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🔵 Couch-Lock Express

Auto Mazar

Auto Mazar is basically a resinous Afghan brick that learned

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock On Autopilot

Auto Mazar

Auto Mazar is the lazy grower's ticket to Hindu Kush glory—s

THC 18%
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⚡ Auto Sativa

Auto Mazar Blue

Auto Mazar Blue is what happens when Spanish breeders decide

THC 20%
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🔵 Sativa Autoflower

Auto Mazar Blue

Meet Auto Mazar Blue—the cannabis equivalent of a Red Bull w

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Auto Mazzar

Auto Mazzar is IZI’s attempt to make a time-machine indica:

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Auto Mazzar

Auto Mazzar is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket

THC 15%
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🟣 Indica Autoflower

Auto Melon Gum

Auto Melon Gum is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave din

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Auto Hybrid

Auto Melon Gum

Dr. Underground basically gave cannabis Red Bull and a sugar

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Auto-Flowering Couch Magnet

Auto Mendo Mass

Meet the strain that flowers faster than your landlord cashe

THC 16-22%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Auto Mendo Mass

Auto Mendo Mass is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave di

THC 18%
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🍊 Day-Neutral Sativa

Auto Mimosa

Auto Mimosa is what happens when you tell a Mimosa clone to

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Express (Auto Edition)

Auto Mimosa

The strain that grew legs and learned to flower on its own s

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Citrus-Fueled Autoflower

Auto Mimosa Cocktail XXL

Meet the strain that turns your grow tent into a bottomless

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Auto-Flowering Indica (Yeah, It Parks Itself)

Auto Mimosa Cocktail XXL

Meet the strain that’s basically bottomless mimosas in plant

THC 18%
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🔫 Sativa-leaning Autoflower

Auto Mini Gun

Imagine if a Red Bull and a bonsai tree had a baby that grew

THC 16-22%
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🔫 Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Auto Mini Gun

Imagine if your morning espresso had a baby with a tactical

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Auto Mk Ultra Kush

The CIA wishes their mind-control experiments worked this fa

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Express (60% Indica)

Auto MK-Ultra Kush

Auto MK-Ultra Kush is the government experiment you actually

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Autoflowering Sativa

Auto Moby Dick

Meet the espresso shot of autoflowers—Auto Moby Dick finishe

THC 17-22%
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⚡ Auto Hybrid

Auto Moby Dick

The cannabis equivalent of a microwave burrito—quick, surpri

THC 18%
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🍦 Autoflower Hybrid

Auto Mokum's Tulip

Imagine a Gelato that learned Dutch, enrolled in a 10-week b

THC 20%
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🟣 Autoflower Indica

Auto Mokum's Tulip

This Dutch Passion speed-demon autoflower hits 20% THC while

THC 20%
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⚖️ Auto Hybrid

Auto Monster Mass

Auto Monster Mass is the cannabis equivalent of a food-truck

THC 18-22%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Auto Monster Mass

Imagine a cannabis plant that skipped leg day but showed up

THC 18-24%
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⚙️ Autoflowering Ruderalis Hybrid

Auto Montreal

Auto Montreal is Divine Seeds' answer to the question, "What

THC 8-14%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Auto Montreal

Auto Montreal is the cannabis equivalent of a microwavable p

THC 15-25%
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🌚 Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Auto Moon

Auto Moon is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner—f

THC 8-14%
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🌙 Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Auto Moon

Auto Moon is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner—z

THC 15-22%
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⚡ Autoflower Hybrid

Auto Moon Rock

Auto Moon Rock is the strain equivalent of the friend who sh

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Auto Moon Rock

Auto Moon Rock is the strain for growers who want 18% THC re

THC 18%
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🤖 Autoflower Hybrid

Auto Moscow

The Soviet Union may have collapsed, but Auto Moscow is stil

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Auto Moscow

Auto Moscow is what happens when Russian botanists get impat

THC 18%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Infused Speedrun

Auto Moxie

Auto Moxie is basically cannabis methadone for people who ca

THC 18%
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⚫ Auto-Flowering Couch Magnet

Auto Moxie

Auto Moxie is the cannabis equivalent of a self-driving couc

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Autoflowering Hybrid

Auto Mystic

Auto Mystic is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave burrit

THC 15-25%
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🌀 Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Auto Mystic

The strain for people who kill cacti but still want boutique

THC 16%
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🤖 Autoflowering Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Auto Nefertiti

Auto Nefertiti is what happens when Spanish breeders take a

THC 15-20%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Speed Hybrid

Auto Nefertiti

Auto Nefertiti is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave din

THC 14%
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🐠 Autoflowering Hybrid

Auto Nemo

Auto Nemo is the cannabis equivalent of a clownfish on espre

THC 8-14%
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⚡ Ruderalis Speed-Run Hybrid

Auto Nemo

Auto Nemo is what happens when breeders play Pokémon with ca

THC 23%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Auto New Glue XXL

Meet the strain that traded couch-lock for calendar-lock: an

THC 15%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Auto New Glue XXL

Auto New Glue XXL is basically Gorilla Glue’s overachieving

THC 25%
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🟣 Autoflower Indica (with NYC attitude)

Auto New York City

Meet Auto New York City: the tiny, loud-mouthed cousin of th

THC 15-25%
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🗽 Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Auto New York City

The strain that made Manhattan move faster: a 60-day auto th

THC 18%
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🗽 Hybrid Autoflower (CBD-forward)

Auto New York City CBD

The strain that lets you say "I'm walkin' here!" to your anx

THC 8-14%
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🤖 Auto-flowering Hybrid

Auto New York City CBD

It’s the cannabis equivalent of a New York minute: fast, lou

THC 25-30%
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⚡ Autoflowering Hybrid

Auto NHL Diesel

Victory Seeds crammed the entire Diesel experience into a mi

THC 20%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Express

Auto NHL Diesel

Auto NHL Diesel is the strain that makes you apologize to yo

THC 18%

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