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🔥 Pure African Sativa

Southafrican Kwazulu

Meet the strain that convinced giraffes they could fly. Sout

THC 20-23%

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🍋 Sativa

SouthEnd Sours

SouthEnd Sours is what happens when Cheese Gang Seeds asks,

THC 18-26%

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⚡ London-Approved Sativa

SouthEnd Sours

SouthEnd Sours is London City Genetics' way of saying "cheer

THC 20-25%

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🟣 Deep South Couch Glue

Southern Belle

Southern Belle is what happens when a debutante ball collide

THC 18-22%

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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Southern Charm

Southern Charm is the cannabis equivalent of a debutante bal

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Southern Comfort

Southern Comfort is the cannabis equivalent of that friend w

THC 18-24%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Commanding Indica

Southern Comfort

Southern Roots Genetics basically weaponized relaxation with

THC 30-40%

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⚖️ Perfectly Split Hybrid

Southern Draw

Southern Draw is Day 1 Genetics' attempt at cannabis diploma

THC 18-22%

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🔵 Indica (with Southern drawl)

Southern Hospitality

Imagine if your sweet tea-chugging auntie bred weed instead

THC 15-25%

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🔵 Pure Sativa

Southern Ice

Meet Southern Ice, Afropips Seeds’ attempt at giving your br

THC 18%

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🟣 Dessert Indica

Southern Kuntz

Southern Kuntz is what happens when European breeders name a

THC 15-25%

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☀️ Pure Sativa

Southern Lights

Southern Lights is Delta 9 Labs’ attempt at bottling a Flori

THC 18%

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🟢 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Southern Lights

Southern Lights is the strain that asks: “What if Northern L

THC 18-24%

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⚡ Pure Sativa Lightning Bolt

Southern Lights 7

Imagine if the Aurora Borealis got horny and produced a cann

THC 22%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Southern Oracle

Southern Oracle is the strain equivalent of a weighted blank

THC 24%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Southern Pines

Southern Pines is what happens when South Bay Genetics decid

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Southern Skies

Southern Skies is the love-child of a lab coat and a Cracker

THC 22%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Southern Sugar

Imagine if a pecan pie and a pine tree had a baby that grew

THC 18-24%

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🍑 Indica

Southern Sugar

Southern Sugar is the strain that convinced the South to leg

THC 15-25%

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🍧 Dessert-Hybrid

Southern Zlush

Picture Zkittlez and Gelato eloping to Myrtle Beach, produci

THC 22-28%

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🔮 Couch-Locked Indica

Southr'n D'lights

Southr'n D'lights is the botanical equivalent of a weighted

THC 25-28%

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🔮 Couch-Locked Classic

Southrn Comfort

Bred by SoCal Seed Collective for folks who consider "produc

THC 18%

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⚖️ Word-of-Mouth Hybrid

Southside Legend

Southside Legend is the cannabis equivalent of that mixtape

THC 18-26%

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🟣 Couch-Locked Coma

Southwest Cookies

Imagine Girl Scout cookies got lost in the desert, got baked

THC 20%

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🍷 Couch-Lock Sangria

Southwest Sangria

Imagine a pitcher of sangria got roofied by a cactus and dec

THC 27%

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🟣 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Southwest Stomper

Southwest Stomper is the strain that convinced desert dwelle

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 55/45 Hybrid (Indica-leaning royalty)

Sovrana

Keys to the Kingdom basically rolled out the red carpet for

THC 21-24%

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🍊 Sativa

Sowah Grapefruit

Tonygreens Tortured Beans basically caffeinated a grapefruit

THC 20%

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🟤 Couch-Lock Connoisseur Indica

Sowah Pine Tar Gush

If a pine tree and a jar of roofing tar had a baby that grew

THC 22-28%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Sowah Sherbert

Imagine if a snow cone and a yoga instructor had a baby—Sowa

THC 18%

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🚀 Sativa

Sowahh

Sowahh is Sour Diesel after it discovered CrossFit and start

THC 18-26%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Sowahh Dog

Sowahh Dog is what happens when breeders binge-watch Scooby-

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified

Sowahh X Deep Chunk

Meet the strain that answers the age-old question: "What if

THC 18%

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🟢 Sativa Auto (a.k.a. Couch-Lock Lite)

Soylent Green Auto

Named after the movie where people are the secret ingredient

THC 16%

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🔋 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Soylent Green by Jaws Gear

The strain that answers the question “What if my couch ate m

THC 18%

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🔴 Soviet-Grade Couch Lock

Soyuz OG Express

Comrade, prepare for re-entry. Soyuz OG Express is the Kalas

THC 18-22%

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🔵 Indica (60/40 split, but who's counting)

Sozzfruit

Sozzfruit is Denverdoggy's love letter to anyone who's ever

THC 18%

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🪐 Couch-Lock Astronaut

Space

Space isn't named after the cosmos—it's named after the 3-fo

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Cruiser

Space Ace

Space Ace is North Genetics' answer to the question, "What i

THC 22-28%

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🚀 Hybrid (Rank: Admiral)

Space Admiral

Space Admiral is the cannabis equivalent of a classified Spa

THC 15-25%

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🔮 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Space Age Cake

Space Age Cake is what happens when a bakery collides with a

THC 18-21%

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🟣 Indica

Space Ape

Space Ape is the strain equivalent of grape soda mixed with

THC 24%

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🍏 Balanced Hybrid

Space Apple

Space Apple is the strain for anyone who wants to feel like

THC 18-22%

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🍏 Indica

Space Apples

Green Wolf Genetics took grandma’s apple pie, infused it wit

THC 24%

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🚀 Balanced Hybrid

Space Assassin

Space Assassin sounds like a rejected Star Wars bounty hunte

THC 18-23%

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🟣 Dessert-Indica That Moon-Walks

Space Balls

Space Balls is the strain that answers the age-old question:

THC 20-25%

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⚪️ 60/40 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Space Ballz

Space Ballz sounds like a rejected 90s Nickelodeon show, but

THC 18-26%

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🛸 Balanced Hybrid

Space Berries

Space Berries is what happens when E.T. discovers horticultu

THC 18%