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🟣 Indica

Wedding Cake

Wedding Cake is the strain equivalent of eating an entire sh

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Wedding Crasher

Wedding Cake

The only wedding where it's acceptable to skip the ceremony

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch Magnet

Wedding Cake

Seed Junky Genetics basically took a slice of actual wedding

THC 18-25%
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🍰 Couch-Lock Cake Boss

Wedding Cake

Wedding Cake is the strain that promised you a slice of vani

THC 25%
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🎂 Autoflower Hybrid

Wedding Cake Auto

The lazy baker’s dream: Wedding Cake Auto delivers 25% THC c

THC 25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Commando

Wedding Cake Auto

The strain that turns your living room into a tiered dessert

THC 25%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Cake Pop

Wedding Cake Auto

Wedding Cake Auto is the lazy stoner’s dream date: all the v

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Autoflowering Indica

Wedding Cake Auto

The strain that proves you can have your cake and smoke it t

THC 25%
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🎂 Hybrid Autoflower

Wedding Cake Auto

Philosopher Seeds took classic Wedding Cake, injected it wit

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Auto-Tuned Indica

Wedding Cake Auto

Semyanich took the Instagram-famous Wedding Cake and slapped

THC 25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Autoflower

Wedding Cake Autoflower

The strain that lets you eat your cake and smoke it too. Wed

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Autoflower

Wedding Cake Automatic

Royal Queen Seeds turned the classic Wedding Cake into an au

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Icing Bomb

Wedding Cake Automatic

Like eating an entire wedding cake in Vegas and waking up ma

THC 18%
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🎂 Autoflower Hybrid Roulette

Wedding Cake Autoregular

Imagine Wedding Cake got impatient, married a speed-dating r

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant (AKA Couch-Lock in a Tux)

Wedding Cake Bx1

Seed Junky Genetics took the already extra Wedding Cake and

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Dessert-Flavored Couch Magnet

Wedding Cake by ApeOrigin

Wedding Cake by ApeOrigin is the strain that convinced your

THC 18%
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💒 Couch-Lock Cake Topper

Wedding Cake by Flavour Chasers

The strain that turns your living room into a reception hall

THC 20-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Cake

Wedding Cake By Garden Of Green

Wedding Cake is the strain that shows up to your evening pla

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Indica

Wedding Cake by MarshOnGenetics

If you’ve ever wanted to eat an entire wedding cake and then

THC 25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (AKA 'Divorce Cake' if you overdo it)

Wedding Cake by Paisa Grow Seeds

Wedding Cake is the strain equivalent of showing up to a fam

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cake

Wedding Cake by Pheno Finder Seeds

The strain that turns every night into a reception you can't

THC 25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Wedding Cake by Pure Instinto

Wedding Cake is the strain that proves you can have your cak

THC 20-25%
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🔮 Dessert-Flavored Couch Magnet

Wedding Cake by Purple Caper Seeds

Wedding Cake is the cannabis equivalent of eating three slic

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Wedding Crasher

Wedding Cake by Seedstockers

Wedding Cake is the only marriage where showing up baked is

THC 20%
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🟣 Dessert-Class Indica

Wedding Cake by Zamnesia

This strain is basically what happens when a bakery and a di

THC 25%
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🤵‍♂️ CBD-Dominant Indica

Wedding Cake CBD

The strain for people who want to taste frosting without fro

THC 0.3-1%
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🤵 Hybrid (Triangle Mints²)

Wedding Cake F2-10 Reg

This is Wedding Cake after it went to therapy and decided to

THC 18-28%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Wedding Planner

Wedding Cake F4

Seed Junky’s fourth-gen Wedding Cake is the strain equivalen

THC 15-20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Wedding Cake IBL by Mudballs

Imagine showing up to your cousin’s bougie wedding, raiding

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica-leaning hybrid (70/30 split like your ex's custody agreement)

Wedding Cake S1 by Clone Quest

Wedding Cake S1 is the strain you bring home to mom—if mom e

THC 20%
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🍰🍎 Hybrid That Makes You Cancel Plans

Wedding Cake x Apple Fritter

This Robin Hood Seeds mash-up is what happens when two desse

THC 25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Wedding Cake x Banana Butter Cups

Imagine if a wedding cake and a banana split got drunk, hook

THC 25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Commander

Wedding Cake x Bubba BX

Imagine if a wedding cake got drunk on its own hype and marr

THC 20-25%
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⚗️ Franken-Cake Hybrid

Wedding Cake x Chem D Chemsis

Imagine if Betty Crocker and Walter White had a baby—and tha

THC 22%
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⚫ Straight-Up Indica

Wedding Cake x F1 Durb x Gushers

Imagine if a fancy bakery and a botany lab got drunk, hooked

THC 23%
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🍰💜 Deep-Purple Couch Glue

Wedding Cake x Gelato #33

Seed Junky took two Instagram darlings—Wedding Cake and Gela

THC 25%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Wedding Cake X Gelato 41

This strain is what happens when two dessert strains get dru

THC 24%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Wedding Cake x Larry OG

Imagine if a wedding cake got drunk at the reception and elo

THC 20%
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🍰 Indica Dominant

Wedding Cake X MAC

Stone City Genetics basically Frankenstein'd two hype-beasts

THC 25%
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🔴 Certified Couch-Crasher

Wedding Cake x MAC V2

Imagine Wedding Cake and MAC V2 had a baby, then that baby g

THC 25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Wedding Cake x OG Kush

Philosopher Seeds basically played cannabis matchmaker and s

THC 22-28%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Lite

Wedding Cake x Rootbeer Bc2

Imagine if your grandma's secret wedding cake recipe got dru

THC 10-15%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Wedding Cake x Sour Dubble

Imagine your wedding cake eloped with a sour patch kid and t

THC 20%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Royalty

Wedding Cake x Triple OG

Vision Seeds basically stuffed an entire wedding into a bong

THC 22%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Wedding Cake X Watermelon Zkittlez

Imagine your cousin's tacky wedding cake got drunk on waterm

THC 20%
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🍇 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Wedding Cake x Watermelon Zkittlez

Imagine your wedding cake got drunk on watermelon vodka and

THC 20-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Wedding Cat

Wedding Cat is the strain that shows up to your nuptials in

THC 18-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Cake

Wedding Cheesecake

The strain that says 'I do' to your plans of absolutely noth

THC 20-24%

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