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⚡ Hybrid

Smack Weed

Smack Weed is the strain equivalent of getting drop-kicked b

THC 25%
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🔮 Sugar-Crashed Indica

Smackerz

Smackerz is the edible-looking flower that punches you in th

THC 22-29%
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🔮 Pure Indica Couch Magnet

Smackerz by Relentless Genetics

Smackerz is what happens when Relentless Genetics locks 50 p

THC 22-28%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (55% Indica / 45% Sativa)

Smackin

Smackin sounds like something your dealer made up at 2 AM, b

THC 18-24%
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🔥 Dessert-Gas Hybrid

Smackin

Meet Smackin—the strain that literally named itself after th

THC 15-25%
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🍍 Balanced Hybrid

Smackin Pinepples

A Cajun-bred love child that smells like a piña colada on sp

THC 15-25%
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🍬 Hybrid (Candy-Gas Roulette)

Smackin Weed

Smackin Weed is the strain equivalent of a mystery-flavor ai

THC 5-15%
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🍭🔥 Dessert-Gas Hybrid

Smacks

Smacks is what happens when Willy Wonka hotboxes a monster t

THC 30%
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🟣 WTF-Indica

Smacks

Smacks is the Instagram model of weed—gorgeous, frosty, and

THC 5%
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🔮 Indica Leaning Hybrid

Smallz

Smallz sounds like the clearance bin, but this boutique nug

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Smart Alex

Smart Alex is the strain that shows up to the smoke circle w

THC 18%
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🍭 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Smarties

Smarties is the strain that makes you feel like you just ace

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Smarties

Imagine someone ground up grape Smarties, mixed them with co

THC 20-24%
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🔴 Sativa-Dominant

Smarties Kush

Smarties Kush is the strain that proves Willy Wonka moonligh

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Straight-Up Indica

Smartiez

Smartiez is what happens when a lab geek with 1,000 test sam

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Berry Bomb

Smash Berry

Smash Berry sounds like a cereal mascot but hits like a frui

THC 15-25%
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🍔 Greasy Hybrid

Smash Burger

Smash Burger is what happens when your weed dealer gets ston

THC 22-28%
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🍔 Grease-Trap Hybrid

Smash Burger

Smash Burger is the strain for anyone who’s ever looked at a

THC 20-30%
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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch Glue)

Smash Cake

Smash Cake is the strain that answers the question, “What if

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Smash Hole Punch

Meet the strain that sounds like a WWE move but hits like a

THC 20%
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🟣 Garlic-Fueled Hybrid

Smashburger

Smashburger is what happens when GMO and OG have a sloppy, g

THC 20-28%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Smashing Comeback

Named like a mid-2000s pop anthem, Smashing Comeback is Supr

THC 21%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Smax by Robin Hood Seeds

Imagine if Robin Hood got bored of robbing the rich and deci

THC 18%
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🤏 Balanced Hybrid

Smell My Finger

CSI Humboldt’s "Smell My Finger" is the strain equivalent of

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica

Smell Of Success

Twenty20 Genetics basically named this strain after your mom

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Sativa

Smelliot

Meet Smelliot, the sativa that smells like a Phish concert c

THC 20%
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⚗️ Hybrid (55% indica / 45% sativa)

Smells Of Uranus By Dino Party

A strain so funky it cleared the International Space Station

THC 22%
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🍒 Cherry-Bomb Hybrid

Smelly Cherry

Breeders Boutique basically weaponized cherry terps and glue

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Smelly Pussy By The Bakery Genetics

Smelly Pussy is the strain that makes you ask your plug "are

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Smellyberry

Smellyberry is UKSeedCo’s love letter to anyone who wants th

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Smellyberry

Smellyberry sounds like the nickname your friends gave you i

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Sativa

Smile

Smile is Kannabia's attempt to bottle pure joy and sell it b

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Smile Automatica

The cannabis equivalent of a participation trophy that still

THC 14%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Smile by Underground Originals

Smile is Underground Originals’ love letter to old-school in

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Smiley by Heisenbeans Genetics

Smiley is the strain equivalent of your friend who shows up

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

Smiley Face

Smiley Face is Compound Genetics' attempt at bottling pure j

THC 18-22%
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😊 Hybrid (Mood-Boosting Mischief)

Smiley Face

Meet Smiley Face—the strain that skipped ancestry.com and we

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch Glue)

Smilez

Smilez is Seattle Chronic Seeds’ way of saying, "Congratulat

THC 20-25%
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🐶 Hybrid

Smiling Dog

Meet the Bud Whisperer's best friend: a boutique hybrid that

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Candy

Smintz

Smintz is what happens when Thin Mints grow up, drop out of

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Smitten Cheezuz

If a wheel of cheddar went to therapy and came back spiritua

THC 18%
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🌀 Franken-hybrid

SMLT

Meet SMLT, the strain that sounds like someone sneezed while

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

SMO

SMO is the strain that tells your brain 'let's be creative'

THC 18-25%
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🔮 Classic Couch-Lock Indica

Smog

Smog is what happens when 710 Genetics decides to trap a Cal

THC 18%
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🌫️ Shadowy 60/40 Hybrid

SMOG

SMOG is the strain your dealer swears is "exclusive" but nob

THC 22-28%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Classic

Smogg

Smogg is the strain that turns your living room into a Cheec

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Smoke

Smoke is what happens when Love Genetics decides your person

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Smoke Alarm

Smoke Alarm is the strain that screams "evacuate your respon

THC 18%

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