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⚡ Auto-Bangin’ Hybrid

Auto Erotic Assimilation

The strain that sounds like a banned sci-fi porno is actuall

THC 18-22%
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⚡ Indica Autoflower

Auto Eter Express

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner: Auto Ete

THC 15-20%
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⚡ Fast-Track Indica

Auto Eter Express

Meet the cannabis equivalent of an espresso shot that actual

THC 15%
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⚡ Autoflowering Sativa

Auto Finny

Auto Finny is the cannabis equivalent of a Red Bull with a d

THC 14-22%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Sativa Speedball

Auto Finny

Auto Finny is what happens when breeders combine couch-locki

THC 15-22%
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🔥 Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Auto Fire OG

Auto Fire OG is what happens when British breeders decide OG

THC 18-24%
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🔥 Fast-Acting Hybrid

Auto Fire OG

Auto Fire OG is what happens when OG Kush and SFV OG have a

THC 18%
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⚫ Fast-Acting Couchlock Express

Auto Flower

The cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner: zero finesse,

THC 20%
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🟣 Auto-Flowering Ruderalis Couch-Lock

Auto Flower

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner: Auto Flo

THC 16%
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⚡ Autoflowering Hybrid

Auto Fractal

Auto Fractal is the cannabis equivalent of microwave popcorn

THC 16-22%
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🤖 Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Auto Fractal

Auto Fractal is what happens when breeders play God with can

THC 22%
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⚡ Auto Hybrid

Auto French Cookies

Auto French Cookies is what happens when a snooty French pas

THC 18-24%
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🍪 Speed-Grown Indica

Auto French Cookies

TH Seeds cranked out this speed-dial indica so you can harve

THC 18%
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🍪 Ruderalis-Cookie Speedball

Auto French Macaron

TH Seeds crammed a Parisian patisserie into a bonsai-sized p

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Fast-Food Indica

Auto French Macaron

Imagine a macaron that gets you baked instead of baked. Auto

THC 16%
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⚡ Auto Hybrid

Auto Fresh Candy

Imagine a Skittle that learned to grow itself and got a PhD

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Autoflowering Sativa

Auto Fresh Candy

Imagine Willy Wonka hot-boxing the Chocolate Factory with a

THC 18%
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🧁 Auto-Hybrid Dessert

Auto Fro Yo

Auto Fro Yo is G13 Labs' answer to stoners who want boutique

THC 15-25%
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⚪ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Auto Fro Yo

Auto Fro Yo is what happens when G13 Labs asks, "What if wee

THC 15%
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🟣 CBG-Heavy Auto-Couch

Auto Frosted Cake CBG

Think wedding cake minus the existential dread. This CBG aut

THC 0.2-0.3%
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🔵 Low-THC Couch Companion

Auto Frosted Cake CBG

Meet the strain that’s basically decaf weed—8-12% THC so you

THC 8-12%
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⚡ Auto Hybrid

Auto Frosty Bud

Auto Frosty Bud is the cannabis equivalent of that friend wh

THC 16-22%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Auto Frosty Bud

Auto Frosty Bud is what happens when breeders lock a horny r

THC 18-22%
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⚡ Auto Hybrid

Auto Frozen Biscotti

Dutch Passion’s 2025 dessert auto is basically a biscotti th

THC 15-18%
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⚪ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Auto Frozen Biscotti

Meet the strain that auto-flowers harder than your ex's new

THC 15%
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⚡ Auto Hybrid (Ruderalis Gate-Crasher)

Auto Fruits OG

Imagine an OG Kush that discovered yoga and started meal-pre

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Autoflower Hybrid

Auto Fruits OG

Auto Fruits OG is the lazy grower's dream: a set-it-and-forg

THC 15-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock on Cruise Control

Auto Fuel

Meet Auto Fuel, the strain that starts its own engine and dr

THC 20-25%
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⚡ Fast-Acting Hybrid

Auto Fuel

Auto Fuel is what happens when Purple City Genetics asks, 'W

THC 20-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Express

Auto Fuel

Auto Fuel is the cannabis equivalent of a self-driving couch

THC 18%
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⚡ Auto Hybrid (Ruderalis Crash-Course)

Auto Funky Skunk

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a microwave burrito: Auto Fu

THC 15-25%
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🦨 Auto Hybrid

Auto Funky Skunk

Meet the strain that finishes faster than your last situatio

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Sativa

Auto Future

Auto Future is what happens when German engineers smoke weed

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Sativa-Leaning Autoflower

Auto Future #1

Meet the espresso shot of autos: Auto Future #1 rockets from

THC 20-28%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Auto G14 Cartel

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a studio apartment: compact,

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Auto G14 Cartel

Auto G14 Cartel is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave bu

THC 16-22%
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🚀 Space-Time Hybrid (Auto)

Auto Gagarin

Named after the first dude to orbit Earth, Auto Gagarin rock

THC 16-22%
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🚀 14% THC Budget Space Odyssey

Auto Gagarin

Named after the first man in orbit, Auto Gagarin will have y

THC 14%
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⚫ Couch-Lock on Autopilot

Auto Galaxy

Auto Galaxy is the cannabis equivalent of a Roomba—short, se

THC 15-22%
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🔮 Couch-Locked Comet

Auto Galaxy

Auto Galaxy is the cannabis equivalent of a studio apartment

THC 16-22%
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⚡ Auto Hybrid (60-70 days to couch)

Auto Galaxy Cheese

Auto Galaxy Cheese is what happens when UK Cheese crashes in

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Auto Hybrid

Auto Galaxy Cheese

Imagine if a cheese wheel and a spaceship had a baby—this is

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica Autoflower

Auto GDP

Auto GDP is Granddaddy Purple’s impatient little brother—sam

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock on Cruise Control

Auto GDP

Auto GDP is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner: z

THC 18-22%
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🍦 Auto Hybrid (with a caffeine addiction)

Auto Gelato

The lovechild of Sunset Sherbet and Thin Mint GSC that learn

THC 18-24%
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🍨 Autoflowering Dessert Hybrid

Auto Gelato

Auto Gelato is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave crème

THC 20%
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🍧 Auto Dessert Hybrid

Auto Gelato

Auto Gelato is what happens when Bay Area pastry nerds mate

THC 15-25%
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🍦 Ruderalis-Infused Dessert Hybrid

Auto Gelato

Imagine Gelato got impatient, added a splash of Siberian dit

THC 18-24%

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