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Spritczar by Nyceeds
Meet Spritczar—the strain that treats your 400-watt LED like
THC 15-25%Sprite Skunk
Imagine if a skunk bathed in lemon pledge and then hugged yo
THC 18%Spritz by Perfect Tree
Meet Spritz, the strain that’s technically indica but partie
THC 18%Spritz Check
Imagine a boozy brunch cocktail that got lost in a cannabis
THC 24-32%Spritzer
The cannabis equivalent of day-drinking without the shame. S
THC 18-24%Spritzer
Imagine if Welch’s and a tire fire had a baby—then dipped it
THC 20-28%Spritzer
Imagine if a wine spritzer and a bag of Skittles had a baby
THC 15-25%Spritzer
Spritzer is the strain equivalent of bottomless mimosas: swe
THC 15-25%Spritzer Cannabis Extraction
Meet Spritzer: the strain that sounds like a White Claw flav
THC 18%Spritzers
Imagine your bougie friend’s canned wine spritzer decided to
THC 18-26%Spumoni
Spumoni is what happens when an Italian pastry chef wanders
THC 18-24%Spumoni Cookies
Imagine if Baskin-Robbins and your local dispensary had a on
THC 20-28%Spunk Bucket
Inflorescences of Scotland looked at every other strain name
THC 15-20%Sputnik
Named after the first satellite because it, too, will have y
THC 18%Sputnik
Named after the satellite that freaked out 1957 America, Spu
THC 20%Sputnik 1.0
Sputnik 1.0 is what happens when breeders ask, "What if a Re
THC 22-28%Sputnik 2.0
Named after the Soviet satellite that scared the pants off 1
THC 18%Sputnik 3.0
Sputnik 3.0 by Riot Seeds is what happens when stoners watch
THC 18%Sputnik By Earth Seeds
Sputnik is the strain that proves the space race was really
THC 18%Spyro
Spyro is that friend who shows up to brunch claiming they're
THC 18-22%Spyrock Special Hash Plant
Spyrock Special Hash Plant is what happens when French breed
THC 18%Spyros Stash
Spyros Stash is the strain equivalent of a mullet: business
THC 18%Squanch Queen
Meet Squanch Queen, the strain that couldn’t pick a lane and
THC 18-22%Squanch Stomper
Meet the genetic gang-bang that is Squanch Stomper—Night Owl
THC 18%Squatch
Imagine Bigfoot bred with a disco ball—Squatch is sticky, pu
THC 25%Squatch Bx
Leafy Lunker's Squatch Bx is basically Bigfoot in weed form:
THC 18-24%Squeeze
Squeeze is the weed that looks like it was rolled in Pixy St
THC 22-30%Squid Billiez
Meet Squid Billiez—the strain that sounds like a rejected Sp
THC 20-23%Squid Brain
Named after a sea creature that looks like it failed art sch
THC 15-25%Squid Game
Named after the show where people literally die for money, t
THC 18-24%Squid Ink
Squid Ink is the strain that looks like it crawled out of a
THC 18-22%Squid Row
Squid Row is what happens when mad scientists decide to cros
THC 23-28%Squintz
Squintz is what happens when a streetwear brand accidentally
THC 24-30%Squirrel Master
Named after a woodland crackhead with boundary issues, Squir
THC 25%Squirrel Tail
Imagine your brain on vacation while your body calls in sick
THC 20%Squirrel Tail #1 Phu Phan
Imagine a squirrel with an identity crisis—this "indica" fro
THC 18%Squirrel Tail #4 – Phon Sawan by Zomia
Meet the strain that convinced your prefrontal cortex it can
THC 18-24%Squirrel Tail 2 Mae Chaem
Imagine if a Red Bull fucked a pine tree and their offspring
THC 22-25%Squirrel Tail 3 Hat Yai
Imagine a squirrel on Red Bull doing parkour through a Thai
THC 18%Squirrel Tail Thai Landrace Hang Karong
Meet the strain that laughs at your 8-week flowering schedul
THC 18%Squirt
Meet Squirt—the strain that tastes like Mountain Dew's bougi
THC 18%Squirt
Meet Squirt, the lovechild of Blueberry Muffin and Tangie th
THC 18-23%Squirt
Imagine if a grapefruit soda can grew legs, went to college,
THC 15-25%Squirt Auto
Meet the strain that finishes faster than your ex's commitme
THC 18-24%Squirt Pu$$y
Meet Squirt Pu$$y—the strain your grandma will mispronounce
THC 18-26%SR
Meet SR—the cannabis equivalent of a Craigslist ad that just
THC 18-26%SR Weed
SR Weed is what happens when Sour Diesel and Runtz swipe rig
THC 18-24%SR-71 PK
Named after the spy plane because it’ll have you flying unde
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