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🔮 Couch-Lock Express

Auto Hindu Kush

Auto Hindu Kush is what happens when a mountain mule and a s

THC 16-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock on Autopilot

Auto Hindu Kush

Auto Hindu Kush is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave me

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Auto Hindu Kush

Auto Hindu Kush is what happens when Himalayan mountain weed

THC 18%
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🟢 Autoflower Sativa

Auto Hulk OG

Meet Auto Hulk OG—the strain that skips the drama and flower

THC 19-21%
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🟢 Sativa-Leaning Auto Hybrid

Auto Hulk OG

Auto Hulk OG is the strain that grew up on gamma-irradiated

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Auto Sativa on Steroids

Auto Imperium X

Auto Imperium X is the espresso shot of autos—70-90 days see

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Auto Imperium X

Auto Imperium X is what happens when breeders get impatient

THC 15%
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🟣 Autoflowering Couch-Magnet

Auto Insomnia

Meet Auto Insomnia—the strain that turns your ceiling fan in

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Frankensteined for Sleep

Auto Insomnia

Meet Auto Insomnia, the bedtime story your brain never asked

THC 15%
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🟢 Autoflower Hybrid

Auto Island Diesel

Auto Island Diesel is what happens when you tell a classic D

THC 20%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Infused Speed Demon Hybrid

Auto Jack

Auto Jack is Dready Seeds’ apology to everyone who waited 16

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa Auto

Auto Jack

Auto Jack is Paradise Seeds’ polite apology to impatient sto

THC 15-22%
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⚙️ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Auto Jack

Meet Auto Jack—the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner

THC 15%
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⚡ 70-90 Day Speedrun Hybrid

Auto Jack Hammer

Auto Jack Hammer is what happens when breeders decide photop

THC 20%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Auto Jack Hammer

Auto Jack Hammer is what happens when breeders get impatient

THC 17%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Sativa-Leaner

Auto Jack Herer

Auto Jack Herer is what happens when cannabis royalty gets i

THC 16-21%
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⚡ Autoflowering Hybrid

Auto Jack Herer

The cannabis equivalent of a microwave burrito that somehow

THC 20%
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⚡ Auto Hybrid (Ruderalis Crash-Course)

Auto Jack Herer

Auto Jack Herer is the cannabis equivalent of a 30-minute TE

THC 16-22%
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⚡ Speed-Run Hybrid

Auto Jack Herer

Auto Jack Herer is what happens when the cannabis Hall-of-Fa

THC 15-20%
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🟣 Ruderalis-Enhanced Sativa-Leaner

Auto Jack Herer

Auto Jack Herer is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave bu

THC 15-20%
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⚡ Sativa Autoflower

Auto Jack Herer

The cannabis equivalent of Adderall wearing a pine-scented c

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Autoflower Hybrid

Auto Jack Herer

Meet the ADHD-friendly Jack Herer: same pine-citrus brain ma

THC 16-20%
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⚡ Autoflower Indica

Auto Jack Herer

The classic Jack Herer got tired of waiting for you to flip

THC 16%
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🟢 Auto-Flowering Sativa

Auto Jack Herer

Named after the patron saint of stoners who read books, Auto

THC 18%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Powered Speed Demon

Auto Jack Horrendus

Auto Jack Horrendus by Jah Seeds is what happens when breede

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Express

Auto Jack Horrendus

This auto-flowering freight train was bred for growers who w

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Autoflowering Indica

Auto Jamaica

Like Bob Marley’s ghost hot-boxed your grow tent and left yo

THC 18%
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🟢 Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Auto Jamaica

Auto Jamaica is what happens when Jamaican landrace, ruderal

THC 23%
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⚡ Fast-Flowering Kush Hybrid

Auto Jedi Kush

Auto Jedi Kush is what happens when breeders binge Star Wars

THC 15-22%
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⚔️ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Auto Jedi Kush

Auto Jedi Kush is what happens when breeders ask "What if Yo

THC 20%
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⚡ Auto Hybrid

Auto Jock Horror

This strain finishes itself faster than a teenage boy on pro

THC 21%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Auto Jock Horror

Auto Jock Horror is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave b

THC 20%
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🔶 Autoflower Sativa

Auto John Weed

Auto John Weed is the cannabis equivalent of a Red Bull with

THC 17-22%
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🟡 Auto Sativa Express

Auto John Weed

Auto John Weed is basically the cannabis equivalent of a Red

THC 18-23%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Express

Auto Kabul

Auto Kabul is basically Afghanistan's greatest hits album cr

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Auto-Flowering Indica

Auto Kabul

Auto Kabul is the cannabis equivalent of a self-driving couc

THC 18-22%
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🔫 Sativa-Dominant Autoflower

Auto Kalashnikov

Meet the strain that grew up on autoflower steroids—Auto Kal

THC 15-25%
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🔫 Hybrid with a Hair-Trigger

Auto Kalashnikov

Auto Kalashnikov is the strain equivalent of a Russian dash-

THC 22%
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🧬 Auto Hybrid with Trust Issues

Auto Kali Mist

Imagine your yoga instructor got impatient and cross-bred wi

THC 16-22%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Express

Auto Kali Mist

Auto Kali Mist is what happens when breeders ask, "What if w

THC 14-18%
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🟢 Sativa Auto

Auto Kalis Mistery

The strain so mysterious even its parents ghosted it. At a p

THC 10-12%
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🤖 Auto-Flowering Sativa Hybrid

Auto Kalis Mistery

Auto Kalis Mistery is what happens when breeders let Ruderal

THC 15-20%
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🧬 Auto-Hybrid Time Machine

Auto Kaya 47

Meet Auto Kaya 47—the ADHD love-child of AK-47 and a speed-r

THC 16-19%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Franken-hybrid

Auto Kaya 47

Auto Kaya 47 is what happens when breeders play God with rud

THC 18-26%
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⚡ Autoflower Hybrid

Auto Kerosene Krash

Auto Kerosene Krash is what happens when Dutch Passion decid

THC 20-25%
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⚡ Autoflower Indica

Auto Kerosene Krash

Dutch Passion’s Auto Kerosene Krash is what happens when a g

THC 18-22%
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⚡ Auto Hybrid

Auto King Kong

Meet Auto King Kong—the compact, resin-dripping auto that go

THC 22%
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🦧 CBD Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Auto King Kong

Meet Auto King Kong, the strain that bench-presses CBD while

THC 0.7%

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