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🟣 Indica

Smoke Bomb

Smoke Bomb is Elev8 Seeds’ attempt at turning your living ro

THC 18%
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🟤 Balanced 33/33/33 Hybrid

Smoke by Ronin Garden

Smoke is what happens when breeders play genetic Jenga with

THC 18%
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🔶 50/50 Split Hybrid

Smoke Signals

The strain that started as Wolfpack's smoke signal to the wo

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Smoke Trails

Smoke Trails is Karma Genetics' diplomatic solution to the i

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

Smoked Catfish

Smoked Catfish is the strain that answers the age-old questi

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Smokeshow

Smokeshow is the strain equivalent of canceling every plan y

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Smokestax

Smokestax is what happens when a mad scientist decides the w

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Citrus

Smokework Orange

ABC Seeds spent 10,000 plants perfecting this orange-powered

THC 22-25%
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👽 Balanced Hybrid

Smokey Alien Runtz

Smokesmith Genetics basically took every cannabis family tre

THC 20%
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🟣 Auto-Flowering Indica

Smokey Bear Auto

This 15% THC auto-flower is basically the cannabis version o

THC 15%
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🔴 Full-Indica Couch Lock

Smokey Bear by The Fire Department

Developed by actual firefighters who clearly needed a nap af

THC 15-25%
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⚫️ Candy-Coated Couch Magnet

Smokeyz Candy

Imagine Zkittlez and Gelato had a sugar-rush baby, then roll

THC 20-30%
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🔫 Indica Auto-Flower

Smokin Gun Auto

The strain that proves you can have your cake and eat it in

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Certified Couch Gluer

Smoking Mirrors

Smoking Mirrors is the strain that convinced your legs that

THC 18%
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🟣 Boutique Couch-Lock

Smoking Mirrors

Smoking Mirrors is the strain equivalent of a magician’s rev

THC 19-21%
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💤 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Smooth Smoke

Smooth Smoke is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Smooth Smoke V2

Imagine a strain that smokes like silk pajamas and tastes li

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch Glue

Smoothie

Imagine if your blender grew trichomes instead of fruit—cong

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Indica (or as we call it, Couch-Flavored Fro-Yo)

Smoothie

Imagine if a Jamba Juice and a yoga instructor had a love ch

THC 15-25%
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🍹 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Smoothie

Imagine if Jamba Juice got you baked—this is that. Smoothie

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Smoothie Auto

Fast Buds crammed Somango and Blueberry into a turbo-charged

THC 18%
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🌀 Balanced Hybrid

Smoothie Punch

Meet the strain that smells like a beach bar blender and hit

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Smoothies

Meet Smoothies—the strain that tastes like your blender fina

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Smoovie Woovie

Smoovie Woovie is what happens when Unicorn Boys Genetics le

THC 18%
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🔥 Dessert-Disguised Indica

Smore Martini

Imagine a Girl Scout got tipsy, fell into a campfire, then b

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica (But Acts Like It Had Therapy)

Smoreoz

Imagine a Girl Scout cookie and a campfire had a baby that g

THC 22%
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🟣 Dessert-Disguised Hybrid

Smores Gelato

Imagine if a Girl Scout cookie and a campfire had a baby, th

THC 19-29%
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🔮 Mystery Indica

Smorez

Smorez is the strain equivalent of finding a half-eaten s’mo

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Smorez by 3rd Coast Genetics

Imagine Girl Scouts got baked and started selling 28% THC Sm

THC 22-28%
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🟣 Mostly-Indica Hybrid

Smuckerella

Smuckerella is what happens when the Brothers Grimm ditch fa

THC 22-27%
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🍇 Indica PB&J in Plant Form

Smuckers

Smuckers is what happens when a stoner raids the pantry and

THC 20-28%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Personality Hybrid

Smuckhead

Smuckhead is what happens when Headband and Smuckers have a

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Hybrid

Smuggler's Gold

This strain is basically Indiana Jones in nug form—bred from

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Smugglers Choice Burmese

Like a diplomatic drug mule in a tuxedo, Smugglers Choice Bu

THC 18-22%
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🔵 Pure Indica (a.k.a. Couch Lock in Blue)

Smurf

Smurf by Trichome Jungle Seeds is the indica that drags you

THC 22%
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🔵 Pure Indica

Smurf Berry

Smurf Berry is what happens when a blueberry pie and a weigh

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Smurf Diamonds

Smurf Diamonds by Motherland Genetics is what happens when b

THC 20-22%
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🟣 Indica Knock-Out

Smurf Punch

Smurf Punch sounds adorable until it uppercuts your frontal

THC 26%
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🔵 Couch-Lock OG

Smurf Smirf

Smurf Smirf is what happens when breeders decide your evenin

THC 25%
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🫐 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Chimera

Smurfberry

Smurfberry is what happens when breeders let ruderalis crash

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Smurfberry

Imagine if Blueberry Kush got drunk on nostalgia and painted

THC 24%
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🔵 Pure Indica

Smurfette

Smurfette is what happens when North Genetics asks, “What if

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (Indica/Sativa Cage Match)

Smurfzilla

Smurfzilla is what happens when North Genetics gets bored an

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Smut

Smut is the strain that asks 'what if couch-lock had a baby

THC 18-22%
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🔮 Couch-Locked Indica

Snack Pack

Snack Pack is the strain that turns your kitchen into a VIP

THC 18-22%
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🔴 Indica (a.k.a. Couch’s Cousin)

Snack Pack

Snack Pack is the strain that asks, “Did you eat today?” the

THC 20%
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🍪 Dessert-Disguised Hybrid

Snack Time

Snack Time is the strain equivalent of raiding your pantry a

THC 15-25%
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💤 Couch-Locked Without the Couch Fee

Snack Time Indoor Hemp Flower CBD

Boutique indoor CBD flower that tastes like a pastry shop bu

THC 15-25%

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