🌿 Strain Encyclopedia

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☀️ Sativa-Dominant

Solar Fire

Solar Fire is the strain equivalent of mainlining sunshine s

THC 20%
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🔆 50/50 Hybrid

Solar Flare

Solar Flare is what happens when NASA scientists accidentall

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Comet

Solar Flare

Solar Flare is what happens when North Genetics plays god wi

THC 22%
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⚡ Citrus-Powered Hybrid

Solar Flare

Solar Flare is the strain equivalent of a mimosa with a jet-

THC 15-25%
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☀️ Sativa

Solar Freeze

Staff Selects cranked up the sun and then put it on ice, giv

THC 18-25%
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🧄 Hybrid (GMO-adjacent chaos)

Solar Garlic

Imagine a garlic knot that got possessed by Chemdawg and dec

THC 16-20%
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☀️ Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Solar Panel

Think of Solar Panel as your personal renewable energy sourc

THC 18-20%
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⚡ Fast-Food Hybrid

Solar Panel Autoflower

Zamnesia’s Solar Panel Autoflower is basically the cannabis

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Solar Storm

Solar Storm is what happens when breeders stare at the sun t

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch Glue)

Sole Berry Kush

Staff Selects cranked out this purple-tinged knockout that s

THC 18%
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🌅 Sativa-Leaning Mystery Hybrid

Soleil Levant

Soleil Levant sounds like a perfume you can’t afford and smo

THC 20%
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🔶 Pure Sativa

Soliloqueen

Meet Soliloqueen, the 15% THC sativa that will literally not

THC 15%
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🍔 Indica-Dominant Couch Lock Special

Solo Burger

Meet Solo Burger: the strain that makes your whole apartment

THC 5-10%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Express

Solo Ryder

Solo Ryder is the cannabis equivalent of a self-driving car—

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa

Solo's Stash

Meet Solo's Stash: the strain that proves you don't need 30%

THC 13%
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⚖️ Balanced 55/45 Hybrid

Solo's Stash x Biker

Imagine if Easy Rider and a terpene lab had a baby, then tha

THC 20-25%
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🔶 Speed-Run Sativa

Solodiol Auto

Imagine your brain doing parkour while your calendar politel

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Solodiol Clasica

Solodiol Clasica is what happens when Spanish breeders get b

THC 18%
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⚙️ Ruderalis-Heavy Hybrid

Sologerol CBG Auto

Meet the Swiss Army knife of weed—Sologerol CBG Auto, the st

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Medicinal Couch-Lock Lite

Solomatic CBD

Meet the strain that gets you exactly as baked as chamomile

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Indica (But Calmer Than Your Yoga Instructor)

Solomatic CBD

The strain for people who want to say "I'm so baked" while r

THC 15-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Solomon Grundy

Named after a nursery rhyme zombie, Solomon Grundy turns you

THC 20-30%
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🔥 Lab-Grade Sativa

Solomons Herb

Solomons Herb is what happens when Panacea Medical Seeds loc

THC 22%
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⚖️ Boutique Balanced Hybrid

Solstice

Solstice is the cannabis equivalent of a TED Talk—polished,

THC 22%
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🔥 Pure Sativa Speedwagon

Somali Ghost Train

Rare Dankness created this 25%+ THC rocket ship for people w

THC 25-28%
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🚖 Pure Sativa Joyride

Somali Taxi Ride

Named after the most chaotic UberPool you never asked for, S

THC 18-24%
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⬛ Couch-Lock Certified

Somalicious

Meet Somalicious, the strain that turns functional adults in

THC 18-24%
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🥭 Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Mango)

Somango

Imagine a mango smoothie that punches you in the brain then

THC 22%
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🥭 Stretch-Indica Hybrid

Somango

Meet Somango, ApeOrigin’s decade-old flex that turned couch-

THC 22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Mango

Somango

Imagine getting drop-kicked by a mango smoothie that majored

THC 22%
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🟢 Tropical Sativa Overachiever

Somango

Somango is what happens when a mango smoothie decides to get

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock in a Mango Costume

Somango

Imagine a mango that went to grad school for relaxation—then

THC 22%
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🥭 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Somango

Imagine a luau in your lungs where the mai tais are 22% ABV—

THC 22%
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🟣 Stretch Indica

Somango

Somango is what happens when a mango smoothie and a weighted

THC 20-22%
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🥭 Indica-Leaning Tropical Hybrid

Somango

Somango is what happens when Amsterdam breeders decide fruit

THC 17%
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🔮 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Somango 47

Meet Somango 47—the strain that turns your living room into

THC 20%
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🟢 Couch-Locking Tropical Mango

Somango by Makka Seeds

Meet Somango: the strain that tricks you into thinking you'r

THC 22%
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🔮 Speedrun Indica

Somango Fast Version

Organic Seeds basically put Somango on a Red Bull IV drip an

THC 20-22%
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🔵 Indica

Somango Glue

Imagine if a mango smoothie and a bottle of Gorilla Glue had

THC 22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Somango Haze

Imagine a mango and a Haze plant had a one-night stand in Am

THC 18-23%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Somango Juice

Imagine if a mango margarita and a lazy Sunday nap had a bab

THC 18%
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🔴 Full-Body Indica

Somango Mayor

Meet the mayor of Mango Town—a couch-locking diplomat from S

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica

Somango Pineapple

Imagine if Carmen Miranda got couch-locked—this is her spiri

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Somango Widow

Meet Somango Widow—the strain that turns your living room in

THC 17%
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🍊 Sativa

Somango X

Meet Somango X, the strain that turns your couch into a laun

THC 18-22%
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🥭 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Somango x SCBDx

Imagine sipping a mango smoothie while riding a rocket made

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica

Somango XL

Meet Somango XL: the indica that turns your living room into

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Mango

Somango XL

Imagine a mango smoothie that roofied you—pleasantly. Somang

THC 18%

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