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🔵 Couch-Lock Express (Auto-Flowering Indica)

Auto Peace Keeper

The cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket that plants it

THC 10%
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🔋 Autoflowering Indica

Auto Perfect Power Plant

Meet the strain that finishes faster than your last situatio

THC 15-25%
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🔌 Couch-Lock Express

Auto Perfect Power Plant

The houseplant that finally forgives you for forgetting to w

THC 22%
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🟣 Pocket-Sized Indica

Auto Pineapple Blue Dwarf

Think your weed habit needs a studio apartment’s worth of sp

THC 17-20%
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🟢 Pocket-Sized Hybrid

Auto Pineapple Blue Dwarf

Meet the bonsai tree of weed: Auto Pineapple Blue Dwarf. Thi

THC 15-22%
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🟣 Autoflowering Indica

Auto Pineapple Express

The set-it-and-forget-it cousin of the original Pineapple Ex

THC 25-30%
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🍍 Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Auto Pineapple Express

The autoflower that answers the eternal question: “What if P

THC 18%
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⚡ Autoflowering Hybrid

Auto Pineapple Glue

Meet the strain that finishes faster than your last situatio

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Auto-Flowering Indica

Auto Pineapple Glue

Meet Auto Pineapple Glue: the strain that finishes faster th

THC 15%
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🍍 Autoflowering Hybrid

Auto Pineapple Gum

Imagine Willy Wonka breeding weed instead of candy—Auto Pine

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Frankenhype

Auto Pineapple Gum

Black Skull Seeds' Auto Pineapple Gum is the cannabis equiva

THC 15%
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🧟‍♂️ Auto-Hybrid

Auto Pineapple Zombie

Auto Pineapple Zombie is what happens when a tropical vacati

THC 15-25%
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🧟‍♂️ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Auto Pineapple Zombie

The strain that proves robots can grow better weed than your

THC 18%
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⚡ Fast-Food Hybrid

Auto Pink Grapefruit

Short Stuff’s Auto Pink Grapefruit is the cannabis equivalen

THC 14-20%
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⚡ Fast-Finishing Hybrid

Auto Pink Grapefruit

Short Stuff Seedbank’s Auto Pink Grapefruit is what happens

THC 16%
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⚡ Fast-Food Hybrid

Auto Pipi

Auto Pipi is Pyramid Seeds’ answer to impatient stoners who

THC 16-22%
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⚡ Auto Hybrid

Auto Pipi

Auto Pipi is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner:

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Pocket-Sized Indica Spaceship

Auto Pluto

Auto Pluto is what happens when breeders decide couch-lock s

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Auto-Indica (Ruderalis-Enhanced Couch Magnet)

Auto Pluto

Auto Pluto is what happens when breeders say "what if Pluto

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Auto Pounder

Auto Pounder is the strain equivalent of a gym bro who swear

THC 22%
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🤖 Autoflower Hybrid

Auto Pounder

Auto Pounder is the cannabis equivalent of a Honda Civic: re

THC 12%
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🧀 Hybrid (Auto)

Auto Pounder With Cheese

Meet Auto Pounder With Cheese, the strain that sounds like a

THC 20%
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🧀 Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Auto Pounder With Cheese

Imagine if someone bred a wheel of Limburger with a time-lap

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Express

Auto Power

Meet Auto Power, the couch’s best friend that grows itself b

THC 15-20%
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🔋 Beginner-Friendly Autoflower Indica

Auto Power

Auto Power is the cannabis equivalent of a self-cleaning ove

THC 12%
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🤖 Auto Hybrid

Auto Power Plant

Auto Power Plant is what happens when Dutch breeders decide

THC 15-22%
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⚡ Autoflowering Hybrid

Auto Power Plant

Auto Power Plant is Dutch Passion's answer to "I want dank w

THC 18-22%
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⚡ Sativa Autoflower

Auto Power Plant

Imagine your most productive friend decided to become a weed

THC 16-22%
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⚡ Beginner-Proof Hybrid

Auto Power Plant

The strain for people who kill cacti but still want homegrow

THC 15%
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⚡ Autoflower Hybrid

Auto Psychedelic

Auto Psychedelic is the impatient stoner’s dream: a speed-ru

THC 16-22%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Frankenstein

Auto Psychedelic

Imagine if your houseplant got a liberal arts degree and now

THC 15%
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🟣 Autoflower Hybrid

Auto Purple

The cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner that somehow t

THC 14-19%
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🟣 Ruderalis Speed-Run Hybrid

Auto Purple

Auto Purple is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner

THC 18%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Auto Purple Affie

Imagine if Afghan hash had a baby with a moody berry bush an

THC 16-22%
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🟣 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Frankenstein

Auto Purple Affie

Auto Purple Affie is the cannabis equivalent of a speed-run

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Adjacent Auto Indica

Auto Purple Amnesia

Meet the strain that forgot to be a sativa. Auto Purple Amne

THC 12-18%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Auto Purple Amnesia

Meet the strain that forgot to be difficult. Auto Purple Amn

THC 18%
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🟣 Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Auto Purple Bud

Europe’s answer to "I want purple weed but I kill plants"—Au

THC 16-18%
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🟣 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Frankensteins Monster

Auto Purple Bud

Auto Purple Bud is the cannabis equivalent of a participatio

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Auto Hybrid

Auto Purple by Pyramid Seeds

Auto Purple is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner

THC 20%
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🟣 Autoflower Hybrid

Auto Purple Couskush

Auto Purple Couskush is Zamnesia’s attempt at a photoperiod

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Auto Purple Couskush

Meet Purple Couskush: the lazy grower's purple pride that fi

THC 15%
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🟣 Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Auto Purple Diesel

Auto Purple Diesel by Advanced Seeds is what happens when a

THC 10-12%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Curious Hybrid

Auto Purple Diesel

Auto Purple Diesel is what happens when breeders lock a shy

THC 18%
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⚖️ Low-THC Autoflower Hybrid

Auto Purple Glam Kush

The strain equivalent of a sequined fanny pack—flashy, compa

THC 9-11%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Auto Purple Glam Kush

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a drag queen in a hurry: Aut

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Auto-Flower Hybrid

Auto Purple Gorilla

Short Stuff’s Auto Purple Gorilla is the cannabis equivalent

THC 15-20%
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⚖️ Autoflower Hybrid

Auto Purple Gorilla

Short Stuff’s autoflowering diva hits 32% THC faster than yo

THC 32%

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