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🔵 Couch-Lock Commanding Indica

Whitaker Blues

Whitaker Blues is the strain equivalent of canceling your pl

THC 18-22%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

Whitaker Blues by DJ Short

The strain your narcoleptic cousin swears by. Whitaker Blues

THC 18-22%
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🤍 Balanced Hybrid

White 88 G-13 Hashplant

Imagine if Snoop Dogg and your high school chemistry teacher

THC 15-22%
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⚪ Couch-Lock Commander

White 91

White 91 is the strain that looks like it fell out of a coca

THC 20-25%
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⚪ Couch-Lock OG

White 91 X Chem 91 Bx

AK Bean Brains basically weaponized couch-lock by marrying W

THC 20-25%
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⚪ Indica-Dominant Hybrid

White 99

White 99 is what happens when breeders slap OG Kush, Gorilla

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

White Afghan

Meet White Afghan, the strain that turns your legs into over

THC 18%
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⚪ Couch-Lock Express

White Afghan Skunk

Old School Genetics basically time-traveled to 1980s Kandaha

THC 18%
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⚪ Couch-Lock Classic

White Afghani

White Afghani is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blank

THC 5%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

White Afghani

Imagine traditional Afghan hash wearing a bedazzled North Fa

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

White Afghani 3A

Jolly Pond Farm’s White Afghani 3A is basically your grandma

THC 22%
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👽 Sativa-Dominant

White Alien

This isn't your neighbor's Roswell conspiracy—White Alien is

THC 22%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant

White Amnesia

White Amnesia is the strain that wipes your short-term memor

THC 18-23%
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⚪ Ultra-Rare Microdose Indica

White Angel R1

Lost Labs allegedly spent generations chasing 25% THC, then

THC 5%
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🌤️ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

White Apollo 710

White Apollo 710 is Riot Seeds’ attempt to make your prefron

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

White Ass Chem

White Ass Chem is the strain that sounds like a typo but abs

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

White Bacio

White Bacio is what happens when breeders try to make weed l

THC 18-22%
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⚪🟣 Frosted Gelato Hybrid

White Bacio

White Bacio is what happens when The White and Bacio Gelato

THC 23-33%
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🍌 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Cocktail

White Banana Auto

The strain that proves you can teach an old ruderalis new tr

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Hybrid

White Banana Chem

Imagine a banana split that minored in chemical engineering—

THC 15%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

White Bananas by Gus' Unique Selections

Meet White Bananas—the strain that turns your morning coffee

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Commander

White Beelze Bubba

Meet the strain that looks like Santa’s beard and hits like

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica

White Berry

White Berry is what happens when Blueberry and White Widow s

THC 18%
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🟣 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

White Berry

Imagine if a blueberry muffin hooked up with a diesel truck

THC 20%
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🔵 Sativa

White Berry by Zamnesia

White Berry is what happens when White Widow and Blueberry h

THC 10-15%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Energy Drink

White Bhutanese

Meet White Bhutanese—Mandala Seeds’ love letter to endangere

THC 20-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Cruiser

White Biker

White Biker looks like it rolled out of a snowstorm and smel

THC 25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

White Biscotti OG XXL

Imagine dunking a cookie in espresso, then that cookie punch

THC 22%
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❄️ Balanced Hybrid

White Blizzard

Imagine Jack Frost got stoned and decided to decorate your n

THC 18%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

White Bubba Haze

White Bubba Haze is what happens when Bubba Kush and Haze ha

THC 18%
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⚪ Pure Couchlock Indica

White Bubba Kush

White Bubba Kush is what happens when Bubba takes a bath in

THC 18%
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⬜ Couch-Lock Express

White Bubble

Panoramix Genetics basically dipped an indica in a snow glob

THC 18-25%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Thunderbolt

White Buffalo

White Buffalo is the strain your conspiracy-theorist cousin

THC 22%
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⚪ Couch-Lock Cruiser

White Bugatti

Lit Farms basically bred a velvet-lined straitjacket that sm

THC 20-25%
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🍷 Couch-Lock Cabernet

White Burgandy

White Burgandy is Beleaf Cannabis' attempt to make you feel

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

White Buzz

White Buzz is what happens when breeders spend years perfect

THC 18%
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⚪ Balanced Hybrid

White by CH9 Female Seeds

Meet the White, the strain that dressed up as cocaine for Ha

THC 20-25%
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⚪ Fast-Food Hybrid

White Californian Auto

The cannabis equivalent of a microwave burrito—technically g

THC 15-25%
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⚪ Sativa-Dominant Sugar Rush

White Candy

White Candy is what happens when Willy Wonka gets into weed

THC 18-22%
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🍪 Couch-Lock Cookie Monster

White Caramel Cookie

Imagine if Mrs. Fields got baked and then baked you. This 20

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

White Castle

White Castle is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket

THC 18%
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⚪ Couch-Lock Castle

White Castlez

White Castlez is what happens when 3rd Coast Genetics asks "

THC 21-23%
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⚪ Fancy Couch Glue

White Caviar Special Reserve

MisterD’s "Special Reserve" is basically caviar for people w

THC 18%
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⚪ Fancy-Pants Indica

White Cavier

White Cavier is what happens when breeders try to gentrify y

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica

White Chapel

Imagine if London fog got horny and made babies with a Color

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

White Cheddar

Imagine if your favorite artisanal cheese shop got blackout

THC 18%
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🧀 Pure Indica

White Cheese

White Cheese is what happens when breeders ask, "What if we

THC 22%
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⚪ Hybrid Auto That Smells Like Your Fridge After Spring Break

White Cheese Auto

White Cheese Auto is the cannabis equivalent of finding blue

THC 16%

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