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Strain Reviews

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🟣 Indica

Sweets

Karma Genetics dropped Sweets in 2023 and basically said, “L

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Sweets Biker

Karma Genetics' Sweets Biker is the motorcycle gang your tas

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy

Sweets X DC

Imagine Willy Wonka got paranoid and locked himself in a gro

THC 18%

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🍪 Indica-Dominant Dessert Disaster

Sweettooth Cookies

Imagine if Willy Wonka hot-boxed a Keebler treehouse. Sweett

THC 16-22%

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🔮 Couch-Lock in Fast-Forward

Sweety Automatic

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a microwave burrito: Sweety

THC 18%

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⚡ Low-Tolerance Hybrid

Swervin By Cosmic Wisdom

Meet Swervin: the strain that promises cosmic wisdom but del

THC 8%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Swing Kid

Swing Kid is what happens when Riot Seeds can't pick between

THC 18-24%

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🌀 Boutique Hybrid

Swirly Temple

Imagine gelato and a sandalwood incense stick had a love chi

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Swish by Unknown or Legendary

Swish is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who shows up

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Swish Cheese

Imagine if a wheel of Swiss and a skunk had a baby who grew

THC 18%

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⚫ Couch-Locked Indica

Swisher by Taylormade Selections

Meet the strain that makes your couch feel like a memory-foa

THC 18-22%

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🟢 Pure Sativa

Swiss Bliss

Meet Swiss Bliss, the strain that turns your couch into a sk

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Locking Cake Monster

Swiss Cake

Imagine Little Debbie and Snoop Dogg collaborated on a snack

THC 20-32%

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🧀 Indica That Smells Like Your Gym Socks' Final Form

Swiss Cheese

Swiss Cheese is what happens when Nepalese landrace and Skun

THC 18-22%

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🧀 Indica (Auto-Flowering)

Swiss Cheese Automatic

Imagine if a wheel of Emmentaler got drunk, joined a gym, an

THC 20%

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🟢 Swiss Sativa

Swiss Dream

Swiss Dream is what happens when Swiss precision meets sativ

THC 15-25%

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🤖 CBD-Rich Autoflower Hybrid

Swiss Dream Auto CBD

Ever wanted to smoke the cannabis equivalent of a discreet S

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant (with a Swiss Bank Account of CBD)

Swiss Dream CBD

Meet the strain that’s basically a Ricola commercial you can

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Swiss Dream Rosa Auto CBD

Imagine if Switzerland made a weed strain that flowers faste

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Old-Money Sativa

Swiss Gold

The strain equivalent of a secret Swiss bank account: nobody

THC 18%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Swiss Kiss

Europe's answer to "I want energy but also want to chill." S

THC 18%

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🟣 65% Indica Hybrid

Swiss Miss

Swiss Miss is what happens when Crockett Family Farms decide

THC 18%

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🟣 85% Indica Couch-Lock Express

Swiss Miss

Swiss Miss is essentially your grandma’s secret brownie reci

THC 20%

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🔶 Swiss-Balanced Hybrid

Swiss Miss

Imagine if a Swiss chocolatier got high and accidentally inv

THC 15-25%

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🍫 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Swiss Miss

Swiss Miss is what happens when Switzerland’s neutrality pol

THC 18-24%

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⚪️ Mysterious Snowy Indica

Swiss Miss

Bred by “Unknown or Legendary” (translation: some guy named

THC 15-25%

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🏔️ Alpine Hybrid

Swiss Miss

Meet Swiss Miss—the strain that treats a Swiss downpour like

THC 18-20%

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🥴 Balanced Hybrid

Swiss Miss x Skunk by El Clandestino

Imagine your favorite Swiss chocolate bar had a one-night st

THC 18%

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🔵 Classic Couch-Lock Indica

Swiss Nepali

Helvetic Seeds took ancient Nepali genetics and Swiss-army-k

THC 20%

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🟣 Heavy Indica

Swiss Nepali

Imagine a Swiss watchmaker and a Himalayan sherpa got stoned

THC 18%

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🟣 Autoflowering Indica (a.k.a. Micro-Dose Mountain)

Swiss Ryder

Meet Swiss Ryder, the strain that treats THC like it's on a

THC 5-7%

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🔵 Pure Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock Express)

Swiss Skunk

Swiss Skunk is what happens when breeders ask, "What if we m

THC 15-20%

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🟣 Alpine Couch-Lock

Swiss Skunk by Helvetic Seeds

Swiss Skunk is what happens when a meticulous Swiss watchmak

THC 18%

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🧘‍♂️ CBD Couch-Slayer

Swiss Tsunami

Swiss Tsunami is the yoga instructor of weed—flexible, mello

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Euro Sativa

Swiss Xt

Imagine if a Swiss banker smoked a joint and decided to rede

THC 20%

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⚖️ 55/45 Hybrid

Switchblade Zkittlez

Imagine Skittles and a switchblade had a baby that grew up t

THC 20%

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🔵 Pure Indica

Swizerland Indica

Meet the strain that took five years to breed because appare

THC 20%

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🌞 Swiss Army Sativa

Swizerland Sativa

Meet the Red Bull of cannabis—this 18% THC Swiss sativa will

THC 18%

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🔥 Balanced Hybrid (Leg Day Optional)

SwolFire

SwolFire is what happens when a PNW breeder skips leg day an

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Swooner

Meet Swooner, the strain that hits like a weighted blanket s

THC 20%

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⚖️ 55/45 Hybrid

Sybot

The Goldilocks of weed—Sybot hits that sweet spot between "I

THC 18-22%

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🌈 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Syd Barrett

Named after the guy who made psychedelic rock weird (in the

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Symbiote Stash

Humminbird Genetics finally created the Venom of weed—this 5

THC 20-25%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Classic

Synchronicity

Synchronicity is what happens when breeders decide your legs

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Full-Bodied Couch-Lock Indica

Syncretism No 1

Gage Green Genetics’ love letter to horizontal life—Syncreti

THC 18%

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🌞 Sativa

Synergy by Bodhi Seeds

Meet Synergy, Bodhi Seeds’ attempt to turn your brain into a

THC 18%

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🟣 Boutique Mystery Indica

Synonym Yumz

Synonym Yumz sounds like a rejected cereal mascot, but this

THC 28%

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⚖️ 60/40 Balanced Hybrid

Synthesis by Sankara Seeds

Meet the Frankenstein's monster of weed: Synthesis, the stra

THC 20%