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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Snowflake Syrup

Imagine if Mrs. Butterworth and a Christmas tree had a baby

THC 18%
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❄️ Frosty Hybrid

Snowflake Weed

Snowflake Weed is the strain equivalent of that friend who s

THC 15-25%
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❄️ Hybrid Auto-Flowering Snow Cone

Snowfruit Auto

Snowfruit Auto is what happens when a Danish breeder locks h

THC 18-20%
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❄️ Full-Blown Couch Glacier

Snowland

Snowland is what happens when DNA Genetics decides your plan

THC 18-25%
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❄️ Sativa-Dominant

Snowman

Named after the only thing that won't melt in your pocket wh

THC 21-26%
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❄️ Sativa Frost Monster

Snowman

Snowman is what happens when Cookies genetics decide to cosp

THC 15-25%
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☀️ Sativa

Snowman Cookies

Snowman Cookies is what happens when Girl Scout Cookies move

THC 20-20%
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⚖️ 60/40 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Snowman Skunk

Snowman Skunk is the strain that looks like it got rolled in

THC 22%
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❄️ Couch-Lock Commander

Snowmizer

Snowmizer is the strain that asks "what if a snowstorm was a

THC 22%
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🔵 Couch-Lock OG

Snowmonster

Snowmonster is Exotic Genetix's frosty reminder that 18% THC

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Snowpack

Snowpack is 303 Seeds’ love letter to indecisive stoners who

THC 18%
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❄️ Mostly-Sativa Snow Machine

Snowplow by Katsu Seeds

Snowplow is what happens when a boutique breeder decides you

THC 15-25%
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⚪ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Triple Threat

Snowryder

Snowryder is New420Guy’s attempt to Frankenstein every canna

THC 15%
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🔵 Auto-Flowering Couchlock Express

Snowryder

Meet Snowryder—the strain that hits like a snowplow to the f

THC 18%
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❄️ Indica That Doesn't Need a Calendar

Snowryder by Growers Choice

Snowryder is the couch-lock equivalent of a snow day—except

THC 18%
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⛄ Indica

Snowshroom

Snowshroom is what happens when a glacier hooks up with a po

THC 22-28%
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❄️ Indica Auto-Flower

SnowStorm

SnowStorm is Dutch Passion’s "get high fast" auto-flower tha

THC 20%
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❄️ Frosty Hybrid Roulette

Snowstorm

Snowstorm is the strain equivalent of that friend who shows

THC 18-24%
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❄️ Auto-Hybrid Frost Machine

SnowStorm 2

Imagine your ex’s heart: cold, frosty, and surprisingly pote

THC 15-22%
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❄️ Auto-Hybrid Slushie

Snowy Buddafuko

The strain that sounds like a rejected Mortal Kombat fatalit

THC 15-25%
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❄️ Frosted Candy Hybrid

Snowzee

Snowzee is the lovechild of a sugar-rushed Zkittlez and what

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Snozberries

Named after Willy Wonka’s fake fruit and bred by Emerald Mou

THC 18%
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🟣 Straight Indica

Snozzberry

Snozzberry is what happens when Alphakronik Genes asks, “Wha

THC 20%
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🔮 Ruderalis-Enhanced Indica

Snozzberry

Meet Snozzberry, the Willy Wonka of weed—Sterquiliniis cramm

THC 22%
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🔮 Low-THC Indica

Snozzberry

Snozzberry is the strain you give your friend who thinks 30%

THC 5-10%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Snozzwanger

Snozzwanger sounds like a rejected Dr. Seuss villain, but th

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

So F'n Gassy

The name isn’t marketing—this stuff actually smells like som

THC 27%
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⛽ Hybrid That Smells Like a Shell Station

So Fn Gassy

This strain’s name is less marketing and more warning label—

THC 23-30%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

So G Kush

This 90% indica freight train from Soma Seeds is the botanic

THC 18%
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🔴 Indica (Yes, You Read That Right)

So High Sativa

Meet the strain that failed geography and chemistry simultan

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

So Jelly

Named after the gooey stuff you spread on toast, So Jelly wi

THC 20%
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🍃 Balanced Hybrid

So Minty

Meet So Minty—the strain that freshens your breath and your

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

So Original by Narasimha

Meet the strain that’s genetically ambidextrous—part cheerle

THC 18-24%
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⚪ Fresh-Outta-Dryer Hybrid

Soap

Meet Soap, the strain that smells like someone washed your w

THC 18-26%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Soap On A Roap

Lit Farms basically power-washed your nervous system and nam

THC 18-25%
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🌈 Balanced Hybrid

Soap X Rainbow Belts

Imagine if a bar of Zest and a bag of Skittles had a baby, t

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Soar

Meet Soar, the strain that’s basically the cannabis equivale

THC 18-24%
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🔥 Pure Sativa Powerhouse

Soaring

This Gage Green creation isn't named Soaring because it gent

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Hybrid (a.k.a. 'Why Am I Crying & Vacuuming at 3 AM?')

SOB

SOB is Savage Seed Collective’s emotional support animal in

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

Soba Sku3k

Imagine if a spreadsheet got baked and decided to become wee

THC 15-25%
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🔲 Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. Schrödinger's High)

Sober October

Named after the month your CrossFit buddy swears off everyth

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Sativa (Yes, It Smells Like That)

SoCal CatPiss

Named by someone who clearly lost a bet, SoCal CatPiss is th

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

SoCal Dawg

SoCal Dawg is what happens when SoCal Seed Collective asks,

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Socal Giesel

Born in a garage somewhere between Venice Beach and existent

THC 18%
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🔥 Sativa Firecracker

SoCal Kerosene

Imagine huffing rocket fuel while your brain tries to file i

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Commuter

SoCal Lemon Diesel

Meet the strain that turns your evening plans into "evening

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

SoCal Master Kush

Meet SoCal Master Kush, the strain that proves you can teach

THC 18-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Express

SoCal Master Kush

SoCal Master Kush is the strain equivalent of a weighted bla

THC 18-24%

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