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🤖 Ancient Robot Hybrid

Syria

A strain so old it remembers when hash was legal tender and

THC 15-25%
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🟤 Old-School Indica

Syrian

Meet Syrian—the strain that parties like it's 1499. This ind

THC 15-25%
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🟤 Levantine Time-Traveler

Syrian Landrace

Meet the strain that’s been hot-boxing the Fertile Crescent

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Auto-Flowering Indica

Syrup

Meet Syrup, the couch-locking indica that basically liquefie

THC 15%
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🔴 Couch-Locked OG

Syrup OG

Imagine Aunt Jemima and OG Kush had a baby who grew up to be

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Syrup Sunset

Imagine if IHOP and a gym locker had a baby—Syrup Sunset is

THC 18%
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🌞 Straight Sativa

Syzygy by Pathetic Genetics

Pathetic Genetics named this strain after an astronomical al

THC 20%
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☀️ Pure Sativa Sunshine

Sól Love

Meet Sól Love, the strain that turns your couch into a launc

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Indica

T 1000

T 1000 is the weed equivalent of a self-driving couch that s

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Sativa

T Dub

Meet T Dub, the strain that peaked in 2015 and never let go.

THC 15-20%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

T Flyas Diesel

T Flyas Diesel is Elev8 Seeds’ love letter to anyone who’s e

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

T Flyas OG

T Flyas OG is what happens when breeders say "let's make sit

THC 18%
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🟢 Hybrid

T Mac

T Mac is what happens when a clone-only breeder decides to p

THC 18-22%
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🔮 Boutique Indica

T Mac

T Mac is what happens when Miracle Alien Cookies gets a glow

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

T Racks

T Racks is the cannabis equivalent of a Craigslist missed co

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

T Skunk

T Skunk is Top Dawg Seeds’ love letter to everyone who’s eve

THC 18-26%
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🔵 Pure Indica Terminator

T-1000

This indica doesn't just knock you out—it time-travels to 19

THC 20-28%
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⚫ Indica Dominant

T-1000 x Mean Mug

This Nutty North Genetics creation is like if Skynet designe

THC 22%
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🔮 Sentient Purple Death Bot

T-1000 x Purple Urple IBL

Nutty North Genetics built a purple T-800 that self-terminat

THC 20-26%
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🟣 Soviet-Grade Couch-Lock Indica

T-34

Meet the T-34: the strain that makes your couch feel like it

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

T-34 by Semyanich

Named after a Soviet tank because it will absolutely roll ov

THC 22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid That Won't Shut Up

T.A.L.K.

T.A.L.K. by Goodfellas Seeds is the cannabis equivalent of t

THC 18%
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🔆 Certified Sativa (But Acts Like It Had Therapy)

T.C.C.E

T.C.C.E by Biodynamic Grown Cultivars is the strain equivale

THC 18-22%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Champion

T.K.O OG Kush

Meet the strain that literally named itself after a technica

THC 20%
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🇺🇸 50/50 Hybrid

T1 Trump

T1 Trump is the strain that somehow convinced both sativa an

THC 18%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

T1000F1

Meet the T1000F1 – the strain that makes your brain feel lik

THC 20-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

T99

Meet T99—the strain that turns your evening plans into 'even

THC 24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Table Grapes

Table Grapes is what happens when breeders try to make weed

THC 18%
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🍊 Citrus-Dominant Hybrid

Tachibana

Oni Seed Co’s Tachibana is what happens when a citrus grove

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa Dominant

Tachllta Till

Tachllta Till by Seach Medical Group is basically espresso t

THC 19-24%
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🔵 Indica (with 45% sativa in witness protection)

Tackleberry

Named after the trigger-happy cop from Police Academy, Tackl

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Couch-Locking Hybrid

Tacky Glue

Tacky Glue is what happens when In House Genetics decides du

THC 20-29%
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🟣 60/40 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Tacky Glue

Named after the mess it makes on your grinder, Tacky Glue is

THC 24%
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🔶 Super-Sticky Hybrid

Tacky Glue

Tacky Glue is what happens when a strain tries to become duc

THC 26%
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🌮 Hybrid (52% indica / 48% sativa)

Taco Burger V2

Taco Burger V2 is what happens when breeders mix Mexican res

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Tacocat

Tacocat is the strain that proves weed nerds have a sense of

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Tadow

Tadow hits like your Wi-Fi password finally worked after 45

THC 24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Tadschikistan - Mostly Indica

Meet Tadschikistan, the strain that makes your sofa feel lik

THC 20-25%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Tadschikistan Indica

A pure indica so authentic it probably has a secret Stasi fi

THC 20%
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⚪ Autoflowering Heritage Hybrid

Tadschikistan Ruderalis

This stubby little survivor from the mountains of Tajikistan

THC 12-18%
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🔵 Couch-Locking Indica

Tae Bow Kush

Tae Bow Kush is the strain equivalent of a 1990s workout VHS

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Couch-Flavored Citrus

Taffie

Crockett Family Farms took Tangie's hyperactive citrus and d

THC 21%
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🍊🟣 Citrus-Kush Hybrid

Taffie

Imagine if Tangie and LA Affie got drunk at a county fair an

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Candy Hybrid

Taffy

Imagine Willy Wonka hot-boxed the factory and named the resu

THC 20-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Taffy 4 By Nugs

Imagine cotton candy had a baby with a pine tree and that ba

THC 18%
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🔵 Indica

Taffy Tang

Taffy Tang is what happens when a candy factory and a weed f

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Tag A Longs

Tag A Longs is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who sa

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Tag A Longs

Tag A Longs is the strain equivalent of that friend who show

THC 18-22%

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