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🍋 Sativa Dominant

Sour Tang Kripple

Sour Tang Kripple is what happens when Dr. Krippling decides

THC 18-22%

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⚖️ 50/50 Split-Personality Hybrid

Sour Tangerine Smoothie

Imagine if a mimosa and a panic attack had a baby—that's Sou

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 55/45 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Sour Tanghulu

Imagine candied fruit that got possessed by a citrus demon a

THC 20%

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🍊 Sativa

Sour Tangie

Imagine if an orange truck crashed into a diesel tanker and

THC 18-23%

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🍊 Sativa

Sour Tangie

Imagine if your morning OJ came from a diesel pump and left

THC 18%

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🔶 Sativa

Sour Tangie

Imagine if Sour Diesel and Tangie had a baby, then raised it

THC 18%

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🟢 Sativa

Sour Tangie

Sour Tangie is what happens when East Coast Sour Diesel and

THC 18%

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🍊 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Sour Tangie

Imagine Sour Diesel and Tangie had a one-night stand in a Fl

THC 25-27%

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⚡ Pure Sativa Power-Up

Sour Tangie Dawg

Sour Tangie Dawg is what happens when East Coast Sour Diesel

THC 22-26%

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🍊 Sativa

Sour Tangie Fem X1

One seed, one shot at unleashing a citrus-diesel beast that’

THC 18-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Sour Tart

Imagine if a lemon drop and a couch had a baby that grew up

THC 18%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Candy

Sour Tarts

Imagine someone dissolved a bag of Warheads in diesel fuel a

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Sativa

Sour Thanoz

Sour Thanoz is what happens when Dark Horse Genetics decides

THC 20%

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⚖️ Hybrid (a.k.a. 'Schrödinger's Couch-Lock')

Sour Time

Imagine if Sour Diesel and a tropical fruit salad had a one-

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Sour Tooth

Sour Tooth is what happens when citrus and couch-lock have a

THC 18-22%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Sour Trails

Sour Trails is Spaceman SeedCo's "we'll never tell" mystery

THC 15-25%

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🍍 Hybrid

Sour Trop Bx

Oni Seed Co basically Frankensteined a fruit stand into a ca

THC 22-25%

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🍋 Sativa

Sour Tropical D

Imagine if a pineapple and a lemon had a baby that grew up t

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Luau

Sour Tropical Fruit

Imagine your vacation in Hawaii got cancelled and the airlin

THC 18%

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🥞 Couch-Lock Brunch Special

Sour Tropical Pancakez

Imagine flipping pancakes in a tiki bar while your legs file

THC 18-24%

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🌈 Sativa

Sour Tropical Rainbow

Imagine a sour-patch kid got lost in Willy Wonka’s weed gard

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Sour Tropical Zkittlez

Imagine if a piña colada got into a fistfight with a bag of

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Luau

Sour Tropical Zkittlez F2

Imagine if a gas station slushie and a fruit salad had a bab

THC 20%

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🟢 Sativa

Sour Tropicana

Sour Tropicana is what happens when Sour Diesel and Tropican

THC 22-24%

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🍋 Hybrid That Can't Pick a Personality

Sour Tropicanna

Imagine Tropicana orange juice and Chemdawg 91 got drunk at

THC 20%

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🍋🏝️ Citrusy Hybrid with Commitment Issues

Sour Tropicanna x Larry OG

Imagine if a Miami pool party and a NorCal grow op had a bab

THC 20-28%

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⚡ Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Sour Truffle

Sour Truffle is what happens when Sour Diesel and a chocolat

THC 20-26%

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🟢 Sativa

Sour Tsu X Oaxcan Gold

Imagine if your chill CBD-loving aunt married a 1970s Mexica

THC 15-25%

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🌊 CBD-Heavy Hybrid

Sour Tsunami

Meet the strain that apologizes for getting you high. At 6-8

THC 6-8%

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🟢 CBD-Heavy Indica

Sour Tsunami

Meet Sour Tsunami, the strain that’s basically a weighted bl

THC 12%

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🔵 Couch-Locked Indica

Sour Tsunami Bx

Annunaki Genetics' gentle giant: 12% THC, CBD in the mix, an

THC 12%

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⚖️ CBD-Dominant Hybrid

Sour Tsunami CBD

The OG of functional flower, Sour Tsunami CBD is basically S

THC 10%

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⚖️ Balanced CBD Hybrid

Sour Tsunami CBD+

Meet the strain that screams 'I have anxiety and a yoga memb

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Sativa

Sour Tsunami S1

Annunaki Genetics basically Frankensteined a sativa that car

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Pure Sativa Speed Demon

Sour Turbo

Meet Sour Turbo, the strain that turns your lazy Sunday into

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Sour Turbo Diesel

Cream of the Crop Seeds basically hot-wired a diesel truck a

THC 21-26%

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🌀 Franken-hybrid

Sour Twist

Imagine if a lemon, a berry, and a couch had a ménage à troi

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Sour Ultimate Indica

Sour Ultimate Indica is the strain equivalent of canceling a

THC 20%

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🔵 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Sour Urkel

Sour Urkel is what happens when Sour Diesel and Purple Urkle

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Hybrid

Sour Urkle

Sour Urkle is what happens when diesel-fueled chaos crashes

THC 19-26%

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⚡ Half-Sith Hybrid

Sour Walker

Imagine if Sour Diesel and Skywalker had a one-night stand i

THC 18-26%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Sour Walker

Meet Sour Walker: the strain that turns your legs into overc

THC 18%

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🍉 Hybrid (Candy-Fueled)

Sour Watermelon

Imagine your favorite watermelon candy got drunk on diesel a

THC 18%

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🌊 Micro-Dose Hybrid

Sour Wavez

Strayfox Gardenz accidentally bottled the cannabis equivalen

THC 8-9%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Sour White

Sour White is what happens when a citrus truck crashes into

THC 18-24%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

Sour Widow

Sour Widow is what happens when a citrusy sour patch kid gro

THC 18-22%

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🟢 Sativa

Sour Wiesel

Sour Wiesel is what happens when a diesel truck crashes into

THC 18-22%

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⚡ Pure Sativa

Sour Yeti

Meet Sour Yeti—the strain that makes your brain feel like it

THC 20%