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⚫ Indica (aka Couch-Lock Express)

Westports Posse

Westports Posse is the strain that turns your living room in

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Locked OG

Westside

Westside is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket with

THC 20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Westside Creeper

Westside Creeper is the strain that texts you “I’m outside”

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid (70/30)

Wet Betty

Imagine if a pine tree took a shower, then got punched by ci

THC 18-28%
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🔮 Hybrid (a.k.a. Indecisive Genetics)

Wet Cherries

Offensive Selections’ Wet Cherries is the strain equivalent

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Wet Cherry

Imagine someone soaked a cherry Slurpee in a rainstorm, then

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Wet Dream

Named by someone who clearly never had to explain their sear

THC 25%
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🌊 Sativa-Leanin’ Wet Wonder

Wet Dream

Wet Dream is the strain that leaves you sticky, satisfied, a

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Wet Dream Bx1

Meet Wet Dream Bx1—Riot Seeds' attempt to bottle pure ADHD a

THC 18%
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⚫ Balanced Indica

Wet Dream by Vandal Genetics

Despite the porn-site name, Wet Dream is the sophisticated l

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (50/50 split)

Wet Dreams

Wet Dreams sounds like something your teenage browser histor

THC 18-23%
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⚫ Knock-Out Indica

Wet Lulu by Los Chicos

Bred by the mad scientists at Los Chicos, Wet Lulu is the st

THC 20-24%
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🟣 Dessert-Grade Couch Gluer

Wet P

Wet P sounds like a frat-house prank but hits like a velvet

THC 20-30%
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🎨 Balanced Hybrid

Wet Paint

Wet Paint by Prolific Coast Seeds is the strain equivalent o

THC 18%
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🔴 Indica (But Your Mom Calls It 'Moist Kitty')

Wet Pussy Weed

The strain so scandalous your dispensary spells it "W.P.W."

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Wet Socks

Imagine shoving your face into a gym bag that just ran a mar

THC 18%
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🔮 Classic Couch-Lock Indica

Wet Wet

Cookie Fam Genetics’ Wet Wet is the botanical equivalent of

THC 20-25%
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🐋 Couch-Lock Leviathan

Whale Breath

Whale Breath is Atlas Seed’s maritime love-child of Apples &

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Whalefunk

Whalefunk is Basement Chuckers’ love letter to people who wa

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Wham Boom

Wham Boom sounds like a rejected Marvel character, and hones

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Enhanced Indica

Wham Boom Auto

Wham Boom Auto is what happens when breeders ask, "What if w

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Whapaya

Whapaya is what happens when mad scientists at Frosty Mounta

THC 22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

What Chu Talkin Bout

Named after the words you'll slur after three hits, this Los

THC 15-25%
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🚀 Sativa-Dominant

What The Freak

What The Freak is basically legal cocaine with a prettier na

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Whatchamacallit

Named by someone who clearly gave up halfway through brainst

THC 21-24%
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🟣 Balanced Hybrid

Wheel Bite

Named after the skateboard phenomenon where your wheel locks

THC 18%
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✈️ Sativa

Wheels Up by Loyal 2 Tha Soil VA

Virginia’s answer to Adderall with better marketing. Wheels

THC 20-25%
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🎭 Balanced Hybrid

Where Is My Car

The strain that answers the eternal stoner question: 'Dude,

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa

Where's My Bike

The strain that answers the eternal stoner question: "Where

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa

Where's My Bike V2.0

The sequel that actually improves on the original—Karma Gene

THC 21%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Commander

Where's My Z

A strain so sedating it should come with a missing-person re

THC 22-25%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Power-Up

Whiplash

Developed in the early 2010s when breeders discovered crossi

THC 24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock OG

Whiplash #1

Meet Whiplash #1—the boutique phenotype that won its sibling

THC 20-24%
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🍌 Balanced Hybrid

Whipped Banana

Whipped Banana is what happens when banana bread goes to Bur

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split-Personality Hybrid

Whipped Cherries

Imagine shoving an entire cherry cheesecake into a bong and

THC 18%
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🔥 Couch-Lock Indica

Whipped Cream by The Fire Department

Imagine if a can of Reddi-wip got a degree in chillology. Th

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Cake Indica

Whipped Cream Cake

Imagine diving head-first into a tub of grocery-store sheet

THC 20-26%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (Glue & Glitter)

Whipped Glue by Smiling Tiger

Imagine Gorilla Glue got invited to a fancy brunch, showed u

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Dessert-Indica

Whipped Pancakes

Whipped Pancakes is the strain that asks, “What if IHOP got

THC 15-25%
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🍨 Couch-Lock Confection

Whipped Sundae

Imagine a Dairy Queen Blizzard you can smoke. Whipped Sundae

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Whippets

Named after the dog, not the questionable party favor, Whipp

THC 18-22%
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🔮 Designer Dessert Indica

Whipz

Whipz is the strain equivalent of eating an entire tub of fr

THC 30%
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🤝 Balanced Hybrid

Whirled Peas

Named like a hippie bumper sticker but hits like a zen maste

THC 18%
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⚫ Pure Indica (American History Class Optional)

Whiskey Rebellion

This 22% THC time machine masquerading as weed will have you

THC 22%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Whiskey Zulu

Twenty 20 Genetics basically taught ruderalis how to twerk—W

THC 20-24%
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⚙️ Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Whistlin Diesel

Whistlin Diesel is the automotive-themed lovechild of Night

THC 25%
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☀️ Autoflowering Sativa

Whistlina Blues

Night Owl’s limited-drop Whistlina Blues is basically espres

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

Whistling Moon Traveler

Named after a firework that scares dogs and delights toddler

THC 18-24%

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