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🧀 Autoflower Hybrid

Auto Love Cheese

Imagine UK Cheese got drunk, hooked up with a speed-dating R

THC 15-20%
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🧀 16% THC Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Auto Love Cheese

Auto Love Cheese is what happens when breeders decide your w

THC 16%
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🟢 Ruderalis-Enhanced Sativa

Auto Loveryder

The strain that put the 'auto' in 'I auto-matically need mor

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock on Autopilot

Auto Loveryder

Meet Auto Loveryder: the strain that flowers faster than you

THC 14-18%
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🪓 Autoflower Hybrid

Auto Low Viking XL

This Norse-named nugget is basically a cannabis snowmobile:

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Speed-Run Hybrid

Auto Low Widow

Meet the espresso shot of weed: Auto Low Widow finishes fast

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Autoflower

Auto Low Widow

Auto Low Widow is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave din

THC 18%
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⚡ Autoflowering Speed-Demon Hybrid

Auto Lowryder

Auto Lowryder is what happens when breeders get tired of wai

THC 16%
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⚫ Pocket-Sized Hybrid

Auto Lowryder by Linda Seeds

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner: Auto Low

THC 10-14%
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🟣 Compact Psychedelic Indica

Auto LSD

Auto LSD is the cannabis equivalent of a micro-dose that act

THC 20%
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🌈 Autoflower Hybrid

Auto LSD

Auto LSD is what happens when Dutch breeders ask, "What if w

THC 18%
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🟢 Autoflowering Sativa

Auto M8

Auto M8 is the espresso shot of autoflowers—citrusy, cerebra

THC 15-25%
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🚀 Auto-Flowering Sativa

Auto M8

Auto M8 is the cannabis equivalent of a self-driving Tesla—c

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Auto-Flowering Tricycle

Auto Mac

Auto Mac is Dutch Passion's answer to stoners who can't comm

THC 18%
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⚡ Autoflowering Hybrid

Auto Mac 1

Auto Mac 1 is what happens when Dutch Passion tells MAC 1 to

THC 20%
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⚡ Auto Hybrid

Auto Makka 47

AK-47 took a speed-running course and came back as Auto Makk

THC 14-20%
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⚡ Ruderalis Frankenstein Hybrid

Auto Makka 47

Auto Makka 47 is what happens when breeders get impatient an

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa-Leaning Autoflower

Auto Mako

Auto Mako is the espresso shot of autoflowers—fast, furious,

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Auto-Flowering “Indica” (with identity issues)

Auto Mako

Think of Auto Mako as the cannabis equivalent of a microwave

THC 13%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Autoflower

Auto Malawi x Northern Lights

Imagine your brain taking a first-class safari while your bo

THC 16-24%
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⚡ Sativa-leaning Auto Hybrid

Auto Malawi x Northern Lights

ACE Seeds crammed a Malawian rocket launcher into a Northern

THC 18-20%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Auto Malawi x Northern Lights

This strain is basically cannabis espresso—small, fast, and

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express Auto

Auto Mamba

Auto Mamba is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave burrito

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Auto Mamba

Auto Mamba is the automotive equivalent of a weighted blanke

THC 15%
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🔶 Sativa-Leaning Citrus Missile

Auto Mandarin Haze

Imagine a Haze that drank too much orange soda and decided t

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Auto-Flowering Indica (With Identity Issues)

Auto Mandarin Haze

If your dealer ghosted you mid-grow, this is the rebound rel

THC 18%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Auto Mandarina

Auto Mandarina is the lazy grower's cheat code—an 18-20% THC

THC 18-20%
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🍊 Auto-flowering Citrus Hybrid

Auto Mandarina

Auto Mandarina is the strain for people who want weed that g

THC 16%
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🍊 Citrus-Slinging Autoflower

Auto Mandarine Dream XL

The strain for people who want their weed to taste like Sunn

THC 16-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Auto Mandarine Dream XL

Imagine a clementine that went to engineering school and min

THC 18%
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⚡ Speed-Run Hybrid

Auto Mary Jane

The cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner—technically no

THC 12-20%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Auto Mary Jane

The Ministry of Cannabis basically Frankensteined together r

THC 15%
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🔵 Autoflowering Couch Magnet

Auto Mass

Auto Mass is the cannabis equivalent of a microwavable burri

THC 18%
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⚫ Auto-Hybrid

Auto Mass by Grassomatic

The training-wheels of autoflowers—Auto Mass delivers 12% TH

THC 12%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Express

Auto Massassin

Meet Auto Massassin—Critical Mass Collective’s pocket-sized

THC 17-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Autoflower

Auto Massassin

The strain that makes you question if gravity suddenly got s

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Autoflower Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock-in-a-Hurry)

Auto Massive Bud

Auto Massive Bud is the IKEA couch of cannabis—flat-packed,

THC 14-20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Auto Massive Bud

Meet Auto Massive Bud—the lazy grower's dream date. This 8-w

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Express

Auto Masszar

Auto Masszar is the indica equivalent of a weighted blanket

THC 16-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Autopilot

Auto Masszar

Imagine if a tank and a microwave had a baby—Auto Masszar is

THC 16%
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🔴 Autoflowering Couch Magnet

Auto Maxi Gom

Auto Maxi Gom is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave burr

THC 15-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express (Auto-Flowering)

Auto Maxi Gom

Auto Maxi Gom is what happens when breeders decide the world

THC 18-22%
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⚡ Soviet Auto-Hybrid

Auto Maxi Goom Tupolev

Named like a Cold War bomber that moonlights in a candy stor

THC 15-25%
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🚀 Ruderalis-Engineered Hybrid

Auto Maxi Goom Tupolev

Auto Maxi Goom Tupolev is the strain equivalent of a Soviet

THC 18-20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Auto Mazar

Meet Auto Mazar—the strain that took a centuries-old Afghan

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Auto Mazar

Auto Mazar is what happens when an Afghan hash-plant discove

THC 17-22%
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🔴 Couch-Lock on Autopilot

Auto Mazar

Auto Mazar is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Auto Mazar

Auto Mazar is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket

THC 17-22%

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