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🍭 Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock Candy)

Sweet Siren

Sweet Siren is the Willy Wonka golden ticket of indicas—30%

THC 30%

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🟢 Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Sweet Skunk

Meet Sweet Skunk, the strain that took classic roadkill funk

THC 18%

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🟢 Sativa

Sweet Skunk

Meet Sweet Skunk, the sativa that smells like your roommate’

THC 18%

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🍭🦨 Hybrid

Sweet Skunk

Imagine Willy Wonka hot-boxing Pepé Le Pew's car—that's Swee

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Indica (That Acts Like It Drank 3 Red Bulls)

Sweet Skunk

Sweet Skunk is the strain equivalent of putting a tutu on a

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Sweet Skunk Auto

Sweet Seeds took old-school skunk funk, bolted on Red Poison

THC 15-20%

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🟩 Autoflower Hybrid

Sweet Skunk Automatic

Meet the strain for people who think waiting 12 weeks for we

THC 15%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Sweet Skunk by Brothers Grimm

Imagine if a skunk took a bath in lemon Pledge, then rolled

THC 18%

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🟢 Pure Sativa Menace

Sweet Skunk by Peak Seeds BC

The strain that proves you can put lipstick on a skunk and s

THC 18%

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🟢 Couch-Lite Indica

Sweet Skunk CBD

Imagine your classic Skunk had a midlife crisis, discovered

THC 8-15%

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⚫ Lightning-Fast Couch Glue

Sweet Skunk F1 Fast Version

The Usain Bolt of indicas, bred to finish flowering faster t

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Sweet SkunkBerry

Imagine if a skunk broke into a Jamba Juice and decided to s

THC 18-24%

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🍬 Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Sweet Smile

Mephisto’s Sweet Smile is basically the cannabis equivalent

THC 15-25%

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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Sweet Soma

Sweet Soma is what happens when breeders decide "relaxing" i

THC 20-25%

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🍭 Balanced Auto-Flower Hybrid

Sweet Soul

Sweet Soul is what happens when breeders let ruderalis, indi

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Autoflower Hybrid

Sweet Sour Cream Auto

Imagine if a lemon tart and a diesel truck had a baby that g

THC 18-22%

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⚫ Pure Indica Powerhouse

Sweet Sour Heaven By Master Thai

Master Thai’s Sweet Sour Heaven is what happens when a legen

THC 25%

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🟣 Couch-Locked Indica

Sweet Sow

Sweet Sow is the strain equivalent of eating cake in a beanb

THC 18%

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🤖 Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Sweet Special Auto

Sweet Special Auto is what happens when breeders decide to d

THC 20%

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⚡ Speed-Run Indica

Sweet Special F1 Fast Version

The espresso shot of indicas: same couch-lock, half the wait

THC 18-22%

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🍭 Couch-Lock Candy Indica

Sweet Splash

Imagine Willy Wonka got high and bred weed instead of chocol

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Candy-Coated Hybrid

Sweet Sputty

Imagine Willy Wonka bred weed instead of chocolate—that’s Sw

THC 18-24%

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🧀 Couch-Lock Cheddar

Sweet Stinky Cheese

Imagine if a wheel of Limburger went on a Tinder date with a

THC 18%

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🍭 Dessert Hybrid

Sweet Stripes

Imagine shoving a candy cane, a scoop of gelato, and your hi

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Sweet Sugar

Imagine Willy Wonka and Snoop Dogg had a baby, and that baby

THC 20-25%

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🍬 Sativa Sugar Rush

Sweet Sugar Haze

Old Dutch Genetics basically took a sugar high and turned it

THC 18%

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⚫ Indica-Dominant Dessert

Sweet Sunday Bourbon

Imagine if a sundae crashed into a bourbon barrel and decide

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica (That Won’t Steal Your Couch)

Sweet Sunshine

Bred by Sunshine Dream Genetics, this indica is basically a

THC 18-26%

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⚡ Sativa Missile

Sweet Tai

Sweet Tai is what happens when breeders decide espresso isn'

THC 38%

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🟢 Pure Sativa

Sweet Talker

Sweet Talker is Big Nose Genetics' 18% THC love letter to pe

THC 18%

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🍊 Sativa

Sweet Tangie

Imagine your childhood orange crush got invited to a Phish s

THC 16-22%

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🍬 Balanced Hybrid

Sweet Tart

Sweet Tart is what happens when breeders get stoned and raid

THC 18-24%

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🍬 5% THC Hybrid

Sweet Tart

Sweet Tart is the strain equivalent of sugar-free gummy bear

THC 5%

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🍬 Hybrid (Afghani x Purple)

Sweet Tarts

Sweet Tarts is what happens when Willy Wonka trades the choc

THC 18-26%

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🍭 Indica

Sweet Tartz Curaleaf

Sweet Tartz is what happens when Runtz and Lemontini have to

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Lemonade

Sweet Tea Sherb

Imagine if your grandma’s sweet tea and a Cookies dispensary

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Sweet Thang

Archive Seed Bank’s Sweet Thang is the cannabis equivalent o

THC 18%

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🍭 Dessert-Hybrid Pheno #7

Sweet Thang 7

Meet phenotype #7 from the Sweet Thang line-up—basically the

THC 20-28%

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🔮 Couch-Locked Indica

Sweet Timer

Sweet Timer is the strain equivalent of your phone's Do Not

THC 20%

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💤 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Sweet Timer

Sweet Timer is Reserva Privada’s apology letter to anyone wh

THC 20-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Sweet Tini

Sweet Tini is what happens when a pastry chef and a botanist

THC 18%

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🔮 Couch-Locked Candy

Sweet Tooth

Imagine Willy Wonka bred a knockout edible with Floyd Maywea

THC 20-24%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Candy

Sweet Tooth

Imagine Willy Wonka got into weed and said, "Let's make a st

THC 20%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy

Sweet Tooth

Sweet Tooth is the strain that convinced your dentist to sta

THC 20-24%

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🍭 Couch-Lock Candy Indica

Sweet Tooth

Imagine stealing the blueberry gum from Violet Beauregarde,

THC 16-20%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Candy

Sweet Tooth #4 IBL

Sweet Tooth #4 IBL is MisterD Farmhouse’s love letter to any

THC 18-22%

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🔮 Certified Couch Magnet

Sweet Tooth 11

Sweet Tooth 11 is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanke

THC 15-25%

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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Sweet Tooth 3

Sweet Tooth 3 is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket

THC 18%