

THC 18-23%
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🔵 Couch-Lock in Disguise

Skunkberry

Imagine if a berry smoothie got drunk, picked a fight with a

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Skunkberry

Skunkberry is the strain equivalent of a blueberry smoothie

THC 22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Soda Pop

Skunkberry Soda

Imagine chugging a flat grape Fanta in a 7-Eleven parking lo

THC 23%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split-Personality Hybrid

Skunkbow

Skunkbow is Matchmaker Genetics' attempt to breed a strain t

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Skunk Bomb

Skunkdog

Skunkdog is what happens when breeders ask, "How can we make

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

Skunkdog Bx1

Matchmaker Genetics basically created a strain that smells l

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Skunkdog Bx2

Skunkdog Bx2 is Matchmaker Genetics' attempt to bottle the e

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Skunkdog OG

Skunkdog OG sounds like a rejected Muppet but smokes like a

THC 20-24%
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🟣 Pure Couch Glue

Skunkdog PK

Skunkdog PK is the strain that proves Mother Nature has a tw

THC 20-26%
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🚂 Hybrid Express

Skunken Train

All aboard the stank express! Skunken Train is what happens

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Skunkface

Skunkface is Matchmaker Genetics' love letter to anyone who

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commando

Skunkfighter

Skunkfighter is what happens when mad scientists decide regu

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Skunkflo

Skunkflo is what happens when breeders spend 50 tries to bot

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock OG

Skunkincense

Skunkincense is what happens when Dirty Water Organics asks,

THC 22-28%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Skunkin’ Kush

Skunkin’ Kush is the love-child of every 90’s dorm-room lege

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa

Skunkwalker

Meet Skunkwalker—the sativa so loud your neighbors will thin

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Skunky Beaumont

Skunky Beaumont is what happens when a 90s skunk strain and

THC 20%
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⚖️ 55/45 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Skunky Chocolate Breath

Imagine a Hershey bar that rolled in a dumpster behind a Phi

THC 20-25%
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💤 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Skunky LKG X VA2

If your personality had an 'off' switch, this would be it. S

THC 20%
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🐒 Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

Skunky Monkey

Skunky Monkey is what happens when Seattle breeders ask, "Wh

THC 20%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Express

Skunky Monkey Auto

Heavyweight Seeds basically microwaved a skunk, fermented it

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Pure Couch Glue

Skunky Wonder

Skunky Wonder is what happens when Strayfox Gardenz asks, "H

THC 20-30%
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⚡ 70s Throwback Hybrid

Skunkys

Meet Skunkys, the strain that smells like Pepé Le Pew’s bach

THC 26%
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⚖️ 50/50 Balanced Hybrid

Skunkz

Skunkz is what happens when breeders say "what if we made we

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Skush by Kuntry Greenthumb

Meet Skush, the strain that sounds like someone sneezed mid-

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Funeral Pyre Hybrid

Skwrul Funeral

Skwrul Funeral is the strain that shows up to your brain's p

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Skwurl Killer

Skwurl Killer is the strain that made backyard squirrels fil

THC 18%

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