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🥭 Indica-Dominant Couch Gluer

Somango XXL

Somango XXL is Nirvana Seeds' love letter to anyone who's ev

THC 18%

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⚖️ 55/45 Hybrid (Auto-Flowering)

Somango XXL Automatic

Like a tropical vacation you didn't plan but can't leave, So

THC 18-22%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Somanna

Meet Somanna, the strain that spent 18 months in Soma Seeds’

THC 18-22%

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🟢 Hybrid

Somanta

The strain equivalent of a mullet—business in the front (sat

THC 15-25%

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🚀 Pure Sativa (85%)

Somantra

Somantra is what happens when Soma Seeds locks a bunch of ol

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 55/45 Indica-Sativa Hybrid

Somari

Meet Somari, the strain that couldn’t decide if it wanted to

THC 19%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Commander

Somativa

Somativa is the strain that asks, "Remember that thing you w

THC 18-22%

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🟢 Purebred Sativa

Somaui

Meet Somaui, the strain that looks like it graduated from th

THC 20-25%

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🍊 Sativa with Extra Pulp

Some Pulp

Think Sunny D got a PhD in chemistry and a gym membership. S

THC 18-26%

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🔵 Couch-Lock OG

Some Shit My Buddy Gave Me OG

Loompa Farms' love letter to every bag you ever got from "th

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Straight-Up Indica

Some Sweet

Some Sweet is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket ma

THC 18%

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🌞 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Something Good

Twenty 20 Genetics finally gave us a strain that lives up to

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Something Special by Lupos Cannaseed

The strain that literally named itself 'Something Special'—b

THC 18-24%

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⚡ Hybrid (Sativa-Kamehameha)

Son Goku

Named after the anime hero who dies and comes back stronger

THC 18-26%

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⚖️ Hybrid Auto (Fast-Food of Weed)

Son Risas Auto

El Jardin de Maria basically made the cannabis version of a

THC 15%

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⚡ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Mash-Up

Sonic

Sonic is what happens when breeders let ruderalis crash the

THC 20-25%

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🍓 Balanced Hybrid (aka "Who’s Your Daddy?")

Sonic Berry

Sonic Berry is what happens when Big Dog Exotic won’t tell y

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Sonic Bloom

Dr. Krippling’s Sonic Bloom is the lazy grower’s dream: an a

THC 18%

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🔊 Balanced Hybrid

Sonic Bloom by Archive Seed Bank

Sonic Bloom is what happens when breeders play God with terp

THC 18-26%

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⚡ Pure Sativa Power-Up

Sonic Boom

Like chugging a Red Bull made of lemon peels and good decisi

THC 18%

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⚡ Hybrid with Extra Hedgehog Energy

Sonic Boom

Sonic Boom is what happens when breeders get bored and decid

THC 18-22%

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🚀 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Sonic Boom

Named after the sound your brain makes when it realizes you'

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Hybrid (Speed meets frosting)

Sonic Cake

Imagine if Sonic the Hedgehog binged an entire sheet cake an

THC 18-26%

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🔴 Indica

Sonic Cherry

Imagine a cherry Pop-Tart strapped to a rocket and launched

THC 26%

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⚖️ Boutique Balanced Hybrid

Sonic Diamonds

Sonic Diamonds is Big Dog Exotic’s latest flex—a 26% THC hyb

THC 26%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Express

Sonic Fly

Sonic Fly is Moscaseeds’ apology letter to anyone who’s ever

THC 18-24%

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⚡ Balanced Hybrid

Sonic Grapes

Big Dog Exotic’s answer to "I want to taste childhood candy

THC 15-25%

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🔥 50/50 Hybrid

Sonic Inferno

TerpsnTrichs Genetics basically hot-wired a Lamborghini and

THC 25-30%

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⚡️ Hybrid That’s Faster Than Your Wi-Fi

Sonic Peanut Butter Runtz

Imagine if a peanut-butter cup got drunk on Runtz, strapped

THC 18-26%

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🟣 Hybrid (but might still ghost you)

Sonic Purps

Sonic Purps is the strain your plug swears is “exclusive” wh

THC 18-26%

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🔵 Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Sonic Screwdriver

Sonic Screwdriver is what happens when Homegrown Natural Won

THC 22-25%

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🟢 Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Sonic Screwdriver

Named after a fictional tool that fixes everything except yo

THC 18-23%

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🟢 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Sonic Screwdriver

Named after a magical space wand, this sativa-leaning hybrid

THC 18-24%

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⚡ Boutique Mystery Hybrid

Sonic Slurrincane

Bred by Big Dog Exotic, Sonic Slurrincane is the strain equi

THC 15-25%

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⚪ Snow-Caked Hybrid

Sonic Snow Truffles

Big Dog’s latest flex is basically a sugar-dusted snow globe

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Sativa Speedster

Sonic Strawberry

Imagine Strawberry Shortcake got a Red Bull IV drip and star

THC 27-28%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (AKA 'The Switzerland of Weed')

Sonic Truffle

Sonic Truffle is what happens when mad scientists with too m

THC 18-24%

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🍊 Citrus-Forward Hybrid

Sonny G

Sonny G smells like a gas station next to a Florida orange g

THC 28%

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🌅 West-Coast Chill Hybrid

Sonoma

Sonoma is the strain equivalent of wearing socks on a beach—

THC 18-22%

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⚫ Couch-Lock OG

Sonoma Black Dawg

Meet the strain that makes Netflix ask "Are you still watchi

THC 18%

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⚫ Pure Indica

Sonoma Black Kush

Sonoma Black Kush is the cannabis equivalent of a secret soc

THC 20%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Sonoma County

Pipeline Genetics bottled Northern California's wine-country

THC 18-24%

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🟢 Sativa (a.k.a. “get-crap-done” juice)

Sonoma Sour Diesel

Sonoma Sour Diesel is the strain your conspiracy-theorist fr

THC 18-24%

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🔆 Hot-Weather Sativa

Sonoran Mojito

Imagine a cocktail bar in Tucson where the AC is broken but

THC 15-25%

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🌵 Desert-Proof Hybrid

Sonoran Sherbert

Imagine Sunset Sherbet got lost in Phoenix traffic, drank to

THC 22%

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🟣 Desert Dessert Indica

Sonoran Sherbet

Imagine Sunset Sherbet got lost in the Arizona desert, drank

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Balanced Hybrid (aka 'Choose Your Own Adventure')

Sonoran Sour

Meet Sonoran Sour, the strain that smells like a citrus grov

THC 19-21%

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🔵 Ruderalis-Indica Frankenbaby

Soopa Bluskunk 44

DeadRabbit Genetix basically hot-wired a classic skunk with

THC 18-24%