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🟢 Sativa

Turbo Diesel

Imagine if your local Chevron started selling rocket fuel th

THC 18%
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⚡️ Balanced Hybrid

Turbo Diesel

Meet Turbo Diesel, the strain that took Gorilla Glue's couch

THC 18-22%
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⚡ Sativa-Lean Hybrid

Turbo Diesel

Turbo Diesel is Sour Diesel’s over-caffeinated cousin who sh

THC 19-25%
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⚡ Couch-Lock Express

Turbo Express

Named like a budget airline but flying strictly cargo-class

THC 18%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Turbo Jack

Turbo Jack is AC Genetics’ love letter to impatient growers

THC 18%
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🚀 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Turbo Mind Warp

MTG Seeds basically created cannabis Red Bull. One hit and y

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Express

Turbo OG

Turbo OG is what happens when OG Kush drinks a Four Loko and

THC 20-26%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Turbo Punch

Turbo Punch is what happens when a diesel truck crashes into

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Hybrid

Turbo Widow

Turbo Widow is what happens when Fast & Furious Seeds decide

THC 18%
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🚀 Z-Fueled Boutique Hybrid

Turboz

Turboz is the strain that made dispensaries adopt Supreme-st

THC 20-30%
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🔥 Sativa That Forgot It Was Sativa

Turbulent Juice

Turbulent Juice is what happens when breeders lock themselve

THC 22-26%
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🟢 Geek-Chic Sativa

Turing

Named after the guy who cracked the Enigma, Turing by Super

THC 15%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

Turk 182

Turk 182 is the strain that asks, "Why stand when you can si

THC 18%
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🦃 Balanced Hybrid

Turking

Turking is what happens when Farmer Fly tries to breed a str

THC 18-22%
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🔮 Ancient Indica

Turkish

An indica so old-school it probably remembers the fall of Co

THC 18%
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🟣 OG Indica Time Machine

Turkish Black Sea

This isn’t your neighbor’s basement weed—this is cannabis th

THC 18-26%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Sultan

Turkish Gummie

An 18% THC sedative straight out of Istanbul that smacks har

THC 18-24%
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🟠 Pure Indica Time Machine

Turkish Landrace

This isn’t your dispensary’s designer baby—Turkish Landrace

THC 15%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Turkle

Turkle is what happens when breeders decide the world needs

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Turkman Valley

Imagine if a Persian rug could get you high—Turkman Valley i

THC 18-25%
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🟢 Sativa

Turner Dodge

The strain that convinced an entire podcast audience to simu

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Turner Dodge Bx1

Turner Dodge BX1 is GLK Genetics' attempt at making the Swis

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa (a.k.a. Productivity's Worst Enemy)

Turnover

Turnover is Purple City Genetics' middle finger to your 9-to

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Turnt by Solfire Gardens

After 50+ breeding experiments, Solfire Gardens finally crac

THC 18%
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🔥 Indica That Smells Like a Hardware Store

Turpentine By The Fire Department

Imagine huffing a freshly opened can of paint thinner and th

THC 18%
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🟢 Pine-Sol Kush

Turpentine OG

Imagine if OG Kush got a job at an industrial janitorial sup

THC 20-26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Turpentine OG by The Fire Department

Imagine licking a pine-sol-soaked rag while your body melts

THC 30-40%
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🟢⚪ 50/50 Hybrid

Turquoise Jeep

Meet Turquoise Jeep—the strain that looks like it drove stra

THC 18%
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🔵 Balanced Hybrid

Turtle Island

Turtle Island is the cannabis equivalent of a yoga retreat o

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Leaning Dessert Cultivar

Turtle Pie

Turtle Pie is the love-child of Gelato and Wedding Cake that

THC 20%
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🍬 Hybrid

Turtle Taffy

Imagine a caramel turtle crawled into your grinder and decid

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-leaning Gelato Cousin

Tuscan Gelato

Tuscan Gelato is basically Gelato that did a semester abroad

THC 27-30%
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🔵 Indica (that thinks it's balanced)

Tuskadaro

Tuskadaro is Scapegoat Genetics' attempt at making an indica

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. Schrödinger's Couch-Lock)

Tussin

Named after the cough syrup your dumb cousin chugged in high

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

Tutankhamon

Named after a guy who died at 19 yet still parties harder th

THC 20%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Tutankhamon X Gorilla Glue

Meet the love-child of a laser-focused AK-47 and the resin-d

THC 21-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Tutankhamon X Runtz

Imagine if a 3,000-year-old mummy raided Willy Wonka’s facto

THC 22-27%
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🔮 Indica-Dominant

Tutti Candy By Zmoothiez

Imagine your childhood candy store got blackout drunk and ma

THC 18%
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🌈 Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Tutti Frutti

Flash Seeds basically bred a tropical smoothie that gets you

THC 22%
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🌈 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Tutti Frutti

Meet the strain that sounds like a 1950s ice cream flavor bu

THC 17-24%
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🌈 Dessert-Dominant Hybrid

Tutti Gelato

Imagine your dentist’s worst nightmare got crossed with a to

THC 22-28%
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🌚 Formal Nighttime Indica

Tuxedo

Tuxedo is what happens when your weed shows up overdressed f

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

Twa Bhangi

Meet Twa Bhangi, the strain that dresses like a sativa but p

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Twang

Imagine chewing pink Bazooka while getting hugged by a weigh

THC 18%
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⚖️ Split-Personality Hybrid

Twang Twins

Twang Twins is the strain equivalent of texting your ex at 2

THC 18%
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🍊 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Twangie

Twangie is what happens when Tangie gets drunk on diesel fue

THC 25-27%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Twart

Twart is what happens when breeders get impatient and splice

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch Magnet

Twat Waffle

Named like a drag-queen brunch special, Twat Waffle is the i

THC 18-22%

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