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🟣 NYC Couch Commando Indica

Spritczar by Nyceeds

Meet Spritczar—the strain that treats your 400-watt LED like

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Indica

Sprite Skunk

Imagine if a skunk bathed in lemon pledge and then hugged yo

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica (That Acts Suspiciously Like a Hybrid)

Spritz by Perfect Tree

Meet Spritz, the strain that’s technically indica but partie

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica That Punches Like a Sativa

Spritz Check

Imagine a boozy brunch cocktail that got lost in a cannabis

THC 24-32%
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⚖️ Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

Spritzer

The cannabis equivalent of day-drinking without the shame. S

THC 18-24%
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🍇 Grape-Flavored Couch Magnet

Spritzer

Imagine if Welch’s and a tire fire had a baby—then dipped it

THC 20-28%
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🍭 Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Spritzer

Imagine if a wine spritzer and a bag of Skittles had a baby

THC 15-25%
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🍾 Sativa

Spritzer

Spritzer is the strain equivalent of bottomless mimosas: swe

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Spritzer Cannabis Extraction

Meet Spritzer: the strain that sounds like a White Claw flav

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Spritzers

Imagine your bougie friend’s canned wine spritzer decided to

THC 18-26%
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🔴 Indica (That Pretends It’s Balanced)

Spumoni

Spumoni is what happens when an Italian pastry chef wanders

THC 18-24%
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🍨 Hybrid Dessert Disaster

Spumoni Cookies

Imagine if Baskin-Robbins and your local dispensary had a on

THC 20-28%
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🔵 Straight-Laced Indica

Spunk Bucket

Inflorescences of Scotland looked at every other strain name

THC 15-20%
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🚀 Straight Sativa

Sputnik

Named after the first satellite because it, too, will have y

THC 18%
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🚀 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Sputnik

Named after the satellite that freaked out 1957 America, Spu

THC 20%
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🚀 Pure Sativa

Sputnik 1.0

Sputnik 1.0 is what happens when breeders ask, "What if a Re

THC 22-28%
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🚀 Pure Sativa

Sputnik 2.0

Named after the Soviet satellite that scared the pants off 1

THC 18%
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🪐 50/50 Hybrid

Sputnik 3.0

Sputnik 3.0 by Riot Seeds is what happens when stoners watch

THC 18%
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🟣 Soviet-Grade Couch Glue

Sputnik By Earth Seeds

Sputnik is the strain that proves the space race was really

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Spyro

Spyro is that friend who shows up to brunch claiming they're

THC 18-22%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Spyrock Special Hash Plant

Spyrock Special Hash Plant is what happens when French breed

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Balanced Hybrid

Spyros Stash

Spyros Stash is the strain equivalent of a mullet: business

THC 18%
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🧬 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Frankenstein

Squanch Queen

Meet Squanch Queen, the strain that couldn’t pick a lane and

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Tri-breed Franken-hybrid

Squanch Stomper

Meet the genetic gang-bang that is Squanch Stomper—Night Owl

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Squatch

Imagine Bigfoot bred with a disco ball—Squatch is sticky, pu

THC 25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Squatch Bx

Leafy Lunker's Squatch Bx is basically Bigfoot in weed form:

THC 18-24%
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🤹‍♂️ Resin-Heavy Hybrid

Squeeze

Squeeze is the weed that looks like it was rolled in Pixy St

THC 22-30%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Squid Billiez

Meet Squid Billiez—the strain that sounds like a rejected Sp

THC 20-23%
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🦑 Deep-Sea Indica

Squid Brain

Named after a sea creature that looks like it failed art sch

THC 15-25%
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🦑 50/50 Hybrid

Squid Game

Named after the show where people literally die for money, t

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Squid Ink

Squid Ink is the strain that looks like it crawled out of a

THC 18-22%
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🌀 Hybrid

Squid Row

Squid Row is what happens when mad scientists decide to cros

THC 23-28%
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🔵 Boutique Couch-Lock in Designer Glass

Squintz

Squintz is what happens when a streetwear brand accidentally

THC 24-30%
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🐿️ 50/50 Hybrid (a.k.a. Squirrel-Based Chaos)

Squirrel Master

Named after a woodland crackhead with boundary issues, Squir

THC 25%
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🟣 Indica in a Sativa’s Wardrobe

Squirrel Tail

Imagine your brain on vacation while your body calls in sick

THC 20%
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🔴 Indica (Don't Ask, We Didn't Either)

Squirrel Tail #1 Phu Phan

Imagine a squirrel with an identity crisis—this "indica" fro

THC 18%
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🟡 Pure Sativa Energy Stick

Squirrel Tail #4 – Phon Sawan by Zomia

Meet the strain that convinced your prefrontal cortex it can

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Squirrel Tail 2 Mae Chaem

Imagine if a Red Bull fucked a pine tree and their offspring

THC 22-25%
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🟢 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Squirrel Tail 3 Hat Yai

Imagine a squirrel on Red Bull doing parkour through a Thai

THC 18%
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🐿️ Pure Tropical Sativa

Squirrel Tail Thai Landrace Hang Karong

Meet the strain that laughs at your 8-week flowering schedul

THC 18%
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🔶 Sativa

Squirt

Meet Squirt—the strain that tastes like Mountain Dew's bougi

THC 18%
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🍯 Hybrid

Squirt

Meet Squirt, the lovechild of Blueberry Muffin and Tangie th

THC 18-23%
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🍊 Sativa Slap

Squirt

Imagine if a grapefruit soda can grew legs, went to college,

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Citrus Grenade

Squirt Auto

Meet the strain that finishes faster than your ex's commitme

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Indica

Squirt Pu$$y

Meet Squirt Pu$$y—the strain your grandma will mispronounce

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Mystery Meat

SR

Meet SR—the cannabis equivalent of a Craigslist ad that just

THC 18-26%
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🌈 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

SR Weed

SR Weed is what happens when Sour Diesel and Runtz swipe rig

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Stealth Bomber Indica

SR-71 PK

Named after the spy plane because it’ll have you flying unde

THC 22%

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