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🔴 Couch-Lock Queen

Watermelon Girl

Imagine getting smacked with a watermelon at 3 a.m. and then

THC 18%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Specialist

Watermelon Granita

Midwest Best turned a snow-cone into a coma-cone. At 20-25%

THC 20-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Watermelon Gushers

Imagine if a Jolly Rancher went to therapy and learned how t

THC 18-22%

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🔴 Indica Candy-Hammer

Watermelon Gushers

Imagine if a watermelon Jolly Rancher and a Kush nug had a t

THC 22-28%

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🔴 Indica (That Somehow Got 70% Sativa DNA)

Watermelon Hashplant

Imagine a watermelon Jolly Rancher and a vintage Afghani has

THC 18-25%

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🔴 Couch-Locked Indica

Watermelon Hustle

Meet Watermelon Hustle—the strain that tricks you into think

THC 20%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Classic

Watermelon Jam

Imagine a Jolly Rancher got drunk, joined a spa, and decided

THC 18%

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⚖️ 52/48 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Watermelon Jarritos

Lost River Seeds spent years breeding this 52/48 hybrid like

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Smoothie

Watermelon Koffee

Imagine if Starbucks and a farmers market had a baby, then d

THC 18-26%

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🔴 Couch-Locked Kush

Watermelon Kush

Imagine if a watermelon Jolly Rancher and a weighted blanket

THC 18-22%

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🍉 Balanced Hybrid

Watermelon Kush Cake

Imagine if a watermelon Jolly Rancher and a gas station kush

THC 22-27%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy

Watermelon Lifesaver

Imagine if a watermelon Jolly Rancher grew up, did one semes

THC 18%

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🍉 Hybrid

Watermelon Mac

Imagine if a watermelon Jolly Rancher got possessed by a gym

THC 18-25%

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🟣 Indica

Watermelon Martini

Imagine a spa day in your brain, but the spa serves spiked f

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Locked Cocktail

Watermelon Mimosa

Imagine if your Sunday brunch decided to cancel all plans an

THC 18%

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🍉🍹 Hybrid Cocktail

Watermelon Mojito

Imagine if your bartender got bored and cross-bred fruit sal

THC 15-25%

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🍉 Sativa-Dominant Autoflower

Watermelon Momma

Watermelon Momma is what happens when breeders decide regula

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Watermelon Mouth Water

Smiling Tiger’s Watermelon Mouth Water is the strain that co

THC 16-18%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Candy

Watermelon Mouthwash

Imagine brushing your teeth with watermelon Jolly Ranchers i

THC 21-28%

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🍉 Couch-Lock OG

Watermelon OG

Watermelon OG is the strain equivalent of eating an entire f

THC 23%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Watermelon Orioz

Watermelon Orioz is True Grit Genetics' attempt to make frui

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Locked Luau)

Watermelon Otai

Imagine Jolly Rancher and a coconut had a baby, then that ba

THC 18-25%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Candy

Watermelon Punch

Imagine a watermelon Jolly Rancher decided to become a weigh

THC 18-25%

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🟣 Tropical Couch-Lock

Watermelon Punch

Imagine a watermelon Jolly Rancher and a lazy hammock had a

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy

Watermelon Punch

Imagine Jolly Rancher and a weighted blanket had a baby who

THC 18%

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🍉 Hybrid Auto

Watermelon Punch Autoflower

Imagine if a watermelon Jolly Rancher and a lazy Sunday had

THC 20-24%

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🍉 Couch-Locked Indica

Watermelon Punch OG

Imagine Jolly Rancher-flavored NyQuil with a gym membership—

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Couture

Watermelon Roze

South Bay Genetics took a decade to build the cannabis equiv

THC 18-24%

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🍉 Couch-Lock Candy

Watermelon Runtz by Silent Seeds

Imagine if a watermelon Jolly Rancher got a PhD in sedation

THC 20%

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🟣 Pocket-Sized Tranquilizer

Watermelon Sangria

Watermelon Sangria is the strain equivalent of turning your

THC 18-20%

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🟣 Mostly-Indica Candy Bomb

Watermelon Skunkpopz

Imagine a Jolly Rancher that rolled around in a skunk’s armp

THC 15-25%

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🍉 Couch-Lock Coma

Watermelon Slush

Imagine biting into a watermelon Jolly Rancher while gravity

THC 18%

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🍉 Balanced Hybrid

Watermelon Soda

Imagine if Bubblicious and a LaCroix had a baby that grew up

THC 18-24%

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🍉🍨 Balanced Hybrid

Watermelon Sorbet

Imagine if a watermelon Jolly Rancher went to therapy and ca

THC 20%

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🍉 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Watermelon Sorbet

Imagine a jolly rancher and a yoga instructor had a baby—thi

THC 15-25%

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🍉 Couch-Lock Candy

Watermelon Sour Patch

Imagine if Willy Wonka made edibles for Snoop Dogg. This lat

THC 15-25%

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🚀 Sativa

Watermelon Starburst

Imagine Jolly Ranchers and your gym teacher’s whistle had a

THC 18%

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🍉 Balanced Hybrid

Watermelon Suga

Watermelon Suga is what happens when The Bakery Genetics dec

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Watermelon Sugar

Imagine Harry Styles wrote a love song about fruit salad and

THC 18%

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🍉 Balanced Hybrid

Watermelon Sugar

High Five Genetics’ Watermelon Sugar is the strain equivalen

THC 18-22%

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🍉 Couch-Lock Candy

Watermelon Sugaree

Imagine a watermelon Jolly Rancher that went to grad school

THC 25%

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🍉 Indica

Watermelon Taffy

Gonzo Seeds took summer nostalgia, wrapped it in green, and

THC 18%

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🍉 Ultra-Premium Hybrid

Watermelon Ultra

TH Seeds dropped a 26% THC watermelon Jolly Rancher that mel

THC 26%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Watermelon Wawa

Imagine a watermelon Jolly Rancher and a yoga instructor had

THC 18%

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🔴 Indica (Despite What the Marketing Brochure Claims)

Watermelon Weddingcake

Imagine if a fruit salad crashed your cousin's redneck weddi

THC 22%

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🍉 Hybrid Candy Bomb

Watermelon Welchz

Imagine if a watermelon Jolly Rancher and a grape soda had a

THC 18-26%

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🔴 Indica

Watermelon Wilson

If your childhood lunchbox and a hash lab collided mid-air,

THC 20%

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🍉 50/50 Hybrid

Watermelon x London Pound Cake x Kushmints

TH Seeds Frankensteined three dessert strains into one sugar

THC 15-20%