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Strain Reviews

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🍓🌟 Hybrid Roulette

Starberry

Starberry is that friend who swears they're "good at karaoke

THC 16-24%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Commander

Starberry by Hortilab

Starberry is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket tha

THC 18-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Starbet

Starbet is what happens when nerds with PhDs in botany decid

THC 18%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Starbud by HortiLab

Starbud is the strain that peaked in 2009 and never apologiz

THC 22-26%

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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Starbud Sister

Starbud Sister is the strain equivalent of your older sister

THC 20%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Commander

Starbuds

The strain so shiny it looks like it fell out of a disco bal

THC 24-30%

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🌈 55/45 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Starburst

Starburst is what happens when breeders try to make weed loo

THC 18%

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🚀 Pure Sativa

Starburst

Starburst is what happens when breeders try to make weed tha

THC 18%

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🔴 Indica (but acts like that friend who says they're “just vibing” at 2 a.m.)

Starburst

Starburst is the strain for anyone who ever wished their wee

THC 19-20%

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🍬 Hybrid (Candy-Coated Chaos)

Starburst

Starburst is basically a bag of pink Skittles that learned t

THC 27-28%

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🍬 Candy-Coated Hybrid

Starburst

Starburst is what happens when Willy Wonka gets into weed br

THC 18-26%

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🔴 Candy-Coated Couchlock

Starburst 36 #1

Meet the strain that sounds like a rejected Star Wars droid

THC 20-26%

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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Starburst Bubba

Starburst Bubba is the strain equivalent of that friend who

THC 18%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

Starbux

Starbux is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket and a

THC 18-24%

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⚫ Pure Indica (with a Lyft receipt)

Starcab

Starcab is the cannabis equivalent of a secret speakeasy—onl

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Starcake

Pheno Finder Seeds took their sweet-ass time crafting Starca

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Comet

Starcake

Temple of Terpenes basically baked a space-cake, forgot the

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Franken-hybrid

Stardawg

Imagine if a pine-scented cleaning product and a diesel-soak

THC 20-24%

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🟣 Balanced Hybrid

Stardawg

Stardawg is the strain equivalent of your friend who shows u

THC 15-20%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Stardawg

Meet Stardawg, the strain that smells like someone spilled p

THC 20-24%

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🤯 Potency-Forward Hybrid

Stardawg 3 x Banana Kush

Meet the love child of gym-sock funk and smoothie bar: Stard

THC 30-38%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

Stardawg 91

Top Dawg Seeds basically weaponized indica genes and named i

THC 20%

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⚡ Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Stardawg Auto

Stardawg Auto promises the full chem-gas face-punch of the o

THC 15-25%

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🟡 Sativa

Stardawg by Black Skull Seeds

Meet Stardawg, the strain that parties like a Red Bull-chugg

THC 18-26%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid (But Acts Like a Sativa on Red Bull)

Stardawg by BSB Genetics

Stardawg is the strain equivalent of a punk-rock science exp

THC 20-24%

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🔥 Chem-Bred Hybrid Chaos

Stardawg F2

If a gas station had a baby with a skunk and that baby grew

THC 18-26%

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⚗️ Chem-Gas Hybrid

Stardawg F2 Bold

Meet the strain that smells like a Shell station ate a pine

THC 20-26%

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⚖️ Chem-Breath Hybrid

Stardawg Gorg

Meet the strain that makes your neighbor call the fire depar

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Stardawg Gorg

Meet Stardawg Gorg, the boutique lovechild of Chemdog that p

THC 15-25%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Commander

Stardawg IX

Stardawg IX is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket l

THC 20-24%

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⚡ Pure Sativa Powerhouse

Stardawg UCBW

Meet the strain that turns your couch into a launchpad and y

THC 20%

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🌌 Cosmic Hybrid

Stardawg X Star Pupil

Imagine if a diesel truck mated with a grape-flavored starli

THC 18-25%

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🟣 Certified Couch Commander

Stardawg X Starfighter F2

AK Bean Brains took two strains with names that sound like r

THC 18%

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⚫️ Chem-Fueled Indica

Stardawg Xi Chem 4 F X Tres Dawg M

This is what happens when Chem 4 and Tres Dawg get locked in

THC 26%

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⚖️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Hat-Trick

Stardust

Imagine if your lazy indica couch, your chatty sativa cousin

THC 18%

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🌌 Balanced Hybrid

Stardust

Stardust is Helvetic Seeds' attempt to bottle cosmic wonder

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Frost-Forward Indica

Stardust

Stardust is the strain that looks like it rolled around in a

THC 18-26%

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🌌 Dessert-Leaning Hybrid

Stardust Gelato

This sparkly Gelato spin-off looks like Tinker Bell sneezed

THC 18-24%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Autopilot

Stardust Kush Automatic

Sensi Seeds basically took a classic kush, added ruderalis r

THC 16-22%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Stardust Mints

Ripper Seeds’ Stardust Mints is basically the cannabis equiv

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Stardust OG

Stardust OG is the strain that looks like someone rolled a n

THC 18-26%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Cosmonaut

Stardust Oreoz

In-Tents Genetix basically weaponized insomnia with this spa

THC 24%

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🟣 Indica-ish Mystery Meat

Stardust Weed

Meet Stardust Weed, the strain equivalent of a Tinder date w

THC 15-25%

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🚀 Pure Sativa

Starduster

Starduster is Dynasty Seeds' love letter to red-eyed star-ga

THC 20-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Starduster

Starduster is what happens when a diesel truck crashes into

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Starfighter

Starfighter is what happens when Alien Genetics plays god wi

THC 20-24%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Starfighter

Elev8 Seeds crammed Lemon Alien Dawg and Tahoe into a geneti

THC 18-22%

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✨ Hybrid

Starfighter

Starfighter is the cannabis equivalent of a disco ball in ze

THC 15-25%