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🟣 Fully-Loaded Indica

SR71

SR71 is Purple City Genetics’ love letter to couch-lock, pai

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Express

SR71 Purple Kush x Bubba Shine

Zoolander Seeds crossed two legends and accidentally created

THC 27%
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🌞 Caribbean Rocket Fuel Sativa

Sra. Amparo

Meet Sra. Amparo—Reggae Seeds’ love letter to everyone who t

THC 25%
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🌴 Sativa (with identity issues)

Sri Lanka

Sri Lanka by Bean Drop Genetics is basically a sativa that w

THC 22%
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🌴 Sativa-Dominant Heritage Hybrid

Sri Lanka 1977

This isn't your cousin's basement weed—it's a time-traveling

THC 18%
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🟢 100% Sativa (a.k.a. 'Cancel Your Evening Plans')

Sri Lanka Sativa

Imagine drinking three espressos while riding a tuk-tuk thro

THC 18-24%
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☀️ Pure Island Sativa

Sri Lankan Ganja

Meet the strain so authentically Sri Lankan it probably has

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

SSDD F2 BX1

Meet SSDD F2 BX1—the strain that sounds like a Star Wars dro

THC 22-26%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Powerhouse

SSH F4 by Dynasty Seeds

Meet SSH F4—the espresso shot of cannabis that makes your to

THC 18%
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👽⚡️ Sativa-leaning Hybrid

SSH x Alien Dawg

Imagine your brain doing jumping jacks while your couch sudd

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

SSJ GOD

SSJ GOD is what happens when breeders watch too much anime a

THC 20%
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⚡ Hybrid

Ssj Pie

Imagine your grandma's secret dessert recipe got possessed b

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

SSOG

SSOG is Crockett Family Farms’ love letter to people who sch

THC 20-30%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Powerhouse

SSSC M48

AK Bean Brains basically Frankensteined every lanky sativa t

THC 18-23%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Stank Missile

SSSDH

SSSDH is the espresso shot that forgot to stop pouring. One

THC 18-26%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Energy Drink

SSSDH

Connoisseur Genetics dropped the alphabet soup strain that s

THC 18%
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🟣 Certified Couch-Burrito Indica

SSSDH x Hashplant 2

Meet the love-child of a rocket-fuel sativa and a narcotic h

THC 15-20%
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⚡ Purebred Sativa

SSSDH x Jack

Meet the strain that took "productive stoner" from oxymoron

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

SSSDH x Sour Bubble

Happy Roots spent five years breeding this hybrid like it wa

THC 20-25%
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🚀 Pure Sativa

SSSG

Meet SSSG—the strain that turns your couch into a launchpad

THC 20%
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❓ Schrödinger's Hybrid

ST

ST is the cannabis equivalent of ordering "surprise me" at a

THC 18-25%
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🟢 Tropical OG Hybrid

St Lucia OG

St Lucia OG is the strain equivalent of a passport stamp—OG

THC 20%
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🟣 Ultra-Rare Indica

St Lucian

St Lucian is basically the cannabis equivalent of a limited-

THC 30%
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⚫ Pure Indica (with a side hustle)

St Naptrik

St Naptrik is what happens when breeders mix ruderalis, indi

THC 20-25%
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🟢 Hybrid (Côte d'Azure Remix)

St Tropez

Meet St Tropez, the strain that convinced your lungs they’re

THC 19-27%
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⚜️ French Riviera Hybrid

St Tropez Sour

Ever wanted to get high enough to think buying a €25 bottle

THC 22%
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🟢 Caribbean Rocket Fuel

St. Vincent Island

This island-born sativa is basically a passport stamp for yo

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

Stacked Dog

Meet Stacked Dog—the indica that'll have you sprawled on the

THC 20%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Kush

Stacked Kush

DNA Genetics basically Frankensteined a sativa into a Kush t

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Stacy's Mom

Stacy's Mom is the cannabis equivalent of a 2000s pop-punk a

THC 18%
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🔮 Dessert-Fueled Indica

Stacy's Mom

She’s the 2000s pop-culture MILF you can actually take home—

THC 20%
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🤷‍♂️ Mystery Hybrid

Stadankohh

Stadankohh sounds like a sneeze and hits like a whispered ru

THC 18-20%
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🔮 Balanced Hybrid

Stained Glass Haze

Looks like a cathedral window, hits like your philosophy pro

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Stairway To Heaven

The Bakery Genetics built a stairway to cloud nine and forgo

THC 20%
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🤷‍♂️ Mysterious Boutique Hybrid

Stambaugh Gc

Meet Stambaugh Gc—the strain so exclusive it doesn’t even ha

THC 22-28%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Stand & Deliver

Botafarm California’s diplomatic love-child between 'get stu

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Stank Breath

Stank Breath is the strain that proves Mother Nature has a t

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Garlic-Ass Indica

Stank Breath

Imagine if a gas station hot dog and a garlic knot had a bab

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Funk-Forward Hybrid

Stank Breath Leal

Smells like someone hot-boxed a deli with diesel exhaust and

THC 15-30%
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🟣 80/20 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Stank Cake

Romulan Genetics basically weaponized your grandma's pound c

THC 18%
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🟢 Hybrid (a.k.a. “Who let the farm animals in?”)

Stank Chick

Stank Chick is the strain that answers the age-old question,

THC 20-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Stank House

Bred by Exotic Genetix, Stank House is the indica that liter

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Funkadelic Indica

Stank House

Stank House is the strain your roommate will smell through t

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Stank Rain

Imagine if Mother Nature got ghosted by a skunk, then tried

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Stank Shack

Stank Shack is the strain equivalent of that friend who show

THC 22-28%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Stankard

Stankard sounds like your roommate's crusty laundry basket,

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lockasaurus

Stankasaurus

Stankasaurus by ThugPug Genetics is what happens when breede

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Stank-Dominant Hybrid

Stankasaurus

Stankasaurus is the strain that makes your roommate think so

THC 15-25%

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