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⚖️ 50/50-ish Hybrid That Can't Pick a Side

Tahoe Kookie OG

Imagine if a Girl Scout and a lumberjack had a torrid love a

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Tahoe OG

Tahoe OG is the cannabis equivalent of getting hit by a tran

THC 20-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Tahoe OG

Tahoe OG is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket wi

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Tahoe OG

Tahoe OG is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket th

THC 24%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Tahoe OG by Master Thai

This indica is basically a weighted blanket in plant form. M

THC 20%
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🔵 CBD-Heavy Indica Chill-Pill

Tahoe OG CBD

Think Tahoe OG went to therapy, swapped the THC rage for CBD

THC 0.3-8%
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🟢 Hybrid (OG Flex)

Tahoe OG Kush

Tahoe OG Kush is what happens when OG Kush goes glamping—it'

THC 15-28%
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🌲 Couch-Lock Hybrid

Tahoe OG Kush

Tahoe OG Kush is the strain that turns your evening into a t

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (AKA Couch Glue)

Tahoe OG Kush Fem

Tahoe OG Kush Fem is the weed equivalent of a weighted blank

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Tahoe OG x Do-Si-Dos

Philosopher Seeds basically Frankensteined two fan-favorites

THC 20-25%
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🍊 Sativa

Tahoe Orange

Imagine if Lake Tahoe got drunk on orange juice and decided

THC 18%
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❄️ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Tahoe Snow

Tahoe Snow is the strain that makes you cancel plans you nev

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Tahoe Snow

Meet Tahoe Snow: the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blank

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Tahoe Truffles

Meet Tahoe Truffles—the strain that asks “What if a chocolat

THC 40%
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🗻 SoCal Hybrid

Tahquitz

Named after a rock that stoners have definitely tried to cli

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Tahquitz OG

Named after a SoCal boogeyman, Tahquitz OG is Elev8 Seeds’ a

THC 18-25%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Power-Up

Tai Berriez

Tai Berriez is what happens when mad scientists decide energ

THC 20-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Tai Wood

Meet Tai Wood—the strain that sounds like a rejected IKEA co

THC 15%
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🟢 Hybrid with Ruderalis Superpowers

Taiga

Meet Taiga, the strain that’s basically a cannabis snowmobil

THC 18%
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🌲 Northern Lights, Southern Comfort Hybrid

Taiga 2

Meet Taiga 2: the strain that gets you high enough to alphab

THC 16%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Tailspin

Tailspin by Kick Boot Seeds is the strain equivalent of an a

THC 20%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Tainted Love

Tainted Love is the strain equivalent of that ex who texts '

THC 18%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Frankenstein

Taison by VIP Seeds

Taison is the strain equivalent of a Swiss Army knife—part r

THC 18-22%
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🔥 Pure Sativa

Taita Imbabura Haze

Meet the strain that convinced a generation of stoners they

THC 18%
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🟣 93% Indica Couch-Lock Express

Tajikistan Hash Plant

Meet the strain that’s basically a time machine to 1970s Kab

THC 18%
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🔴 Pure Indica

Tajikistan Shirin Gol

This isn’t your neighbor’s basement weed—Shirin Gol is the L

THC 20%
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🔮 Pure Indica Time Machine

Tajikistani

Tajikistani is what happens when you let Central Asian farme

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Old-School Indica

Tajikistani

Tajikistani is what happens when a mountain goat and a hash

THC 16-22%
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⚫ Straight Indica

Tajikistani Hash Plant

This isn’t your neighbor’s backyard bush—Tajikistani Hash Pl

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Takashi

Takashi is Doc's Dank Seeds' attempt at creating the Switzer

THC 18%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Nerdgasm

Takeo

The Landrace Team basically wrote a PhD thesis in weed genet

THC 18-22%
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🔲 Off-Grid Kush Hybrid

Takilma Kush

Takilma Kush is the strain your conspiracy-theorist cousin i

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

Tal By Tikum Olam

Meet Tal: the strain that makes Netflix ask "Are you still w

THC 18%
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🟢 Fully Sativa, Zero Chill

Taleggio

Named after stinky Italian cheese, Taleggio is Alphakronik's

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Sativa

Talent Scout

Meet Talent Scout—the strain that turns your living room int

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Afghan-Mex Mash-Up

Taliban

A strain so politically incorrect it makes your grandma clut

THC 17-23%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Commando

Talibana

Talibana is the strain that knocks on your door at 9 PM and

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Talisman

Talisman is what happens when Gage Green Genetics decides yo

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Pure Indica (AKA Couch GPS)

Talk of Kabul

Talk of Kabul is the strain equivalent of that friend who sh

THC 18-25%
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🏁 High-Octane Hybrid

Talladega Nights

Named after Will Ferrell’s NASCAR fever dream, this hybrid l

THC 20-26%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Franken-hybrid

Tallryder by Earth Seeds

Tallryder is the cannabis equivalent of a Swiss Army knife—i

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Tally Man

Tally Man sounds like your creepy neighbor who counts his ga

THC 17-23%
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🟣 Indica (or “Tally Mon” if you’re fancy)

Tally Man

Tally Man is the strain that convinced your plug to start ca

THC 15-25%
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🍌 Dessert-Dominant Hybrid

Tally Mon

Tally Mon is what happens when Banana OG and Do-Si-Dos elope

THC 20%+
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🟢 Tropical Dessert Hybrid

Tallyman

Tallyman is what happens when banana candy and papaya hook u

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Banana Bomb

Tallymon

Tallymon is what happens when a Caribbean fruit stand and a

THC 30%
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🟡 Sativa-Dominant

Tamiami Trail

Named after Florida’s most infamous traffic jam, Tamiami Tra

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified

Tammi's Blessing

Tammi's Blessing is the botanical equivalent of a bedtime st

THC 22%

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