🌿 Strain Encyclopedia

51,970 Brutally Honest
Strain Reviews

Every popular strain, described the way your friend would. Not the way a dispensary menu would.

🔍

All Strains — Page 1021

🌿
🔥 Franken-Hybrid From Hell

Tsi Fly X Hashplant 2

Tsi Fly X Hashplant 2 is what happens when breeders play god

THC 22-28%
🌿
🟢 All-Sativa Rocket Fuel

Tsipouro

Named after the Greek moonshine that makes grandpas dance on

THC 20-25%
🌿
🍇 Mediterranean Mystery Hybrid

Tsipouro

Named after a booze that can strip paint and start spontaneo

THC 15-25%
🌿
🔭 Extraterrestrial Sativa

Tsoukalos

Named after the guy whose hair defies gravity and whose theo

THC 15-25%
🌿
🍑🍋 Mystery Hybrid

Tsour Apricot

Tsour Apricot is what happens when a sour diesel hookup and

THC 15-25%
🌿
🟣 Couch-Locked Ruderalis

Tsubd Auto F3

Seattle Chronic Seeds basically gave Ruderalis a Red Bull an

THC 14%
🌿
🟢 Sativa

Tsunami

Meet Tsunami, the sativa that hits like a kiddie-pool wave r

THC 15-20%
🌿
🟢 Low-THC Indica

Tsunami

Tsunami sounds like it'll wreck you, but this CBD-heavy indi

THC 8-15%
🌿
🌊 Low-THC Couchlock

Tsunami by In House Genetics

The strain that proves you don't need sky-high THC to tsunam

THC 10-15%
🌿
🔵 Indica-Dominant Hybrid (55/45)

Tsunami Express

Enlightened Genetics calls this 55% indica ‘balanced,’ which

THC 18-22%
🌿
🌊 Pure Sativa

Tsunami Haze

Quantamon Seeds basically bottled a Red Bull commercial and

THC 18%
🌿
🌊 Couch-Lock Tsunami

Tsunami Kush

Tsunami Kush is what happens when Sour Tsunami and OG Kush h

THC 16-25%
🌿
🟢 CBD Tsunami (Sativa)

Tsunami Weed

Meet the only "weed" your narc dad might approve of: Tsunami

THC 20-20%
🌿
⚡ Sativa Tsunami

Tsurebral Wave

Tsurebral Wave is what happens when Enlightened Genetics ask

THC 20-25%
🌿
⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

TTRS

Meet TTRS, the strain that parties like a sativa then crashe

THC 18-24%
🌿
⚡ Mystery Hybrid

TTRS

TTRS is basically the cannabis equivalent of a burner phone—

THC 15-25%
🌿
⚡ Sativa

Tuco by Hyp3rids

Tuco is the strain that convinced your introvert friend to s

THC 20-24%
🌿
🟢 Sativa

Tuco by Pompous Seeds

Meet Tuco—the strain that convinces you reorganizing your so

THC 18%
🌿
⚫ Pure Indica

Tuff Cookie

Tuff Cookie is basically what happens when Girl Scout cookie

THC 25%
🌿
⚡ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Franken-hybrid

Tugy D Diesel

Imagine if a diesel truck, a pine forest, and a citrus grove

THC 22%
🌿
🔥 Pure Sativa Powerhouse

Tumbamula

Tumbamula is what happens when Seedbleed decides coffee is f

THC 22%
🌿
🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Tumble Weed

Tumble Weed is the strain that looks like it just blew in fr

THC 20%
🌿
🟣 Indica

Tumz Weed

Tumz Weed is the strain that sounds like you already ate too

THC 15-25%
🌿
🐟 Indica (Yes, really)

Tuna Breath

Tuna Breath is the strain that answers the age-old question:

THC 18%
🌿
🐟 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Tuna Breath

Imagine a gas-slicked tuna can rolled in OG cookies and left

THC 20%
🌿
🐟 Pure Indica

Tuna God

Named by someone who clearly lost a dare, Tuna God is the st

THC 20%
🌿
🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Tuna Kush

Imagine OG Kush went on a fishing trip and forgot deodorant.

THC 18-23%
🌿
🐟 Couch-Lock OG

Tuna Kush

Imagine Bubba Kush got drunk on a dock and mated with a can

THC 18%
🌿
🐟 Pure Indica

Tuna Kush by Scott Family Farms

Imagine opening a can of expired sardines, then discovering

THC 18-26%
🌿
🔴 Couch-Lock in a Can

Tuna Kush x Atomic NL

The lovechild of stinky Tuna Kush and radioactive Atomic NL,

THC 18%
🌿
🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Tuna Kush x Atomic NL

Scott Family Farms took BC's dankest tuna can weed and nucle

THC 15-25%
🌿
🟣 Auto-Flowering Indica

Tundra

Tundra is Dutch Passion’s ‘set it and forget it’ indica—basi

THC 15-25%
🌿
🔵 Ruderalis-Indica Frankensteins

Tundra 2

Meet Tundra 2, the strain that treats frostbite like a spa d

THC 18%
🌿
⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Tundra Sauce

Meet Tundra Sauce—the strain that couldn't pick a lane, so i

THC 18-22%
🌿
🟣 Certified Couch-Magnet

Tunnel Of Love

Tunnel of Love promises a romantic ride but mostly drops you

THC 20%
🌿
🔮 Couch-Lock Laser Beam

Tunnel Vision

This Cajun Style Genetics sleeper hit doesn’t ask permission

THC 18-26%
🌿
🔴 Couch-Lock OG

Tupac

Named after the patron saint of 90s weed anthems, Tupac by P

THC 18%
🌿
🔵 Chill-Out Indica

TupaCBD

TupaCBD is what happens when Michigan breeders ask, 'What if

THC 15-25%
🌿
🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Tupelo Honey

Tupelo Honey is the boutique strain that sounds like a South

THC 15-25%
🌿
🟣 Pure Indica

Turban Garlic

Red Scare Seed Company's Turban Garlic is what happens when

THC 18%
🌿
⚡ Balanced Hybrid

Turbo BBC

Meet Turbo BBC—the only strain that sounds like a porn parod

THC 18-24%
🌿
🔵 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Turbo Blueberry

Imagine your grandma's blueberry cobbler got possessed by a

THC 18-24%
🌿
🚗 Hybrid (Auto-Pilot Engaged)

Turbo Bud

The Fast & Furious of weed—Turbo Bud flowers in 7-9 weeks wh

THC 18%
🌿
🧀 Hybrid (a.k.a. Speedy Fromage)

Turbo Cheese

Turbo Cheese is what happens when someone looked at regular

THC 18-22%
🌿
🔥 50/50 Hybrid

Turbo Crasher

Mallorca Breeders spent three years perfecting this Cookies

THC 20-27%
🌿
⚖️ Hybrid

Turbo Cupz

Turbo Cupz is what happens when Willy Wonka hotboxes a racec

THC 20%
🌿
⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Turbo Cupz

Turbo Cupz is the strain equivalent of flooring a Tesla in a

THC 22-30%
🌿
⚡ Ruderalis-Powered Hybrid

Turbo De Verano

A Franken-breed of 40% ruderalis, 30% indica, 30% sativa—bas

THC 18%

Tired of Laughing?
Actually Find Good Weed.

WeedVader is the cannabis discovery platform that actually helps you find what you're looking for. No jokes. Well, maybe some jokes.

🚀 Try WeedVader.com