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🍯 Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Auto CBG Nectar

Meet the strain that’s basically a science fair project that

THC 15-25%
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🧀 Hybrid Auto

Auto Cheese

Auto Cheese is what happens when British underground growers

THC 14-20%
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🧀 Ruderalis-Cheese Hybrid

Auto Cheese

Auto Cheese is what happens when British breeders decide you

THC 8-12%
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🧀 70-Day Fast-Food Hybrid

Auto Cheese

Think your fridge forgot a wedge of cheddar in 1998? Auto Ch

THC 13-18%
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⚡ Autoflowering Hybrid

Auto Cheese

The strain that proves your grow tent can double as a cheese

THC 12-14%
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🧀 Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Auto Cheese

Imagine a wheel of cheddar that learned to grow itself, then

THC 14-20%
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🧀 Couch-Lock Curd

Auto Cheese

Auto Cheese is the strain equivalent of a wheel of Limburger

THC 20%
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🧀🍓 Autoflowering Hybrid

Auto Cheese Berry

Imagine if a wheel of cheddar and a basket of ripe berries h

THC 20%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Auto Cheese Berry

Auto Cheese Berry is what happens when breeders decide your

THC 18%
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🍰 Autoflowering Chaos Hybrid

Auto Cheese Cake

Auto Cheese Cake is what happens when a wheel of cheddar mak

THC 15-20%
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⚡ Autoflowering Hybrid

Auto Cheese Cake

Think cheesecake that smokes you back. Auto Cheese Cake is t

THC 20%
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🧀 Hybrid Autoflower

Auto Cheese NL

Auto Cheese NL is the lazy grower's dream: a 15% THC cheese

THC 15%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Franken-Hybrid

Auto Cheese NL

Auto Cheese NL is what happens when breeders let ruderalis c

THC 10-15%
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⚡ Autoflowering Hybrid

Auto Chemdawg

The cannabis equivalent of huffing a jerry can, now with zer

THC 25%
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🔶 Auto Hybrid

Auto Chemdawg

Auto Chemdawg is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave burr

THC 18%
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⚡ Auto Hybrid

Auto Chemdog

Auto Chemdog is what happens when you tell classic Chemdog t

THC 15-25%
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⚙️ Auto-Flowering Indica

Auto Chemdog

Meet Auto Chemdog—the strain that turned "I want couch-lock

THC 18%
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🍒 Speed-Run Hybrid

Auto Cherry Pie

GeneSeeds crammed a slice of Bay Area Cherry Pie into a micr

THC 16-22%
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🍒 Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Auto Cherry Pie

GeneSeeds Bank basically said "Let's make cherry pie that sm

THC 20-24%
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⚡ Auto-Hybrid

Auto Chingón

Auto Chingón is the cannabis equivalent of a Honda Civic—rel

THC 10-15%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express Auto

Auto Chingón

Meet Auto Chingón—the autoflower that parties for 8-10 weeks

THC 18%
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☕ Sativa Auto

Auto Chocodope

Auto Chocodope is what happens when European nerds trap a 70

THC 17-22%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Auto Chocodope

Auto Chocodope is the edible you forgot to decarb, now in pl

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Couch-Locked Cocoa

Auto Chocolate Cream

Imagine Willy Wonka’s couch-lock special: a 65-day autoflowe

THC 15-25%
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🍫 Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Auto Chocolate Cream

Imagine if your favorite candy bar got high and decided to f

THC 16%
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🍫 Indica-Leaning Ruderalis Hybrid

Auto Chocolate Kush

Imagine a Hershey’s kiss got roofied by OG Kush and woke up

THC 15-20%
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⚡ Auto Hybrid

Auto Chocolate Kush

The strain that proves you can have your cake and smoke it t

THC 20%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Auto Chocolate Skunk

Imagine Willy Wonka hot-boxing a skunk’s Airbnb—this compact

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Inclusive Hybrid

Auto Chocolate Skunk

Meet the strain that proves Mother Nature has a sick sense o

THC 15%
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⚖️ Autoflowering Hybrid

Auto Chocolate Skunk XXL

Imagine Willy Wonka hot-boxing a skunk’s Airbnb—boom, Auto C

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Auto Chocolate Skunk XXL

Imagine Willy Wonka’s factory got hot-boxed by a family of s

THC 18%
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⚡ Autoflowering Hybrid

Auto Chronic Monster XXL

Meet the strain that skipped leg day but somehow still got j

THC 18-22%
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🔮 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Frankenhype

Auto Chronic Monster XXL

Auto Chronic Monster XXL is Victory Seeds’ attempt to cram t

THC 20%
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⚡ Autoflower Hybrid

Auto Chronical

Meet Auto Chronical—Bulk Seed Bank’s attempt to shrink a leg

THC 18-22%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Auto Chronical

Meet Auto Chronical—the strain that flowers faster than your

THC 16%
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⚡ Sativa-Leaning Autoflower

Auto Cinderella Jack

Meet the fairy-tale princess that traded her glass slipper f

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Auto Cinderella Jack

Meet Auto Cinderella Jack: the high-THC autoflower that fini

THC 25%+
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🟢 Autoflowering Sativa

Auto Clinical

Auto Clinical is what happens when breeders try to make weed

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Autoflowering Hybrid (AKA Couch-Lock with a Speed Pass)

Auto Clinical

Auto Clinical is the cannabis equivalent of a nurse with a s

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Auto Hybrid

Auto Cocopopo

Auto Cocopopo is the strain equivalent of a microwave browni

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Auto Cocopopo

Imagine if a coconut macaroon and a cannabis plant had a qui

THC 15%
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🔮 Indica Autoflower

Auto Cookies

The cannabis equivalent of a microwave cookie: 70-85 days fr

THC 22%
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⚡ Autoflower Hybrid

Auto Cookies

Auto Cookies is Linda Seeds’ attempt to cram an entire Girl

THC 18%
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🔮 Fast-Food Indica

Auto Cookies

Auto Cookies is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinne

THC 18%
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⚡ Couch-Lock Express

Auto Cream

Auto Cream is the cannabis equivalent of a microwaved crème

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Auto-Flowering Couch Glue

Auto Cream

Auto Cream is the cannabis equivalent of autopilot for peopl

THC 14-18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Auto Cream Mass

Auto Cream Mass is the cannabis equivalent of a microwavable

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Auto Cream Mass

Meet Auto Cream Mass, the indica that finishes faster than y

THC 18%

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