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🌌 Hybrid with identity crisis

Skywalker Cookies

The lovechild of Skywalker and Girl Scout Cookies that prove

THC 20-26%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Skywalker Dog Lab x DC

This B. Seeds Co. Frankenstein smells like a pine forest had

THC 18%
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🚀 Pure Sativa

Skywalker Haze

Dutch Passion's love letter to anyone who thinks "couch-lock

THC 20-25%
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🟣 CBD-Heavy Hybrid (Legal Eagle Edition)

Skywalker Hemp Flower CBD

The Force is mild with this one. Skywalker Hemp swaps the or

THC <0.3%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Skywalker Kush

The force is weak with this one—because you'll be too stoned

THC 20%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Commander

Skywalker Kush

Skywalker Kush is the indica that makes you feel like you ju

THC 20-25%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Skywalker Kush

The love child of OG Kush and whatever Mazar was smoking in

THC 20%
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⚫ Indica (a.k.a. Couch's Natural Predator)

Skywalker Kush

Imagine if Darth Vader had a bedtime story—this is the blunt

THC 18-26%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Skywalker Kush

This isn’t the Jedi mind trick—you’ll feel it. Skywalker Kus

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Skywalker Kush X Golden Cobra

Imagine Darth Vader got crossed with a jungle cat and decide

THC 18-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

Skywalker OG

The strain that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve pars

THC 20-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Skywalker OG

Skywalker OG is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanke

THC 20-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Skywalker OG

This Nirvana Seeds love-child blends Mazar and Blueberry int

THC 20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Skywalker OG

This isn't the droid you're looking for—it's the strain that

THC 23%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Skywalker OG Auto

Barneys Farm took the Force, crammed it into a seed that flo

THC 23%
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⚡ Auto Hybrid

Skywalker OG Auto

Moscaseeds took the Force-choke couch-lock of Skywalker OG,

THC 23%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Skywalker OG Automatic

Zamnesia took the original Skywalker OG, injected it with ru

THC 20-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Commander

Skywalker OG by Zamnesia

This 85% indica is what happens when Mazar and Blueberry get

THC 20-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

Skywalker OG Kush

Named after a galaxy far, far away where apparently everyone

THC 23%
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🔥 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Skywalker OG on Fire

This Vault Seed Bank heavyweight is what happens when OG Kus

THC 20-25%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Skywalker OG Runtz XL Auto

This Frankenstein's monster of weed genetics promises Jedi-l

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Cosplay

Skywalker OG x Creamsicle

Twisty Seeds took the galaxy's most narcotic Skywalker and s

THC 18%
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🔴 Pure Indica

Skywalker Red OG

This 24% THC knockout punch from SnowHigh Seeds is basically

THC 24%
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🔵 70% Couch-Lock, 30% Existential Crisis

Skywalker Saga

Amsterdam Genetics took Cookies N Cream, Stardawg, and the e

THC 22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Commander

Slade Kush

Meet Slade Kush, the strain that answers the age-old questio

THC 18-23%
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🤸‍♂️ Balance-Beam Hybrid

Slam Dank

Sensi Seeds' Slam Dank is the cannabis equivalent of a parti

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Champion

Slam Dunk

Lit Farms’ Slam Dunk isn’t a sports highlight—it’s a 23% THC

THC 18-23%
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⚫ Indica

Slap And Tickle

Slap And Tickle sounds like foreplay but hits like a mugging

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Slap Donkey

Named by someone who either farms donkeys or has been drop-k

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Slap N Tickle

Cannarado Genetics basically bottled bedtime. One hit and yo

THC 18-22%
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⬛ Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Slap N Tickle

Imagine if a gas station hot dog and a grape Jolly Rancher h

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock All-Star

Slap Shot

Like getting steam-rolled by a Zamboni made of marshmallows,

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Freight Train

Slap Wagon

Slap Wagon is what happens when Exotic Genetix decides your

THC 30-40%
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⚡ Mystery Meat Hybrid

Slap Wagon

Imagine getting smacked by a pillowcase full of marshmallows

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (Tina x Gary Poppins)

Slaphappy

Slaphappy is what happens when Exotic Genetix lets Tina and

THC 25-30%
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🟢 Auto-Sativa Speedrun

Slapple

Slapple is Speedrun Seeds’ answer to "I want sativa energy b

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Slapz

Slapz is the strain that earned its name the honest way—by t

THC 18-23%
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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Certified

Slapz

Slapz is the strain that asks "what if a weighted blanket go

THC 20%
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🔴 Indica

Slapz

Slapz is the strain that asks, “What if a Runtz and a Grease

THC 25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Slapz Rythm

Slapz is what happens when Runtz and Grease Monkey have a ba

THC 15-25%
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🍉 Balanced Hybrid

Slaughter Melon

Slaughter Melon sounds like a death-metal smoothie but actua

THC 21-24%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Slauson Kush

Slauson Kush is South Bay Genetics' love letter to doing abs

THC 18%
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⚡ Pure Daytime Rocket Fuel

Slazerbeam

Colorado Seed Inc.’s Slazerbeam is the Red Bull of weed: 18-

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Citrus-Dominant Hybrid

Slazerbeam

Slazerbeam is what happens when a lemon grove gets possessed

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Sled Dawg

Meet Sled Dawg, the strain that looks like it’s been bench-p

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Chem-Heavy Hybrid

Sled Dawg

Sled Dawg is basically a diesel-soaked snowplow for your bra

THC 18-26%
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🐺 Hybrid

Sled Dog

Sled Dog is what happens when Chemdog gets lost in the Yukon

THC 18-26%
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🔵 Pure Indica

Sled Dog #9

Imagine your brain hitching a ride on a sled pulled by 20% T

THC 20%

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