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🔮 Couch-Lock Classic

Star Hash Plant

Star Hash Plant is the botanical equivalent of a weighted bl

THC 18%

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🚀 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Star Haze

Imagine Haze took a corporate retreat, did some mindfulness

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Commander

Star Killer

The lovechild of Happy Little Treez' breeding nerds, Star Ki

THC 18%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Cruiser

Star Killer

Star Killer is the cannabis equivalent of getting hugged by

THC 18-24%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Cruiser

Star Killer

Star Killer is the strain that will personally tuck you in a

THC 18%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Star Killer

Named after a Star Wars villain, Star Killer lives up to the

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Balanced Hybrid

Star Krunch

Star Krunch is what happens when breeders mix Bubba Kush’s c

THC 18%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Star Kush

Star Kush is Top Dawg Seeds' love letter to anyone who enjoy

THC 19%

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⚫ Couch-Locked Indica

Star Kush

Star Kush is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket soa

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Star Kush F2

The love-child of OG Kush and selective breeding OCD, Star K

THC 20-25%

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🟣 Dessert-Grade Indica

Star Lato

Star Lato is what happens when Gelato goes full diva and ins

THC 20-28%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Star Lights by Just A Handful

Star Lights is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket a

THC 18-22%

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🌌 Mystery Hybrid

Star Lord

Named after everyone's favorite space outlaw, Star Lord is t

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Turducken

Star Lotus

Star Lotus is Rinse’s Reserve’s attempt to Frankenstein ever

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Boutique Indica

Star Lotus

Star Lotus is the cannabis equivalent of a limited-edition s

THC 20-28%

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🌌 Balanced Hybrid (F4 = Extra Stable, Extra Stoned)

Star Lotus F4

Star Lotus F4 is what happens when a breeder refuses to sett

THC 18-26%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Star Lotus F4

Star Lotus F4 is what happens when a breeder spends four gen

THC 24%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Star Mind

Star Mind is Hoku Seed Co’s cosmic love letter to anyone who

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Star Mints

Star Mints is what happens when breeders get bored and decid

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Star OG

Star OG is the strain that makes Netflix ask "Are you still

THC 28%

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⚡ Balanced Hybrid That Punches Above Its Weight Class

Star OG 2

Star OG 2 is what happens when breeders let Loompa Headband

THC 25%

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🔮 Vintage Indica Time Machine

Star Pebbles

Capulator’s nostalgia nug that basically hot-wired a DeLorea

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Identity-Crisis Indica

Star Pebbles

Think Fruity Pebbles and Chemdawg had a one-night stand and

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Star Pie

Star Pie is what happens when a stoner pastry chef accidenta

THC 20-28%

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🟣 Certified Couch Magnet

Star Piece

Bred by the lab-coat wizards at Strayfox Gardenz, Star Piece

THC 18-24%

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⚡ Balanced Hybrid

Star Power

Star Power is BSF Seeds' attempt to create the Swiss-army-kn

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Comet

Star Power

Star Power is what happens when breeders try to make a strai

THC 22%

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☀️ Pure Sativa Power-Up

Star Punch

Star Punch is what happens when Elev8 Seeds asks, "What if R

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Star Pupil

Star Pupil is the strain that shows up to class with color-c

THC 18-24%

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🔮 Thai-Afghan Hybrid

Star Pupil

Star Pupil is the strain that aced every class in Weed Unive

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica Couch-Lock Express

Star Rider

Star Rider sounds like a rejected 80s sci-fi cartoon, but it

THC 18%

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💎 Boutique Hybrid

Star Ruby

Star Ruby is what happens when a grapefruit gets drunk at a

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Star Runner

Star Runner is what happens when old-school Thai landrace ge

THC 18%

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✨ Dessert-Grade Hybrid

Star Runtz

Star Runtz is what happens when Runtz gets a Hollywood makeo

THC 15-25%

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🚀 Auto-Flowering Couch-Launch Hybrid

Star Ryder

Star Ryder is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave burrito

THC 15%

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🇺🇸 American-Made Hybrid

Star Spangled Banner 3

Night Owl Seeds basically wrapped amber waves of grain aroun

THC 18-23%

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⚡ Balanced Hybrid

Star Stomper

Star Stomper is the cannabis equivalent of getting hugged by

THC 18-23%

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🌟 Sativa-Dominant

Star Struck

Star Struck is Irie Genetics’ love letter to anyone who’s ev

THC 20-26%

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🔵 Indica (But Plot-Twist Hybrid)

Star Struck

Star Struck is the strain equivalent of a Hollywood diva: ph

THC 23%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Star Supremacy

Star Supremacy is the strain that convinced The Agrarian Soc

THC 22%

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🫖 CBD-Heavy Hybrid

Star Tonic

Star Tonic is what happens when breeders try to make weed th

THC 5-10%

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⚖️ 50/50 Cosmic Hybrid

Star Traveler

Star Traveler is the strain that makes you feel like Neil de

THC 18%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Cruiser (Indica)

Star Treck

Named like a sci-fi convention after-party, Star Treck is Vi

THC 18-22%

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🔺 Balanced Hybrid

Star Triangle

This is what happens when nerds with microscopes decide to p

THC 18-24%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Commander

Star Warz OG

This isn’t the droid you’re looking for—unless your droid is

THC 18%

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⚖️ Near-Perfect 50/50 Hybrid

Star Widow

Star Widow is what happens when Russian breeders play god wi

THC 18%

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🔴 Couch-Lock in Disguise

StarBerry

StarBerry is what happens when breeders ask, "What if fruit

THC 18-22%

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🔮 Indica

Starberry

Meet Starberry, the strain that smells like a fruit salad an

THC 16%