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⚡ Couch-Lock Express

Auto OG Kush

The autoflowering version of the strain that made your older

THC 22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock on Autopilot

Auto OG Kush

Imagine OG Kush got impatient and bulk-ordered a time-machin

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Autoflower

Auto OG Kush by Dutch Headshop

The classic couch-crusher OG Kush, but with ADHD: flowers in

THC 19%
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⚡ Autoflower Hybrid

Auto OG Kush by Victory Seeds

The cannabis equivalent of a microwave burrito that actually

THC 18-23%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Lite™

Auto OG Medical Kush CBD

OG Kush’s little cousin who went to therapy, learned boundar

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Lite

Auto OG Medical Kush CBD

Think of it as OG Kush's responsible cousin who brings snack

THC 8-12%
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🍭 Auto Sativa Candy Bomb

Auto Oh My Gusher

Dutch Passion’s answer to "I want dessert but also want my w

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Auto Hybrid

Auto Oh My Gusher

Auto Oh My Gusher is Dutch Passion’s apology for every bag-s

THC 15-25%
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⏱️ Fast-Food Indica

Auto Oil

Auto Oil is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave burrito—r

THC 14-20%
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🟣 Auto-Flowering Couch Glue

Auto Oil

Auto Oil is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner—te

THC 16%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Auto Olympia

Auto Olympia is Pyramid Seeds’ "set it and forget it" hybrid

THC 16-21%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Auto Olympia

Auto Olympia is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinne

THC 16%
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⚫ Ruderalis-Influenced Hybrid

Auto Onyx

Auto Onyx is Seedsman's "set it and forget it" hybrid—built

THC 14%
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⚫ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Auto Onyx

Auto Onyx is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner t

THC 15-18%
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⚖️ Balanced Auto Hybrid

Auto Opium

Auto Opium is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner—

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Auto Opium

Auto Opium is what happens when breeders ask, "How lazy can

THC 22%
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🟢 Autoflower Sativa in Disguise

Auto Orange Bud

Dutch Passion basically shoved a 1980s Orange Bud into a DeL

THC 12-18%
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🍊 Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Auto Orange Bud

Imagine if Tang had a baby with a time-lapse video—Auto Oran

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Ruderalis-Enhanced Citrus Missile

Auto Orange Gum

Advance Genetic basically Frankensteined a Tic-Tac with cann

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Autoflowering Hybrid

Auto Orange Gum

Imagine if a Creamsicle got impatient and decided to grow it

THC 15%
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⚡ Autoflowering Hybrid

Auto Oregon Bud

Auto Oregon Bud is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave bu

THC 18%
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🟣 Auto-Flowering Couch-Lock

Auto Oregon Bud

Auto Oregon Bud is the cannabis equivalent of a self-driving

THC 14-20%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Infused Berry Bomb

Auto Orginal Berry

The strain that proves autoflowers can actually taste like b

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Autoflower

Auto Original

Auto Original is the cannabis equivalent of a greatest-hits

THC 18%
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⚪ Microdose Auto

Auto Original #2

Meet the strain that treats potency like a polite suggestion

THC 5%
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⚡ Autoflower Hybrid

Auto Original 47

Auto Original 47 is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave d

THC 16-22%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Auto Original Berry

Auto Original Berry is the cannabis equivalent of a particip

THC 15%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Auto Original GB XXL

Meet the strain that asks "What if your lazy Sunday indica c

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Auto Original GB XXL

Auto Original GB XXL is the cannabis equivalent of a microwa

THC 15-20%
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⚡ Fast-Food Hybrid

Auto Original Limonade Skunk

The strain that proves you can polish a skunk turd into a ci

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Autoflower

Auto Original Limonade Skunk

Imagine a skunk that went to bartending school and came back

THC 15%
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🧡 Fast-Food Citrus Hybrid

Auto Original Orange Bud

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a drive-thru orange creamsic

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Frankenstrain

Auto Original Orange Bud

Auto Original Orange Bud is basically a 75-day orange-scente

THC 20%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Auto Osiris

Auto Osiris is Pyramid Seeds’ answer to every grower who’s e

THC 14%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Auto Osiris

Auto Osiris is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner

THC 14%
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⚡ Autoflower Hybrid

Auto Ossis

Auto Ossis is Apex Seeds' "set it and forget it" strain for

THC 15-25%
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🧬 Ruderalis Franken-hybrid

Auto Ossis

Auto Ossis is what happens when breeders let ruderalis crash

THC 16-20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Auto

Auto Overdose

Auto Overdose sounds like a crime-scene report but it's actu

THC 17-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Auto Overdose

Auto Overdose is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinn

THC 18%
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⚡ Fast-Finishing Hybrid Autoflower

Auto Oxus

Auto Oxus is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner—d

THC 14-20%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Express

Auto Oxus

Auto Oxus is the cannabis equivalent of cruise control for y

THC 18%
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⚡ Speed-Run Sativa

Auto Pablo Escobar

Named after Colombia’s most notorious overachiever, this aut

THC 12-16%
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⚖️ Sativa-Ruderalis Hybrid

Auto Pablo Escobar

Named after the guy who definitely would've been in the auto

THC 12%
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🚀 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Franken-hybrid

Auto Pain No More

Auto Pain No More is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave

THC 24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Auto Pain No More

Imagine if your body had a 'mute notifications' button—Auto

THC 16-22%
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🧀 Hybrid Autoflower

Auto Parmesan

Imagine if a wheel of parmesan got high and decided to flowe

THC 15-22%
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🧀 Hybrid Auto-Flowering

Auto Parmesan

Imagine if Kraft Singles got a PhD in botany and decided to

THC 14%
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🟣 Autoflowering Indica

Auto Peace Keeper

Auto Peace Keeper is the cannabis equivalent of a British bo

THC 12-16%

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