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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Ultra Power Plant

Ultra Power Plant is Victory Seeds' love letter to anyone wh

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Hybrid (aka 'Choose Your Fighter')

Ultra Skunk

Dutch Passion took OG Skunk, gave it a glow-up, and unleashe

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 52% Sativa / 48% Indica Split

Ultra Sonja

Ultra Sonja is what happens when breeders mix equal parts ro

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Ultra-Motivated Sativa

Ultra Sour

Ultra Sour is the strain equivalent of main-lining a Red Bul

THC 25-28%
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🟢 Functional Indica (a.k.a. 'Couch-adjacent')

Ultra Sour CBD

The strain for people who want to smell like they just hot-b

THC 4-10%
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⚫️ Indica (a.k.a. The Couch Whisperer)

Ultra Sour Chem OG

Meet Ultra Sour Chem OG, the strain that huffs paint thinner

THC 20-25%
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⚡High-Octane Hybrid

Ultra Sour Double Diesel

This strain is what happens when Sour Diesel and NYC Diesel

THC 26%
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🚀 Sativa

Ultra Violet Haze

This Snowhigh Seeds creation is basically the cannabis equiv

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Ultra Violet Poison

Meet the strain that looks like a radioactive Easter egg and

THC 22-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Ultra Violet Punch

Meet Ultra Violet Punch: the strain that looks like it raide

THC 24%
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⚡ Sativa

Ultra White Amnesia

Ultra White Amnesia is the strain equivalent of drinking six

THC 22%
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⚡ Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Ultra Zu

Ultra Zu is what happens when boutique breeders stop naming

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Ultrabrite by Thunderfudge

Meet Ultrabrite: the strain that lets you file your taxes an

THC 18-23%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Decision Hybrid

Ultrashack

The strain that took three years to breed because apparently

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Citrus Grenade

UltraSour

TH Seeds basically weaponized a lemon grove and called it Ul

THC 24%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Ultraviolence

Meet Ultraviolence, the strain that sounds like a punk band

THC 18%
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⚫ Indica-Adjacent Night Terror

Ultraviolence

This isn’t your grandma’s indica—unless granny likes getting

THC 23-28%
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🔮 Balanced Hybrid

Ultraviolet

Ultraviolet is Alchemy Genetics’ love letter to anyone who w

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Indica (Purple Light Special)

Ultraviolet

Ultraviolet is what happens when breeders decide to make a s

THC 18%
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🟣 Purple Fog Machine

Ultraviolet

Ultraviolet is the strain equivalent of wearing sunglasses a

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Pure Sativa

Ultraviolet Eclipse

Ultraviolet Eclipse is what happens when breeders decide you

THC 20%
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🔮 Balanced Hybrid

Ultraviolet Haze

Ultraviolet Haze is the strain your artsy roommate swears fu

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Ultraviolet OG

Meet Ultraviolet OG, the strain that looks like a blacklight

THC 22%
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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Ultraviolet OG

Picture OG Kush after it raided Prince’s wardrobe—same gas-p

THC 18-26%
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🤎 Savory-Cream Hybrid

Umami Butter

Imagine if your mushroom risotto got crossed with movie-thea

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Umbra OG

Umbra OG is the cannabis equivalent of a Swiss Army knife—if

THC 20%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Commander

Umme

Meet Umme, the strain that politely asks your brain to clock

THC 22-30%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Una Fria

Una Fria is Spanish for "a cold one," which is ironic becaus

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Unabomber

Named after America's most infamous hermit with a PhD in mur

THC 18%
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⚖️ Indica-Leaning Hybrid (55/45)

Unapologetic

Unapologetic is Noble Genetics’ mic-drop moment: a hybrid th

THC 18-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Unbroken Chain

Mycotek’s decade-long nerd quest produced an indica so sedat

THC 20%
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🔗 Mystery-Meat Hybrid

Unbroken Chain

Unbroken Chain is the cannabis equivalent of that one friend

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Uncirculated OG

Uncirculated OG: because nothing says "premium" like weed ma

THC 20%
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🌿 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Uncle Bruce

Meet Uncle Bruce—the family reunion strain that smells like

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Uncle Doobie Gas GPT

The strain that sounds like your conspiracy-theory uncle got

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Uncle Doobie Gas GPT

Meet Uncle Doobie Gas GPT—the strain that sounds like your c

THC 18-23%
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🔥 Boutique Dessert-Gas Hybrid

Uncle Doobie's Pure Animal

Uncle Doobie's Pure Animal is what happens when a boutique b

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Boutique Hybrid

Uncle Doobie's Pure Animal

The strain so exclusive it practically ghosted you. Uncle Do

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Uncle Doobie's Sour Animal

Imagine if a Sour Diesel truck crashed into a Girl Scout coo

THC 20%
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🟣 Connoisseur Couch-Lock Indica

Uncle Doobie's Sour Animal

This boutique beast is what happens when a garage chemist ma

THC 28%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Chaos

Uncle Doobie's Sour Diesel BX 1.5

Meet the strain that convinced your brain it’s a Tesla and y

THC 20-26%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Backcross

Uncle Doobie's Sour Diesel BX 1.5

Imagine if a 90s NYC cabbie took a hit of pure nostalgia, th

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Uncle Doobie's Sour Diesel BX 2.5

This is what happens when breeders keep saying "just one mor

THC 15-25%
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🔥 Mostly-Sativa Gym Rat

Uncle Doobie's Sour On Steroids

Imagine Sour Diesel hit the gym, snorted pre-workout, and st

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Sativa on Red Bull

Uncle Doobie's Sour on Steroids

The name isn’t kidding—this is Sour Diesel’s unhinged cousin

THC 28%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Uncle Doobies Gas GPT

Meet Gas GPT, the AI that finally learned how to get you hig

THC 20-28%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG Indica

Uncle Ebenezer

Meet Uncle Ebenezer, the crotchety indica who’ll tuck you in

THC 18-25%
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🔶 Balanced Hybrid

Uncle Elroy

Uncle Elroy is the family reunion you actually want to atten

THC 20-25%

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