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🟪 Ruderalis-Infused Naptime

Auto Purple Kush

The training wheels of purple weed. At 9% THC it won’t send

THC 9%
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🟣 Ruderalis-Indica Franken-kush

Auto Purple Kush

The strain that proves you can teach an old Kush new tricks—

THC 16%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Indica

Auto Purple Kush by Linda Seeds

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket that grew

THC 16-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express (Autoflowering)

Auto Purple OG Punch

The strain that proves you can have your purple drank and sm

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Auto-Hybrid Couch Magnet

Auto Purple OG Punch

Think Purple Punch and OG had a speed-running baby, then tau

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Franken-hybrid

Auto Purple Opium

Auto Purple Opium is the cannabis equivalent of a mullet: pu

THC 18%
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🟣 Auto Hybrid

Auto Purple Punch

Auto Purple Punch is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave

THC 18-23%
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🟣 Autoflowering Indica

Auto Purple Punch

Imagine Purple Punch got impatient, swallowed a Red Bull, an

THC 20%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Franken-hybrid

Auto Purple Punch

Imagine if Willy Wonka bred weed instead of candy and had a

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Locking Indica (But Chill About It)

Auto Purple Rich CBD

Meet the strain that dresses like royalty and acts like your

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Couch-Locked & Chill

Auto Purple Rich CBD

Meet the strain that parties like a librarian—quiet, purple,

THC 7-10%
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🎨 Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Auto Purple Sunset

If Barney the Dinosaur got a gym membership and decided to b

THC 15-20%
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⚡ Hybrid Auto

Auto Purple Sunset

Auto Purple Sunset is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave

THC 22%
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🟣 Auto-Flower Indica

Auto Purple Wreck

DNA Genetics took Purple Urkle’s sleepy grape punch and Trai

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Ruderalis-Indica Couch Magnet

Auto Purple Wreck

The lazy grower's dream date: a purple knockout that finishe

THC 18-24%
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🌈 Ruderalis-Speed Hybrid

Auto Purps

Auto Purps is the microwave dinner of purple weed—fast, fool

THC 15-22%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Franken-hybrid

Auto Purps

Auto Purps is the cannabis equivalent of a self-driving Tesl

THC 18%
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⚖️ Autoflowering Hybrid

Auto Pyramid

Auto Pyramid is Pyramid Seeds' "set it and forget it" autofl

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Autopilot

Auto Pyramid

The IKEA couch of autoflowers: cheap, functional, and arrive

THC 15%
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⚡ Auto Everything Hybrid

Auto Pyramid II

Spain’s Pyramid Seeds made a sequel nobody asked for but eve

THC 15-25%
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🟤 Ruderalis-Heavy Hybrid

Auto Pyramid II

Meet the Camry of cannabis: dependable, boring, and somehow

THC 15%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Enhanced Sativa

Auto Rainbow Bubble

Auto Rainbow Bubble is the cannabis equivalent of a sugar-ru

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Auto-Flowering Couch Magnet

Auto Rainbow Bubble

Meet the strain that finishes flowering before you finish yo

THC 25%
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⚡ Speed-Run Hybrid

Auto Ramses

Meet Auto Ramses, the strain that treats flowering like a sp

THC 10-20%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Auto Ramses

Auto Ramses is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner

THC 18%
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🦍 Autoflowering Hybrid

Auto Real Gorill4

Meet the strain that says "why wait 12 weeks when you can ge

THC 15-25%
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🟤 Fast-Food Hybrid

Auto Real Gorill4

Meet Auto Real Gorill4—the cannabis equivalent of a microwav

THC 14%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Ménage à Trois

Auto Red Russian XXL

Think Putin riding a bear through your grow tent—compact, su

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Ménage à Trois

Auto Red Russian XXL

Imagine Stalin’s favorite fruit salad got cross-bred with a

THC 18-22%
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🟠 Autoflower Sativa-Dominant

Auto Red Tropicana Cookies

Dutch Passion’s answer to "I want my weed to look like a cri

THC 18-25%
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⚡ Autoflowering Hybrid

Auto Reek'n

Auto Reek'n is the strain that screams "I just bathed in die

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Auto-Flower

Auto Reek'n

Auto Reek'n is what happens when breeders decide to weaponiz

THC 22%
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🔵 Couch-Locked Autoflower

Auto Relax

Auto Relax is Dispensario’s attempt at growing a weighted bl

THC 20-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Auto Relax

Meet Auto Relax, the strain that treats your calendar like a

THC 16%
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🤖 Auto Hybrid

Auto Runtz

Auto Runtz is what happens when breeders give Runtz a Red Bu

THC 20-30%
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🍭 Fast-Acting Hybrid

Auto Runtz by Mr. Hide Seeds

Auto Runtz is what happens when Runtz takes an espresso shot

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Autoflowering Hybrid

Auto Russian

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a Lada Niva: small, indestru

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Auto Hybrid

Auto Russian

Auto Russian is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinne

THC 15-20%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Heavy Hybrid

Auto Russian

Auto Russian is what happens when breeders trap indica, sati

THC 15%
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🛰️ Pocket-Sized Indica

Auto Satelles

Imagine if a stealth drone and a Kush plant had a baby—Auto

THC 15-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Auto Satelles

Auto Satelles is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blank

THC 15-20%
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🟣 Auto-Flowering Couch Magnet

Auto Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies’ impatient cousin who shows up to the bak

THC 16-22%
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⚪ Pocket-Sized Indica

Auto Scout Cookies

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a bite-size brownie that pun

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Ruderalis Speedrun Hybrid

Auto Scratch

Meet Auto Scratch, the cannabis equivalent of a microwave di

THC 15-20%
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⚙️ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Auto Scratch

Auto Scratch is Mamut Seeds’ answer to impatient stoners who

THC 18-20%
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🌴 Ruderalis-Influenced Hybrid

Auto Seemango

Auto Seemango is Victory Seeds' love letter to impatient sto

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Auto-flowering Sativa

Auto Seemango

Auto Seemango is Victory Seeds' attempt to turn a mango smoo

THC 14%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Auto SFV OG

Dutch Passion took the legendary San Fernando Valley OG Kush

THC 15-20%

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