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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Slurrup

Slurrup is the strain that makes you sound like you're tryin

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica Couch-Lock Special

Slurry

Slurry is basically Slurricane’s lazy cousin who shows up un

THC 20-29%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Slurrycake

Slurrycake is what happens when pastry chefs start breeding

THC 25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch Magnet

Slurrycake F3

Meet Slurrycake F3, Honey Pot Genetics’ edible-looking sedat

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Slurty

Slurty is what happens when Slurricane and Gelato 33 have a

THC 22-29%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commanding Officer

Slurty 3

Slurty 3 is Dr. Blaze's velvet sledgehammer: purple as Barne

THC 28-32%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Slurty 3

Slurty 3 is what happens when Purple City Genetics decides y

THC 25%
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🟣 Dessert-Indica Night-Cap

Slurty 3

Slurty 3 is the strain equivalent of eating grape Nerds in a

THC 22-28%
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🟣 Dessert-Indica Couch Gluer

Slurty 3 GDF

Imagine Gelato 33 and Slurricane had a thicc purple baby who

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Hybrid (Dessert Edition)

Slurty3

Slurty3 is what happens when Slurricane and Gelato 33 get dr

THC 28%
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🟣 Indica (with identity issues)

Slurty3 Pre-Roll

Slurty3 is what happens when Slurricane and Gelato 33 get dr

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Dessert-Flavored Couch Magnet

Slurtymints

Slurtymints sounds like a rejected Girl Scout cookie, but th

THC 22-20%
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🌀 Hybrid (a.k.a. Whatever You Want It to Be)

Slush

Slush isn’t a strain—it’s a vibe. Picture every 7-Eleven slu

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Indica

Slush Funds

Meet Slush Funds, the strain that makes your brain feel like

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Confection

Slush Mint Cake

Dutch Passion’s Slush Mint Cake is basically a 27% THC sugar

THC 27%
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🔮 Indica

Slush Mint Cake Bx1

Dutch Passion’s holiday gift to anyone who’s ever eaten ice

THC 15-25%
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⚗️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Franken-hybrid

Slush Poppie

Imagine Happy Bird Seeds threw ruderalis, indica, and sativa

THC 18%
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🌀 Balanced Hybrid

Slush Puppy

Like your favorite gas-station slushie, Slush Puppy delivers

THC 18-21%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Slush Puppy

Green Wolf Genetics took your 7-Eleven nostalgia and weaponi

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Slush Puppy

Motherland Genetics basically bottled a 7-Eleven brain-freez

THC 18-23%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Slush Puppy by Mycotek

Imagine if a 7-Eleven slushie grew up, got a degree in molec

THC 22-25%
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🍧 Balanced Hybrid

Slushberry

Imagine a gas-station slushie that actually gets you high. S

THC 18-22%
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🍧 Hybrid (a.k.a. “Sugar-Coated Chaos”)

Slushee

Meet Slushee, the strain that convinced your lungs they’re s

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified

Slusherz

Slusherz is the botanical equivalent of a weighted blanket t

THC 18%
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🍧 Dessert-Hybrid

Slushi

Slushi is the strain equivalent of shoplifting a 7-Eleven sl

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Dessert-Indica (a.k.a. Couch Ice Cream)

Slushie

Imagine dumping a gas-station slushy into your bong and then

THC 20%
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🌈 Hybrid Roulette

Slushie

Slushie isn’t a strain—it’s a branding fever dream where eve

THC 20-28%
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🔮 Dessert-Indica

Slushious

Meet Slushious: the strain that convinced your cousin from O

THC 20%
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🌀 Balanced Hybrid

Slushy

Imagine if 7-Eleven and your favorite dispensary had a baby—

THC 15-25%
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🍦 Citrus Sherbet Hybrid

Slushy

Imagine your favorite gas-station slushie, but instead of ne

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

SLV OG

SLV OG is the Swiss Army knife of weed—boringly reliable, pr

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

SLV OG Kush

SLV OG Kush is Aficionado Seed Bank's love letter to anyone

THC 22%
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🟢 Sativa

Sly Green

Sly Green is the strain equivalent of a triple espresso shot

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Sly Rabbit 3

Meet Sly Rabbit #3, the boutique indica that conned its way

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Slycis by Beans2Trees

Meet Slycis, the strain that took 15 breeding cycles to beco

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock on Wheels

Slyder

Slyder is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket with a

THC 20-25%
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🟢 Couch-Lock Classic

Slyme Cake

Slyme Cake is Slanted Farms’ attempt at making your furnitur

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Cookie Monster

Slyme Cookies

Slyme Cookies is Sin City Seeds' attempt to turn your grandm

THC 18%
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🟢 Balanced 60/40 Hybrid

Slymeball

Slymeball is the strain that proves you don't need 30% THC t

THC 15%
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🍋 Sativa Dominant

Slymer

Slymer is what happens when two legendary strains hook up af

THC 20-25%
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🍋 Sativa

Slymer

Meet Slymer—the Ghostbusters-themed sativa that smells like

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Slymer BX by SubCool's The Dank

Imagine a sativa wearing an indica trench coat—Slymer BX tal

THC 18%
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🍋 Hybrid (Lime-Custard Roulette)

Slymer Pie

Imagine someone blended a lime Slurpee with a Pop-Tart and d

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Slymer Runtz

Slymer Runtz is what happens when Blue Bloods Grow decides y

THC 25%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant

Slymer S1

Slymer S1 is basically espresso that got a PhD in molecular

THC 18-22%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Commander

Slymer Splitter

Meet the strain that turns "maybe I'll go out" into "definit

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Smac Town

Smac Town is what happens when Purple City Genetics locks a

THC 15-25%
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🥊 Indica (a.k.a. Couch’s New Seat Belt)

Smack And Jiggle Plaid Jacket

Imagine being hugged by a lumberjack made of marshmallows: t

THC 18-26%

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