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🍉 Indica Candy Couch

Watermelon Z Organic Remedies

Imagine if a watermelon Jolly Rancher took a spa day, then d

THC 15-25%

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🍉 70% Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Watermelon Zkittlez

Imagine liquifying a bag of Skittles, dunking a watermelon i

THC 20-24%

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🍉 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Watermelon Zkittlez

Imagine a watermelon Jolly Rancher and a bag of Skittles had

THC 20-24%

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🍉 Sativa (That Pretends It’s Chill)

Watermelon Zkittlez

Watermelon Zkittlez is what happens when a summer fruit sala

THC 20-24%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Candy

Watermelon Zkittlez

Imagine Willy Wonka bred a strain while binge-watching fruit

THC 20-24%

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🔴 Indica-Dominant Couch Magnet

Watermelon Zkittlez

Imagine a watermelon Jolly Rancher that went to grad school

THC 20-24%

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🍉 70% Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Watermelon Zkittlez

Purple City Genetics basically liquified a watermelon Jolly

THC 26%

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🍉 70% Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Watermelon Zkittlez

Imagine a watermelon Jolly Rancher that got a gym membership

THC 20-24%

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🍉 Autoflower Hybrid

Watermelon Zkittlez Auto

Barneys Farm basically took summer in a bag, added steroids,

THC 26%

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🍉 50/50 Hybrid

Watermelon Zkittlez BX

High Five Genetics basically took your childhood fruit snack

THC 20%

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🍉 Couch-Lock Candy

Watermelon Zkittlez by Pure Instinto

Imagine a watermelon Jolly Rancher that grew up to be a 6-fo

THC 20-26%

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🍉 Balanced Hybrid That Can’t Pick a Side

Watermelon Zkittlez F2

Imagine fruit-punch Kool-Aid got drunk on its own hype and g

THC 18-24%

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🔴 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Watermelon Zkittlez S5

Imagine a watermelon Jolly Rancher and a bag of Skittles got

THC 15-20%

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🍉🔥 Hybrid Havoc

Watermelon Zkittlez X Animal Cookies

Ripper Seeds took a watermelon Jolly Rancher, got it blackou

THC 20-28%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Watermelon Zkittlez x Bubba Kush

Ripper Seeds basically Frankensteined a fruit salad with a t

THC 18%

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🍉🦨 Balanced Hybrid

Watermelon Zkunkz

Imagine a Jolly Rancher that rolled under your couch in 1996

THC 18-26%

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🔴 Couch-Locking Indica

Watermelon Zum Zum

Clone Onlys basically took a watermelon Jolly Rancher and we

THC 18-22%

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🔴 Indica (with a sugar problem)

Watermelon Zum Zum

The strain that taught modern weed how to taste like candy a

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Couch-Locked Candy

Watermelon Zum Zum by UKHTA

Imagine a watermelon Jolly Rancher got drunk, joined a cult,

THC 20-25%

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🔴 British Couch-Lock Candy

Watermelon ZumZum x Fruit Gum by UKHTA

Imagine Willy Wonka got paranoid in a Leeds grow tent and we

THC 18-26%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Watermelon

Watermelon Zuntz

Watermelon Zuntz is what happens when a fruit salad decides

THC 18%

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🍉🍒 Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

Watermelons N Cherries

Imagine a Jolly Rancher that went to grad school. This 50/50

THC 18-23%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Watermelonz Taffy

Watermelonz Taffy is what happens when Willy Wonka discovers

THC 18-24%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Watson

Sherlock Holmes' burnout cousin, Watson is the strain that'l

THC 25-30%

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🤖 Franken-Hybrid

Wauto Dawg

Wauto Dawg is the conspiracy theorist of cannabis—bred by "U

THC 18%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Tsunami

Waves by Moscaseeds

Moscaseeds basically bottled the feeling of getting smacked

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Wavez

Wavez is what happens when a boutique breeder duct-tapes tro

THC 22-28%

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🟣 Indica

Wavy Flakes

Imagine Frosted Flakes took a gap year in Malibu, learned to

THC 15-25%

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🍉 Indica-Dominant Candy Wave

Wavy Watermelon

Imagine if a watermelon Jolly Rancher got tipsy at a pool pa

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified

Wayward Express 11

Prairie State Genetix basically asked, "What if a weighted b

THC 15-20%

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🔴 Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock Candy)

WC Watermelon Z

Meet the West Coast’s answer to "how do I get diabetes AND c

THC 20-22%

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🟣 Mysterious Indica

WCD710

Bred by the comic-book villains "Unknown or Legendary," WCD7

THC 18%

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🔴 Couch-Lock in Disguise

We Be Jammin

Beleaf's We Be Jammin is the indica equivalent of hitting 'p

THC 23%

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⚖️ 50/50 Selfless Hybrid

We Not Me

Scapegoat Genetics basically bred the cannabis equivalent of

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Weapon H

Weapon H sounds like a rejected Marvel anti-hero, but this Y

THC 18-22%

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⚔️ 50/50 Split Personality Hybrid

Weapon X

Imagine Wolverine and a weighted blanket had a baby—Weapon X

THC 18-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Weaponz

Weaponz is the strain equivalent of bringing a cronut to a g

THC 15-25%

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💤 Couch-Lock Indica

Weasel Diesel Alien

Garden of Dreams Seed Co. proudly presents the cannabis equi

THC 5%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Weave Match

Cannarado Genetics took two parents who probably shouldn’t h

THC 18-23%

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⚡ Hybrid with Ruderalis Swagger

Wedding Bing

Wedding Bing crashes the reception with a three-way genetic

THC 18-22%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Wedding Blaze by Saint Rosin

Wedding Blaze is the matrimonial merger your neurotransmitte

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Wedding Breath

Parabellum Genetics' Wedding Breath is the strain equivalent

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Auto-Flowering Indica

Wedding Bukkake Auto

The strain that sounds like it should come with a safe-word

THC 18%

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🧁 Indica

Wedding Cake

Wedding Cake is the strain equivalent of showing up to Thank

THC 20%

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🟣 Indica

Wedding Cake

Wedding Cake is the strain you bring home to mom—if mom enjo

THC 20%

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🔮 Couch-Lock in a Tux

Wedding Cake

Wedding Cake isn't just a dessert—it's the pre-nup you sign

THC 25%

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🎂 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Wedding Cake

Imagine a slice of vanilla-frosted matrimony that gets you h

THC 18%

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🍰 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Wedding Cake

Wedding Cake is the strain equivalent of eating the whole da

THC 18%