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🔵 Sativa

Super Buff Blueberry

Super Buff Blueberry is the strain equivalent of a CrossFit

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Super Buff Cherry

Meet the strain that skipped leg day but definitely hit face

THC 15-25%
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🍒 Gym-Bro Hybrid

Super Buff Cherry

Imagine your childhood fruit snacks joined CrossFit and got

THC 20-26%
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🔴 Hybrid (Cherry-Powered)

Super Buff Cherry by Prima

Imagine Super Boof went on a juice cleanse and came back sme

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa

Super Cali Haze

Short Stuff Seedbank's Super Cali Haze is what happens when

THC 20-26%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Super CAM

Meet Super CAM—the hybrid that splits the difference between

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Super Candy

Imagine Willy Wonka got paranoid and bred weed with a three-

THC 20%
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🍭 Indica (That Won’t Glue You to the Couch)

Super Candy

Imagine if Wonka bred weed and decided the Oompa Loompas nee

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Sativa

Super Cannalope

Meet Super Cannalope, the strain that convinced your couch y

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Limousine

Super Car by Dino Party

Dino Party rolled out this indica like it's a Tesla made ent

THC 18-24%
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🥣 Dessert-Hybrid on Steroids

Super Cereal

Super Cereal is basically Cereal Milk that hit the gym and t

THC 27%
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⚡ Sativa (With Identity Issues)

Super Charger

Meet Super Charger, the strain that promises to turbo-charge

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Straight Sativa

Super Charger

Super Charger is the strain equivalent of chugging three Red

THC 18-22%
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⚡ Balanced Hybrid

Super Charger

Super Charger is what happens when someone tells a hybrid "b

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Indica Dominant

Super Cheese

Super Cheese is what happens when you tell a breeder "make w

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica-leaning Funk Bomb

Super Cheese

Super Cheese is what happens when you let a wheel of brie sm

THC 24%
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🧀 40/40/20 Ruderalis Circus Act

Super Cheese Auto

Imagine if a wheel of aged cheddar learned to grow itself, t

THC 16%
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🧀 Sativa-Dominant Cheese Bomb

Super Cheese Haze

Imagine if a wheel of aged cheddar decided to do cocaine—thi

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Hybrid (Cherry-Flavored Chaos)

Super Cherry

Super Cherry is what happens when breeders ask "what if coug

THC 17-20%
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🍒 Indica-Leaning Dessert Disaster

Super Cherry Gelato

Imagine if Baskin-Robbins and a dispensary had a one-night s

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 “Can’t-Decide-ica” Hybrid

Super Chill by Joebud Genetics

Meet Super Chill, the strain that asks, “Why choose between

THC 18%
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☕️ Sativa

Super Choco

Imagine Willy Wonka got impatient and cross-bred his cacao t

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Super Chocolate

Imagine Willy Wonka brewed a cup of jet-fuel mocha and then

THC 20-24%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Crystal Ball

Super Chrystal

Super Chrystal is what happens when Homegrown Fantaseeds dec

THC 18-23%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Super Citrus Haze

Meet Super Citrus Haze, the strain that smells like a cleani

THC 18%
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🍋 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Super Cookie

Imagine a Girl Scout who just chugged a Red Bull, baked cook

THC 20-27%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Super Cream Cookies

Imagine if a Girl Scout and a pastry chef had a baby who gre

THC 20-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

Super Critical

Super Critical sounds like your mom describing your life cho

THC 20-24%
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🔴 Couch-Locked Indica

Super Critical

Meet Super Critical—the strain that treats your grow tent li

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Super Critical Automatic

Green House Seeds basically made the cannabis equivalent of

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Without the Cosmic Rodeo

Super Critical Bud CBD

Garden of Green’s love letter to people who want to feel bet

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Super Critical by The iSeeds

The strain that made basement growers everywhere quit their

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Super Critical Greasy Grapes

Imagine if Welch's made a strain specifically for people who

THC 18%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Fire

Super Critical Haze

Meet the espresso shot of weed: Super Critical Haze, Dinafem

THC 18-23%
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🔵 Ruderalis-Flavored Sativa

Super Cyan Haze

Super Cyan Haze is what happens when Night Owl Seeds lets a

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa Overachiever

Super Deluxe

Meet Super Deluxe: the sativa that shows up overdressed to e

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Champion

Super Dense

If you ever wondered what a golden nugget would smoke like i

THC 25-30%
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🟣 Autoflowering Couch Magnet

Super Dense Auto

Super Dense Auto is what happens when breeders get tired of

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Personality

Super Diesel

Meet Super Diesel, the strain that can't decide if it wants

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Super Drip

Super Drip is the cannabis equivalent of a velvet tracksuit:

THC 22-28%
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🦨 Hybrid

Super Duper Skunk

The name sounds like a 5-year-old hyped on sugar, but the we

THC 20-23%
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⚡ Speed-Run Hybrid

Super Early

The espresso shot of cannabis—Super Early finishes flowering

THC 15-20%
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🟣 Old-School Couch Glue

Super Extra Skunk

The strain that taught your dad what "skunky" actually means

THC 18%
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🔥 Boutique Hybrid with Identity Issues

Super Fire

Super Fire is the cannabis equivalent of a SoundCloud rapper

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Garlic-Banana Couch Magnet

Super Fly

Imagine if a banana cream pie had a one-night stand with a g

THC 20-28%
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⚖️ 60/40 Hybrid (Indica-leaning)

Super Freak

Super Freak is the strain that shows up to the party wearing

THC 20%
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🍏 55/45 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Super Fried Applez

Imagine if a Granny Smith apple got drunk at a frat party an

THC 20%
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🍇 Balanced Hybrid

Super Fruit

Imagine if your favorite tropical smoothie got a PhD in mole

THC 22-25%

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