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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy

Twizzler

Twizzler is the strain that tastes like Saturday morning car

THC 18-25%
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🔴 Candy-Coated Couch Magnet

Twizzler

Twizzler is what happens when a strawberry Jolly Rancher and

THC 22-32%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Classic

Twizzlers

Twizzlers is what happens when Mogwai Genetics asks, "What i

THC 18%
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🍌 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Two Bananas

Two Bananas is what happens when a European breeder gets hig

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Two By Four

Two By Four is Archive Seed Bank's way of saying 'why choose

THC 18%
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🍭 Boutique Dessert Hybrid

Two Nugs

Two Nugs is what happens when your plug gets fancy and start

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Two Scoops by Lit Farms

Two Scoops is what happens when breeders get high on their o

THC 18-22%
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🔵 Couch-Locked Indica

Two Wave Hold Down

Two Wave Hold Down is South Fork Seed Collective’s way of sa

THC 18-22%
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🔵 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Txaki

Txaki is what happens when breeders decide your brain needs

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Txees Bilbo

Txees Bilbo is the strain that makes you forget your own Wi-

THC 18-25%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Txerri Bilbo Haze

Txerri Bilbo Haze is what happens when Spanish breeders deci

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Pure Indica Couch Magnet

Txomango

Txomango is what happens when Basque breeders decide the wor

THC 22%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Indica

Tyde Podz

Tyde Podz is Lit Farms’ way of asking, “What if your childho

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Tyler Durden

Meet the strain that’ll start a fight club in your brain at

THC 18%
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🌞 Pure Sativa

Tylight by Goldenseed

Tylight is what happens when breeders decide your morning co

THC 18%
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🌪️ Pure Sativa Tempest

Typhoon

Typhoon is the espresso shot of sativas—if espresso also mad

THC 15-25%
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⛈️ Boutique Hybrid (Identity Crisis Edition)

Typhoon

Meet Typhoon, the strain that’s basically weather in a bag—u

THC 18-22%
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🌪️ Mystery Hybrid #8

Typhoon 8

Typhoon 8 is the cannabis equivalent of that one friend who

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Tyrian Kush

Tyrian Kush is the strain equivalent of canceling all your w

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Tyrian Purple Blood

Tyrian Purple Blood is what happens when a fancy chef breeds

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Indica

Tyrone And Sour

Night Owl Seeds basically Frankensteined an auto-flowering,

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Franken-hybrid

Tyrone Special

Meet Tyrone Special—the strain that proves you can teach rud

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Commander

Tyrone Stomper

Tyrone Stomper is what happens when Night Owl Seeds breeds a

THC 20%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Ménage à Trois

Tyrone Stomper F6

Meet Tyrone Stomper F6, the strain that grew up faster than

THC 18-24%
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🥊 Pure Indica

Tyson

Meet Tyson—the only strain that will literally put you on th

THC 15-25%
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🥊 Heavyweight Indica

Tyson 2.0

The strain Mike Tyson puts his name on—because nothing says

THC 20-22%
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🔴 Indica

Tyson 20s

Named after the dude who bit Holyfield's ear, Tyson 20s deli

THC 15-25%
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⚪ Balanced Hybrid

Tyson Uppercut

Meet Tyson Uppercut: the strain that won't knock you out col

THC 15-18%
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🔴 Certified Knuckle-Dragger Indica

Tyson Weed

Meet the strain that’ll leave you face-down on the canvas of

THC 20-28%
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🥊 Knocked-the-F-Out Indica

Tyson Weeds

The only strain officially licensed to punch your lights out

THC 25-30%
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⚫ Indica (aka nap time in a jar)

Tysons

Named after a guy who bit people for fun, Tysons is the 28%

THC 28%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

Tzatziki

Meet Tzatziki, the strain that took five years, 200 connoiss

THC 19%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

U Dub HP Bx

Meet the strain that’s genetically confused in the best poss

THC 20-24%
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🟣 Old-School Indica

U God

U God is the strain you light when your plans include becomi

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Commander

U Pink Kush by Dr. Underground

If OG Kush got dressed up for prom in a tutu made of sugar a

THC 28%
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🌿 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

U2

Named after the Irish rockers because it'll make you think y

THC 18-22%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Cruiser

UAP GMO

UAP GMO is what happens when GMO decides to cosplay as a UFO

THC 25-29%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

UBC Chemo

UBC Chemo is the strain your oncologist would prescribe if t

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica Couch-Lock Champion

UBC Chemo

UBC Chemo is the strain your oncologist would prescribe if t

THC 18%
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🔬 Pure Indica Lab Rat

UBC Chemo

Named after the cancer ward it was literally designed for, U

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (Barely Buzzed)

Ube

Ube is the cannabis equivalent of a designer handbag that ca

THC 10-15%
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🟣 Purple Couch Potato

Ube Cake

Imagine if your Filipino auntie's ube cake got possessed by

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Uber

Uber is what happens when Chem D and Sundae Driver share a r

THC 18-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Uber

Uber: the only ride that guarantees surge pricing on your mo

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Uber Dawg

Uber Dawg is the strain that asks "Why stand when horizontal

THC 20-24%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified

Uberkush

Sannie's love letter to lazy Sundays, Uberkush is what happe

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

UD 23

UD 23 is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who says "I'

THC 18%
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⚖️ Split-Personality Hybrid

Udder Madness

Udder Madness by Solfire Gardens is what happens when breede

THC 18%

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