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⚖️ Auto Hybrid (a.k.a. Couch-Lock on Cruise Control)

Wedding Cheesecake Auto

Imagine Wedding Cake and Cheese got drunk at the reception,

THC 22-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Wedding Cheesecake FF

Imagine if a wedding cake got freaky with a wheel of aged ch

THC 20-24%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Bakery

Wedding Cookies

Wedding Cookies is the strain equivalent of eating cake in y

THC 20%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Party Animal

Wedding Crasher

The strain that shows up uninvited, eats all the cake, then

THC 21%

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💍 Hybrid (Wedding Cake × Purple Punch)

Wedding Crasher

The strain that shows up uninvited to your nuptials, eats al

THC 20-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Wedding Crasher

Wedding Crasher is the strain equivalent of that one guest w

THC 18-25%

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💒 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Wedding Crasher

Wedding Crasher is the strain equivalent of your plus-one wh

THC 12-15%

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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Wedding Crasher Auto

The plus-one you never invited but can't kick out—Wedding Cr

THC 18%

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🔮 Indica Autoflower

Wedding Crasher Automatic

The strain that promises a shotgun wedding between couch-loc

THC 18%

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⚫ Couch-Lock in a Tuxedo

Wedding Crashers X Peanut Butter Breath

Stone City Genetics took a wedding cake indica and dry-humpe

THC 23%

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⚰️ Full-Bodied Indica

Wedding Dead

Meet Wedding Dead—the strain that turns your wedding night i

THC 20%

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💒 Couch-Lock Celebration

Wedding Fantasy

Wedding Fantasy is the strain that puts a ring on your finge

THC 20-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Wedding Fantasy Shoes

Imagine your aunt’s potpourri bowl got freaky with a spice r

THC 15%

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💍 Sativa-Dominant

Wedding Flowers

Like crashing your cousin's destination wedding but in plant

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Wedding Fuel

Wedding Fuel is what happens when Farmhouse Genetics decides

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Wedding Gelato

Wedding Gelato is what happens when an Italian bakery and a

THC 20-27%

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⚖️ Even-Steven Hybrid

Wedding Glue

Wedding Glue is what happens when breeders play God and acci

THC 20-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Wedding Glue Auto

The matrimonial equivalent of duct-taping yourself to the so

THC 18%

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🟣 Compact Couch-Lock

Wedding Glue Auto

SeedStockers’ Wedding Glue Auto is the matrimonial equivalen

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Wedding Kush by MarshOnGenetics

Wedding Kush is what happens when Wedding Cake and Hardcore

THC 22%

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🔵 CBD-Dominant Indica

Wedding Layer CBD

Wedding Layer CBD is the strain for folks who crave cake ter

THC 15-25%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Specialist

Wedding Mints

Sin City Seeds basically threw a bachelor party for your bra

THC 24%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Wedding Monkey

Imagine Wedding Cake got drunk at its own reception, made ou

THC 20-26%

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💍 Couch-Lock Couture

Wedding Night

Greenpoint Seeds took two dessert strains, married them, and

THC 20%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Wedding Party

Wedding Party is like being the plus-one who actually shows

THC 18%

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🔴 Pure Indica

Wedding Pie

Wedding Pie is what happens when Wedding Cake and Grape Pie

THC 22%

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🔵 Couch-Locked Indica

Wedding Pie X Blueberry Syrup

Think your wedding went sideways? Wait till this 20% THC sug

THC 20%

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🤵‍♂️ Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Wedding Potion

Wedding Potion is what happens when KushBrothers decide your

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Couch-Locked Indica

Wedding Punch

Wedding Punch is the strain you bring to a reception when yo

THC 20-25%

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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Wedding Punch X Sunset Sherbert

Tiki Madman’s love child of Wedding Punch and Sunset Sherber

THC 20-28%

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🍍🍰 60/40 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Wedding Punch x Trop Zkittlez by Tiki Madman

Tiki Madman basically officiated the shotgun wedding between

THC 25%

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💍 Balanced Hybrid

Wedding Ring

Wedding Ring is what happens when cannabis breeders decide t

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Wedding Slap

Wedding Slap is the matrimonial equivalent of getting smacke

THC 18-24%

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🔮 Couch-Lock in a Tux

Wedding Slurripie

Wedding Slurripie is the strain you bring home to mom—if mom

THC 10-15%

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🔵 Couch-Locked Indica

Wedding Stomper

The strain that guarantees your plus-one will be drooling on

THC 18%

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🌅 50/50 Hybrid

Wedding Sunset

Picture this: you're at a beach wedding, the sun dips, and s

THC 18-25%

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🧁 CBD-Heavy Dessert Hybrid

Wedding Sunset CBD

Imagine Wedding Cake and Sunset Sherbet had a baby, then sen

THC 15-25%

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💒 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Wedding Tree

Wedding Tree is the strain equivalent of crashing a bougie d

THC 20-28%

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💨 Sativa-Dominant

Wedding Tree

Wedding Tree is Humboldt Seed Company's way of saying "congr

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Certified Couch-Lock Indica

Wedding Wine

Wedding Wine is the strain you smoke when the vows are done

THC 25%

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🍷🟣 Couch-Lock Cabernet

Wedding Wine

Wedding Wine is the strain equivalent of your drunk aunt's t

THC 22%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Couture

Wedding Zkittlez

Wedding Zkittlez is the strain you bring home to Mom—if Mom

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Weddingcake x Frosty Gelato

Imagine duct-taping a wedding cake to an ice sculpture and s

THC 28%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Cookie Monster

Weed and Cookies

Imagine if a Chips Ahoy got possessed by a narcoleptic demon

THC 20%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (AKA 'The Snooze Button')

Weed Nap

Cannarado Genetics basically bottled the feeling of cancelin

THC 15-25%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Turbo Button

Weed Punch Auto

Weed Punch Auto is what happens when breeders ask, "How fast

THC 20-24%

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🟢 Sativa

Weedies

Weedies is the sativa that makes you feel like you just main

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Weeding Crack

Vali Co Genetics basically microwaved indica and sativa unti

THC 18%