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Strain Reviews

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🧇 Balanced Hybrid

Twat Wafflez

Twat Wafflez sounds like something you'd drunkenly order at

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Twenty Four

Twenty Four is Nirvana Seeds' not-so-subtle nod to the 24-ou

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Twerpz by Cosmic Wisdom

Twerpz is what happens when a mad scientist locks himself in

THC 20%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Twice Baked Runtz

Imagine if your favorite bakery got a cannabis license and z

THC 25-30%

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🍰 Couch-Lock Confection

Twice Cream Cake

Imagine Ice Cream Cake got greedy and went back for seconds—

THC 20-28%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Twilight

Twilight is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket an

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Twilight Aura

Twilight Aura is the cannabis equivalent of a secret speakea

THC 22-30%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Twin City Titties

Twin City Titties is what happens when a breeder names a str

THC 18%

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🔥 Hybrid Vibes

Twin Flame

Twin Flame is the strain for people who want their weed to f

THC 15-25%

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🔥 Hybrid That Swiped Right on Everyone

Twin Flame V2

Twin Flame V2 is the polyamorous love child of Goji Razz and

THC 20-25%

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🌓 Mint-Chip Hybrid

Twin Mints

Twin Mints is what happens when Girl Scout Cookies and a bre

THC 20%

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🔺 Sativa-Dominant Chem Conspiracy

Twin Peaks

Twin Peaks is what happens when two Chem legends elope in a

THC 24-28%

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🟣 Boutique Indica

Twin Peaks

Twin Peaks is the cannabis equivalent of that mysterious ind

THC 18-20%

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🔶 Balanced Hybrid

Twin Peaks V2

Twin Peaks V2 is what happens when a breeder decides the fir

THC 18-26%

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🌲 Pure Sativa Powerhouse

Twin Pines

Twin Pines is what happens when Source Genetics asks, “What

THC 22%

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🔴 Certified Couchlocker

Twin Rosez

Twin Rosez is South Bay Genetics’ floral fever dream—an 18%

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Twin Turbo Diesel

Twin Turbo Diesel is the strain equivalent of flooring a Pri

THC 18-24%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Cupcake

Twinkiez

Twinkiez is the strain that answers the age-old question: 'W

THC 22%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Twinkle Toes

Twinkle Toes is the strain that turns your feet into decorat

THC 25%

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⚖️ 60/40 Hybrid That Moonwalks on Your Brain

Twinkle Toes by Order of the White Lotus Seed Company

Twinkle Toes sounds like something your eight-year-old niece

THC 18-24%

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🔮 Indica-Dominant

Twins

Twins by Cannarado Genetics is the strain equivalent of find

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Indica (Yes, despite everything)

Twista108

The strain that gaslit an entire generation into believing i

THC 18%

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🔴 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Twisted Berry

Twisted Berry is the strain equivalent of a smoothie that ju

THC 20%

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🔮 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Twisted Breath

Twisted Breath is what happens when G2G Genetix asks, "How d

THC 24%

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🍒 50/50 Hybrid

Twisted Cherries

Turpene Time’s Twisted Cherries is the strain equivalent of

THC 16-21%

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🍊 Sativa

Twisted Citrus

Twisted Citrus is what happens when Tangie and a bag of Skit

THC 25-26%

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🟣 Dessert-Flavored Couch Magnet

Twisted Cookies

Twisted Cookies is what happens when Girl Scout Cookies gets

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica

Twisted Cookies V2

The "my first edible" of strains—Twisted Cookies V2 clocks i

THC 10%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Twisted Diesel

G2G Genetix basically weaponized couch-lock with Twisted Die

THC 20%

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⚡ Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Twisted Dream

Imagine Blue Dream got drunk on orange juice and decided to

THC 18-24%

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🔵 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Twisted Frosty

Twisted Frosty is the strain that makes your phone camera th

THC 15-25%

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🔮 Indica

Twisted Fruit Cake

Imagine a fruitcake that actually slaps—Tiki Madman's Twiste

THC 22-25%

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🔮 Pure Couchlock Indica

Twisted HashPlant OG Kush

Imagine your grandpa's hash stash and a California OG had a

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Twisted Helix

Seven years of breeding to make a strain that looks like a s

THC 28%

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🟢 Couch-Lock Citrus

Twisted Lime OG

Imagine someone spiked your grandma’s OG Kush with a mojito—

THC 20-25%

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🌀 Hybrid Dessert Disaster

Twisted Pie

Twisted Pie is what happens when In House Genetics asks, "Wh

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Straight-Up Indica Couch Magnet

Twisted Purple OG Kush

Imagine OG Kush went to art school, got a purple dye job, an

THC 22%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Queen

Twisted Sister

Forum Genetics basically weaponized California Orange and Sp

THC 22%

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🟢 Pure Sativa Chaos

Twisted Tongue

Meet Twisted Tongue: the sativa that turns your mouth into a

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Twisted Velvet

Twisted Velvet is what happens when In House Genetics asks,

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced 60/40 Hybrid

Twistedsita

Twistedsita is the strain that couldn't decide if it wanted

THC 22%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

Twister

Twister is the indica that spins you right round, baby, righ

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid (allegedly)

Twistrus

World Trade Genetics spent longer making Twistrus than most

THC 18-22%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Champion

Twistys Delight

Twistys Delight is the strain equivalent of canceling all yo

THC 18%

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🔵 OG-Style Indica

Twitter OG

Mother Chuckers’ Twitter OG is the strain equivalent of doom

THC 15-25%

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🍫 Dessert-Disguised Hybrid

Twix

Named after the candy bar you inhaled at 2 a.m., Twix is the

THC 18-27%

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🟣 Indica (that forgot how to couch-lock)

Twizzle Dance

Meet Twizzle Dance—the indica that skipped leg day and went

THC 15-25%

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🔮 Boutique Couch-Lock Candy

Twizzle Dizzle

Twizzle Dizzle is the strain equivalent of that suspiciously

THC 20-28%