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🍯 Dessert-Leaning Hybrid

Slow And Sweet

Named like a 90s R&B album, Slow And Sweet is the cannabis e

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Hybrid (70% Diesel, 30% Chill)

Slow Ride

Slow Ride is Matchmaker Genetics’ apology letter to anyone w

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Slow'n Sweet

Imagine if Runtz and Sundae Driver had a baby, then sent it

THC 18%

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⚒️ Purebred Sativa Cerebral Wrecking Ball

Sludge Hammer

Sludge Hammer is the sativa that shows up to your brain's co

THC 18-24%

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🔮 Pure Indica

Slug Trail

Slug Trail is the strain that sounds like a rejected Pokémon

THC 18-22%

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⚾️ Indica Knockout

Slugger

Slugger swings for the fences with 15-25% THC and the subtle

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

SlugSlime

SlugSlime sounds like something you'd scrape off a garden gn

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Slumber Party

Slumber Party is Copycat Genetix’ way of saying "stop doom-s

THC 26%

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🌑 Certified Couch Lock

Slumber Sand

Slumber Sand is Cult of Dank’s chloroform in plant form—an 8

THC 22%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Sluricane X Candy Rain

Imagine Willy Wonka hot-boxing a lumberjack's beard—that's S

THC 18%

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🍭 Hybrid Dessert Cart

Sluricane X Sunset Sherbert

Imagine if a sleepy Slurpee and a sherbert push-pop had a ba

THC 18-25%

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🔮 Balanced Hybrid

Slurlato

Loud Seeds spent two years cooking up this genetic soup just

THC 21-25%

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🔵 Pure Indica (a.k.a. Couch Glue)

Slurm

Slurm is the 12% THC indica that says, “Yeah, I could bench

THC 12%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Commander

Slurmint IX

Meet the strain that makes gravity feel like it's on steroid

THC 30-40%

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🍇 Couch-Locked Slushy

Slurp Juice

Imagine grape cough syrup and orange Creamsicle had a baby,

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Slurpee Machine

Slurpee Machine is what happens when a breeder asks, “What i

THC 18-22%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Smoothie

Slurpee Syrup

Imagine liquifying a banana Slurpee, mixing it with your gra

THC 20%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified

Slurple Fritz

Green Wolf Genetics spent three years breeding this purple n

THC 20-25%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Slurple Fritz V2

Green Wolf Genetics basically weaponized your weighted blank

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Slurrazil

The strain that couldn't pick a lane—Slurrazil splits the di

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Slurrbert by Jonesbrey

Slurrbert is Jonesbrey’s love letter to everyone who’s ever

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Slurri Fritter

Meet Slurri Fritter, the strain that couldn't pick a lane if

THC 22-26%

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⚖️ True 50/50 Hybrid

SlurriBoof

SlurriBoof is what happens when breeders stop naming things

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Slurricane

Meet Slurricane, the strain that turns your evening plans in

THC 30%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Slurricane

Slurricane is what happens when breeders decide the world ne

THC 30%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Slurricane

Slurricane is what happens when In House Genetics asks, "Wha

THC 28-30%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Slurricane

Meet Slurricane, the love child of Do-Si-Dos and Purple Punc

THC 20-28%

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🌀 Indica-leaning Hybrid (but 55% sativa because genetics like to troll)

Slurricane #7 S1

Meet Slurricane #7 S1—the strain that sounds like a weather

THC 18-23%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Slurricane 7

Slurricane 7 is the Instagram model of indicas—purple, frost

THC 15-25%

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🌀 Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Slurricane Automatic

Slurricane Automatic is the lazy grower's dream date—purple

THC 16%

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🟣 Couch-Locked Indica

Slurricane Buckeye Purple

Imagine grape Kool-Aid and a weighted blanket had a baby tha

THC 24%

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🌀 THC Torpedo Hybrid

Slurricane by ApeOrigin

The strain that asks, "What if a sugar coma had a baby with

THC 30%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Slurricane by Zamnesia

Slurricane is what happens when breeders ask, "What if a str

THC 30%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Slurricane IX

Slurricane IX is what happens when In House Genetics asks, "

THC 24%

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🟣 Couch-Locked Comforter

Slurricane Mint CBD

Imagine Slurricane went to therapy and came back as a functi

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Slurricane Sherbet

Meet Slurricane Sherbet: the strain that took Do-Si-Dos and

THC 23-28%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Slurricane Zkittles

Imagine a Category 5 sugar storm where Zkittlez’ rainbow can

THC 26%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Slurricrasher

Slurricrasher is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Cake

Slurricrasher

Slurricrasher is what happens when two Instagram-famous pare

THC 22-28%

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🟣 Dessert-Indica That’ll Melt Your Couch

Slurricrasher Mints

Imagine Girl Scouts selling cookies in Willy Wonka’s purple

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Slurridaddy

Slurridaddy is what happens when Bayou Boys Genetics asks, “

THC 18-22%

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⚖️ 60/40 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Slurrikilla

Slurrikilla sounds like a rejected Mortal Kombat character,

THC 18-23%

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👑 Hybrid Monarch

Slurriking

Slurriking is what happens when In House Genetics locks a fr

THC 22-28%

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🟣 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Slurripie

Slurripie is the love child of lab coats and late-night munc

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Dessert-Fueled Indica

Slurripop

Slurripop is the strain equivalent of eating grape Nerds in

THC 27%

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🚂 Sativa Express

Slurritrain Haze

All aboard the productivity express! Slurritrain Haze is wha

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Slurriwinkle Pie

Slurriwinkle Pie is what happens when Louisiana breeders dec

THC 18%

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🔮 Indica

Slurrosa

Imagine a Slurricane got drunk at a rosé tasting and woke up

THC 20%