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🟢 Autoflowering Hybrid

Auto Creeper

Auto Creeper is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who s

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Auto-Flowering Indica

Auto Creeper

Auto Creeper is the cannabis equivalent of a slow-motion jum

THC 18%
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⚡ Autoflower Hybrid

Auto Critical

Meet the Toyota Corolla of cannabis: reliable, unpretentious

THC 16-18%
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🟣 Autoflowering Indica

Auto Critical

Meet Auto Critical—the cannabis equivalent of a microwave di

THC 14-20%
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🌗 Fast-Food Hybrid

Auto Critical

The cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner that somehow t

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Auto Hybrid

Auto Critical

Auto Critical is basically Critical Mass on espresso—same ch

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Auto Critical

Meet Auto Critical, the strain that turns your closet into a

THC 16-22%
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⚡ Autoflowering Hybrid

Auto Critical

Meet Auto Critical—the cannabis equivalent of a microwave di

THC 15-20%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Express

Auto Critical

Meet Auto Critical: the strain that finishes faster than you

THC 12-16%
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⚡ Autoflower Hybrid

Auto Critical

The cannabis equivalent of a microwave burrito—fast, effecti

THC 14-20%
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🟣 Indica Auto-Flower

Auto Critical

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner: Auto Cri

THC 20%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Express

Auto Critical

Auto Critical is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinn

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Couch-Lock Express

Auto Critical

Auto Critical is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinn

THC 20-24%
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⚡ Fast-Food Hybrid

Auto Critical +

BSB Genetics took the famously chunky Critical line, hit it

THC 16-20%
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🤖 Auto Hybrid

Auto Critical Amnesia

Meet Auto Critical Amnesia—the strain that finishes faster t

THC 15-20%
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🟤 Ruderalis-Induced Hybrid

Auto Critical Amnesia

Meet Auto Critical Amnesia—the strain that sounds like it’ll

THC 5-7%
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⚡ Fast-Food Hybrid

Auto Critical Bang

Auto Critical Bang is Sputnik Seeds’ answer to “I want couch

THC 17-22%
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⚡ Auto Hybrid

Auto Critical Bang

Meet the strain that grew up on energy drinks and decided 8

THC 18%
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⚡ Autoflowering Franken-Hybrid

Auto Critical GB XXL

Meet the strain that basically autoflowers itself into a chu

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Auto Critical GB XXL

The lazy grower's dream: a plant that flowers on autopilot w

THC 18%
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🐷 Pure-Bred Couch Pig

Auto Critical Hog

Meet Auto Critical Hog—the strain that finishes faster than

THC 18-20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Auto Critical Hog

Auto Critical Hog is basically a weighted blanket in plant f

THC 18%
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🍋 CBD-Forward Autoflower

Auto Critical Lemon CBD

The strain equivalent of a sparkling water with a microdose

THC 5-10%
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🍋 Hybrid Auto-Flower

Auto Critical Lemon CBD

Imagine if Pledge made a strain that actually got you high i

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Fast-Food Hybrid

Auto Critical Man

Auto Critical Man is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Fast-Acting Couch Lock Express

Auto Critical Man

Meet Auto Critical Man—Family Ganjah's answer to the eternal

THC 15%
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⚫ Couch-Lock on a Timer

Auto Critical Mass

Auto Critical Mass is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave

THC 14-20%
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⚡ Couch-Lock Express

Auto Critical Mass

Meet Auto Critical Mass, the cannabis equivalent of a microw

THC 18-22%
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⚡ Hybrid Autoflower

Auto Critical Ogre Big N Fast

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a Red Bull-fueled accountant

THC 15%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Powered Speedball

Auto Critical Ogre Big N Fast

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a Red Bull-fueled bodybuilde

THC 20%
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🍊 Citrus-Loaded Autoflower

Auto Critical Orange Punch

Dutch Passion basically took their award-winning citrus frei

THC 20%
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🟢 Autoflower Hybrid

Auto Critical Orange Punch

This Dutch Passion speed demon turns 60-80 cm of plant into

THC 18%
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⚡ Auto Hybrid

Auto Critical Soma

Imagine Critical Mass and Somango had a quickie with a Siber

THC 15-19%
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⚖️ 50/50 Autoflower Hybrid

Auto Critical Soma

Meet the strain that finishes so fast you’ll swear it’s ghos

THC 18%
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⚡ Auto Hybrid

Auto Critical X

Meet Auto Critical X—the cannabis equivalent of a microwave

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Hybrid Autoflower

Auto Critical X

Meet Auto Critical X: the cannabis equivalent of a microwave

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica Autoflower

Auto Critical XXL

Meet Auto Critical XXL, the strain that proves size matters.

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express Indica

Auto Critical XXL

Meet the strain that’s basically the cannabis equivalent of

THC 18-22%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Express

Auto Critical Zone

If Critical Mass and a microwave had a baby, this would be i

THC 14-22%
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🟣 Auto-Flowering Couchlock

Auto Critical Zone

Meet the strain that’s basically the cannabis equivalent of

THC 12%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Triple Threat

Auto Critico

Auto Critico is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave burri

THC 30%
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⚡ Fast-Food Hybrid

Auto Critico+

Auto Critico+ is like Critical's impatient little cousin who

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Auto Dark Purple

Auto Dark Purple is the cannabis equivalent of a velvet ones

THC 14-20%
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⚡ Fast-Food Hybrid

Auto Deadryder

Auto Deadryder is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave bur

THC 15-25%
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🤖 Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Auto Deadryder

Auto Deadryder is what happens when breeders ask, "What if w

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Auto Deep Blue

Auto Deep Blue is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave din

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Auto Deep Blue

Seedsman’s Auto Deep Blue is the cannabis equivalent of a mi

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa Autoflower

Auto Demon Mass

Meet Auto Demon Mass, the ADHD toddler of cannabis—ready to

THC 15-25%

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