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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Warlord × White Lightning

Imagine if a medieval warlord and a Tesla coil had a baby, t

THC 18-23%

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🌅 Sativa (But Drinks Like a Dessert)

Warm Cider

Imagine apple pie and Red Bull had a baby who grew up to be

THC 18-26%

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🟣 Couch-Locked Indica

Warp Drive

Warp Drive is the strain that asks, "Who needs warp speed wh

THC 18%

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🔴 Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock Supreme)

WarPaint

WarPaint is what happens when Reberth Genetics decides your

THC 22%

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⚔️ Pure Indica

Warrior

Named like a gym-bro’s pre-workout but hits like a weighted

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Warrior Cookies

Warrior Cookies is what happens when Enlightened Genetics ti

THC 18-27%

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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch's Special Forces)

Warrior Kush

Warrior Kush is what happens when 7 East Genetics trains a p

THC 18%

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⚔️ Balanced Hybrid

Warrior OG

Meet Warrior OG—the strain that marches into battle against

THC 18-22%

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⚔️ Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Warriors By Therapy Seeds

Named after Norse mythology's ultimate gym bros, Warriors is

THC 18-26%

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🟣 Mysterious Couch-Lock Burrito

Warritos

Warritos is the strain your plug swears is “exclusive” yet n

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Warslog

Warslog is the strain that marches into your brain like a ti

THC 18-24%

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🟢 True Hybrid

Wasabi

Wasabi is the strain that tricks your brain into thinking yo

THC 18-24%

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🟢 Indica (or whatever the plug swears)

Wasabi

Meet Wasabi, the strain that clears your sinuses without a s

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Sativa

Washer King

Washer King is the strain Genetics 101 cooked up when they r

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica (Spin-Cycle Certified)

Washing Machine

Meet the only weed that’s been through a Maytag and lived to

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hash Machine

Washing Machine

Meet the strain that literally wants to be waterboarded. Was

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Pure Indica

Washington Apple

Meet Washington Apple—the strain that gets you so baked you'

THC 19-24%

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🔴 Pure Indica

Washington Apple

Washington Apple is what happens when a fruit basket and a w

THC 18-22%

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🔴 Indica

Washington Apple

Named after the state that puts apples on every license plat

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Old-School Indica

Washington Skunk

Meet Washington Skunk, the strain that proudly announces you

THC 18-22%

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💧 Mysterious Hydrating Hybrid

Water

Water strain is what happens when a grower gets stoned, forg

THC 28%

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🔵 Mysterious Indica

Water Tiger

Water Tiger is the strain equivalent of that friend who show

THC 15-25%

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🍰 Balanced Hybrid

Watercolor Frosting

Cannarado Genetics basically baked a birthday cake, rolled i

THC 10-20%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Cucumber

Watermelon

Imagine a watermelon Jolly Rancher that studied Krav Maga—lo

THC 18%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Coma

Watermelon

Imagine if a Jolly Rancher dropped out of high school and go

THC 26%

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🔴 Couch-Locked Fruit Salad

Watermelon

Imagine if a Jolly Rancher and a memory foam mattress had a

THC 26%

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🍉⚖️ Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

Watermelon AK

Imagine AK-47 took a summer vacation, got drunk on watermelo

THC 18-23%

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🍉 Ruderalis-Speed Hybrid

Watermelon Auto

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner: Watermel

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Auto-Indica Couch Commander

Watermelon Automatic

Imagine if a watermelon Jolly Rancher got couch-locked and r

THC 15%

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🍉 Sativa Blast-Off

Watermelon Blast

Watermelon Blast is the strain that convinced your sober fri

THC 15-25%

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🍉 Balanced Hybrid

Watermelon by The Alchemist's Vault

Watermelon by The Alchemist's Vault is the strain equivalent

THC 22%

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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Watermelon Candy

Imagine a watermelon Jolly Rancher that went to therapy and

THC 18-22%

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🍉 Autoflowering Hybrid

Watermelon Candy Automatic

This Zamnesia Frankenstein is what happens when breeders ask

THC 26%

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🍉 Speed-Run Hybrid

Watermelon Candy F1 Automatic

Zamnesia’s Watermelon Candy F1 Auto is the cannabis equivale

THC 18%

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🍉 Hybrid (a.k.a. 'Fruit Salad With Commitment Issues')

Watermelon Caper

Imagine a watermelon Jolly Rancher that went to college, got

THC 15-25%

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🍉 Sativa

Watermelon Chem

Imagine if a watermelon Jolly Rancher and a diesel truck had

THC 18-22%

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🍉 Frankenstein's Hybrid

Watermelon Chem

Meet Watermelon Chem—Scj Grows' three-year science project t

THC 18%

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🍉 Balanced Hybrid

Watermelon Crawl

Lupos CannaSeed basically turned a summer picnic into weed.

THC 18-24%

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🍉 Couch-Lock Indica

Watermelon Crawl

Like biting into a Jolly Rancher that’s been soaked in THC s

THC 18-27%

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🟣 Couch-Magnet Indica

Watermelon Delight

Imagine if a watermelon Snapple and a weighted blanket had a

THC 26%

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🟣 Couch-Lock in a Candy Wrapper

Watermelon Diesel

Imagine if a watermelon Jolly Rancher got drunk on gas stati

THC 22%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Watermelon Diesel

Imagine a Jolly Rancher that got lost behind a gas station d

THC 15-25%

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🍉⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Watermelon Dragon

Imagine a watermelon rode a dragon straight into your grinde

THC 20%

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🔴 Indica

Watermelon Dream

Imagine Blue Dream went to a pool party, got thirsty, and ch

THC 15-25%

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🍉 Hybrid (Dessert-Class)

Watermelon Drip

Imagine a watermelon Jolly Rancher got drunk, married a gela

THC 22%

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🍉 Balanced Hybrid

Watermelon Freeze

Imagine your favorite summer fruit rolled in frostbite and s

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

Watermelon Fuel

Imagine if a Jolly Rancher grew up, got jacked, and decided

THC 18-24%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Candy

Watermelon Gelato

Lit Farms basically turned a fruit salad into a sleeper hold

THC 20-27%